Lawrie
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- The Misfits, The Damned, The Clash, Black Flag, Dethklok, Billy Liar, Nancy and the Fawcets
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- Evil Dead 1, 2 and 3
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All Stories Are true
We left Jenni’s at sometime after bells - I guess around 1 or 2 am, but I can’t be sure. Claire said she was feeling ill, and started vomiting on a blue Honda. I was feeling exposed, but we had to wait for Yaz and Nicola and Kate - so I took a piss on the car’s wheel. I guess we can’t have looked very sober or very responsible – which mattered to Kate, I think, because she decided she didn’t want to come with us. We were heading off to gatecrash a party in Marchmont – some ways into town though we were in the sticks.
We staggered drunkenly around the silent streets looking for a bus stop, which we found on Red Ford Road –I was not impressed by the name and, as I had remarked to Claire earlier, it made me feel very peculiar. I can’t remember the bus journey much, except that I tried to be very quiet because we had got on for free.
When we got to the party it was the sad and sorry sort of affair that you’d expect from a bunch of what must presumably be close friends and intimates at 3am on New Years. They were playing video games and singing along to Duran Duran and The Cure.
‘I've been looking so long at these pictures of
you that I almost believe that they're real’
I was not impressed. There was one pretty black haired girl, but she was very obviously not interested and was taken anyway. I felt like kicking her boyfriend in the spine - for a laugh - but thought better of it.
I decided that this was not how I wanted to spend New Years. I wandered off to see the rest of the flat and I called Iain, to see if anyone was getting up to anything interesting in town, but he was staying in with Paula that night – which was kind of sweet, I guess, but it didn’t really get me anywhere.
When I went back into the kitchen Yaz and Claire were sitting on the sink and had turned the taps on and faced them around so they pointed out the window and all the water was pouring down into the back garden. They were throwing all the glasses and bottles and pots and pans and plates that were in the sink out of the window and giggling - beatific smiles and innocence all round.
We decided we might as well get what we could out of this party then go. We started stuffing Yaz’s bag with the half finished bottles of spirit and the full bottles of beer from the cooler. There was a half bottle of 10 year old malt in the other room but I felt that taking it might be going too far, so I just took a swig then put it back… Nicola’s friend – the one who had invited us - had gone off into another room to shag his lady, so we just left without saying goodbye to anyone. We ran down the stairs arm in arm because the moment called for it.
We were walking along the road, dejected and defeated, when we heard music coming down from above and a light on in the top floor of the flat we were in front of. Yaz took off for the door and started pushing madly on the service button, demanding that we be let in. The door buzzed upon and we ran up the stairs – taking them two at a time - I’m not really sure why. Three people were heading out just as we got to the door and we introduced ourselves as ‘friends of Dan’s’ and slipped by them. We headed to the kitchen and were suddenly rewarded for all our effort and work and sweat and blood and tear; a table covered with booze and mixers.
The only thing that would have been more beautiful would have been an open bar.
I started to neck one of the big bottles of WKD and I found a bottle of Apple Sourz. No one is above poof juice, as much as they may protest. There were two unopened bottles of whisky on the table and I had decided on first sight that there was no way I was leaving without them. I flirted with some of the obviously funless 25+ at the party. They were very serious, drawn out student types who thought they were having fun, and probably would until they died – married, childless, middle class, and miserable. It went on like that for a bit unti68 comentarios 705 días
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Voodoo
So I dressed up fancy to offset my horrible, terrible, post-birthday depression and we went to this semi-classy semi-sleazy place called Oddfellows where I wondered if the clientèle were as vapid and unassuming as they looked. I guess it can't have been great there because we left after a few drinks. I wasn't drunk and this upset me.
After we left Oddfellows we went to the Voodoo rooms - some place round the back of the registry office that Yaz's sister had recommended. It looked cheap and sleazy - like Rose Street's version of Opium. The bouncer nodded us in and we walked up ascending stairs with black cushioned walls.
Inside it was like I had stepped into the 40s. I expected Frank Sinatra to stroll past, snorting cocaine off a silver platter and telling everyone that 'I did it my way'. I expected tommy guns and prohibition - a door to our left said speakeasy and we turned down into it.
The speakeasy was quintessentially a speak easy. Girls in gold and red and black and silver with feathers in their hair and high heels on their feet danced past, high balls in hand. Guys in white braces, black shirts and white ties, wearing trilbies and looking like extras from a gangster movie, stomped around like they owned the place.
Dress can make a man, I think, and these people were far sunk into their roles. They were acting like they had lugers in their belts and fortunes in their offshore bank accounts. Though perhaps they did have those fortunes, they had the milky blue eyes and weak chins of the inbred. The place was expensive enough that you'd probably need a fortune just to get drunk - though the price didn't bother me as I had brought a bottle of vodka. At one point, sitting on the toilet seat drinking vodka and energy drink out of my bag, I do wonder if this is some reflection upon my life, but not for long. The toilets were immaculate though, beautiful, it would be a joy to have sex in them.
It was such a beautiful place that, if it was a woman, I'd not be sure whether I wanted to love her forever or cum on her face. It was a difficult thing to be sure of definitely...Look too close at the women and you'd see tired eyes and even more tired tits, look too close at the men and you would see snobs and yacht club members with money to burn. Look too close and the magic would break and you'd wonder what you were doing in this place full of rich bastards. You wonder what you were doing in this place that looked like somewhere Paris Hilton would come to die. It invited you not to look too closely though - to accept what you saw and roll with it. I was willing to accept that and it was a good night, though I didn't get drunk.
An old woman grabbed my ass though, I was not amused.
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Diva Edinburghhace 6 semanasIt's time to ditch the Dolce and add some fun to your weekend with some good old fancy dress at our Halloween 'Monsters Ball'.
Join us for us a night of Halloween fun and frolics as special guests TOMMY GALLO and DJ KONTEMPT take over our ‘House of Horror’ alongside John Marr and Craig Fraser to give you 5 hours of haunted Hip Hop, RnB, House, Dance and Electro Anthems.
Main Room (House & Electro)
TOMMY GALLO
John Marr
Craig Fraser
Front Bar (Hip Hop & RnB)
DJ KONTEMPT
behind the bar you will find some fantastic drinks offers..
Halloween Cocktails
Diva Blood Punch- £4
Green Ghost– £4
White Widow– £5
Black Widow– £5
The Graveyard– £5
Those who make the effort to come along in fancy dress will be rewarded..oh and ladies we're not referring to a little Prada number
Doors 10pm // Entry £5
£4 Entry for Guestlist & all those in fancy dress
*GUESTLIST NOW OPEN*
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Diva Edinburghhace 11 semanas
Hey Lawrie, are you ready to enter our UV FANTASY?
This month see's the DIVA party go dark and we have some special treats in store for you!!
Enter our white room and have your face painted UV style before you take the dance floor and enjoy 5 hours of the biggest RnB, Dance, Chart, House & Electro anthems!!
**DJ VANCE, John Marr, Craig Fraser & Lee Mutch**
Our gorgeous Divas will be out in force with loads of free goodies and if you find yourself in range of our spotter then you will have the opportunity to have your picture taken with the girls!!
As always the party starts at 10pm and goes all the way through till 3am.
Entry £5 / £4 Students & Guestlist.
*Limited Guestlist available. This will fill quickly so get your requests in early to avoid dissapointment. Guestlist entitles you to discounted entry and QJump before midnight.
Come and join the party....
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Diva Edinburghhace 19 semanas
So Lawrie are you set for the 31st?
We're delighted to announce the news of our NEW Diva Dancers...drop dead goooorgeous!!
See them perform live alongside DJ Vance, John Marr, P45 & Sugar vs Sound!!
You'll also be delighted to hear our Divas are back and they'll be armed with their vodka pistols...remember if you get a shot then you'll get a shot
**Guestlist now open**
Simply leave us a comment or send us a PM with your full name and the number in your party for Q Jump and discounted entry b4 midnight!! -
Diva Edinburghhace 21 semanas
Hey Lawrie,
DIVA....for those who like to dance!!
Next date for your diary - Fri 31st July
Watch this space for exciting news on what we have in store for this months event!!
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Aslion Khanhace 27 semanas
I love you. And I'm going to take you out and make you so very happy. First, however, I will hunt you down... I miss you =( exams finish in a week so will find you then =D x -
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Nicole Ehrhardt
:0) howdy how are you doing cutie, i was just thinking of you and wanted to get on cam and all, hit me up on msn my names tellapollard20@live.com cya
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Peter Lhace 64 semanasnnaaahhhhhhhhh
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Peter Lhace 64 semanas
Lol now lawrie brought the cleverz
and meh i disagree with the social retardation bla bla bla 21 word section so boo!
and actually yeh that last bits kinda true but thats only if the reaction is one of laughter from the recepient of the joke. -
hace 64 semanas
Peter L
The band name wasn't copyrighted.
And it was a joke that had been done to death by the rest of my peers. I was expecting to be completely hit out of the park by something really clever. That would have shut me up. -
Peter Lhace 64 semanas
Get your own jokes.
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Peter Lhace 65 semanas
grow up lawrie, jamie suggsted the name to us and said we could use it. it's basically the same thing as a friend coming up with and suggesting a name.
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Kelly Barbourhace 67 semanasi heard the goss today, it was cussy and jazzy, im not sure you can live up to your promise mate
haha but i look forward to seeing y'all, i think im coming over on sunday yay
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Kelly Barbourhace 67 semanas
LOL not exactly!!
hell yeah, and i need to hear all your goss about travelling too!!
so much to do
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hace 67 semanas
Kelly Barbour
And I was like 'BITCH. I dont want you hanging out with any other n*****s.' and she was like 'oh but thats my little brother' and i was like 'bitch. shut up.'
OMG met a canadian on monday who knew of it and we laughed and laughed. then i told her to watch her mouth.
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Macy Mayan
hello Chelsi This hot chick with huge tits is showing on cam! Hit up jane80red@live.com on msn messenger before she gets off. Shes crazy!
fairly self explanatory ho ho
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