Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is a boxing ring square?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the
center of the earth?

Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say
"I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you "in" a movie, but you're "on" TV?

Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat round?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?

Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?

Why are American English words like 'color', 'favorite', 'savor', etc, missing the letter 'u'?
Is it because Americans are so self-centered?

Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'?

Can you freeze anti-freeze?

If the Internet has no boundaries, then why do we need Windows, or Gates?

What was the best thing before sliced bread ?

Whos cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "LISP"?

Is a gay indian an indianus?

Who do you suppose was the first person to look at a chicken and say "I'm
gonna eat the next thing that comes out that chickens ass.."

Where does the white go when snow melts?

Do blind people have dreams? if they do, do they know what they are seeing?

If your eyes are round, why can you see out of the corners of them???

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

Scientists say the universe is expanding all the time but what is it expanding in to?

Why is it when your computer freezes, people keep on pushing more and
more buttons?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, and when you transport it by ship, it's called a cargo?

If 'practice makes perfect' and 'nobodies perfect', why bother practicing?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?