Research specialists at The University of Edinburgh and Milan have made an astonishing breakthrough in the fields of stem cell research and the benifits of listening to The Cyril Certificate. Despite some objections, one scientist is quoted as saying 'I dont know what a "Cyril Certificate" is, please let my family go'. Most seem to be in agreement that listening to up to seven hours of Cyril Certificate every day is not only good for the nervous system including the duadenum, but can assist in the regrowth of limbs and raise levels of admantium in the bones. More astonishing were the implied affects of not listening to Cyril Certificate,apparantly over 100 children every year that fail to listen to the required ammount of Cyril die in car crashes in the Baltic States, and numourous others have had limbs severed by farm equipment. As far as popped eyeballs go the jury is still out but it looks as though as studies continue more and more people are going to be making sure they get their RDA of Cyril in coming months. Dr. Razor K. Hessel MD PHD HIV WXYZ for the Boston Journal of Science

We plan on re-releasing our hit song Old Merl soon, keep your eyes on here!!

Well, got the tunes up and running at last....Be prepared for the full release of our second EP, entitled Great Romances of the 21st Century....The lead single is Saved by the Bell and is now available to listen to up in the top right of the page and on 7' single from I'd Buy That for a Dollar Records!!