>>Shahd: "I'd do girls, but i like men too much..."

>>That nasty busdriver never gave me my 8euro change, even though i asked 3 times...what a prick! Haha i'm gonna get him fired

>>The singing wanderer, what a ledge! He just comes up to you with his cap, delivers his sean-nós, and then totters off through the canteen to find another bemused audience.

>>Birthdays!! Its everyones birthday, and if its not, we'll still go out and celebrate, "happy non-birthday everybody"!!

>>Valentines day: What makes it different?? It was invented by card companies to boost sales. If ya truly luv someone then every day is valentines day

>>Sunshine! Yay, my vitamin D dose is slowly being readministered for the year, so so long SAD

>>'Declan: "Coat-hanging nipples!!"

>>Singing the nipple song in town: morto!

>>Pole dancing in Gippo.

>>I have a job, people. I can't believe someone actually is giving me responsibility. I suppose it had to happen sometime! Can I at least get a raise on the minimum wage, ya heard me!

>> She dead, fool. She dead.

>>Cruising round with Forde, Fagan, and Mc. Whatalauf!! Stalking the shades, blaring tiesto, tea and wkd, all part of a saturday night!!

>>Do you ever feel you could be lactose intolerant?? I say keep your friends close, and your enemies even closer. Thats why i have milk in the fridge. You're going nowhere buddy.

>>I KNOW! Desmondo....

>>Cooked rice that's left out absorbs bacteria from the air. Eugh.

>>I'm going with the roman aquaduct theme for my new fish tank.

>>Night out with Sheils!! Shots in the queens, getting low on the dancefloor, drinking poitchin, walking home only to jump into a neighbours garden coz the shades came down the road to investigate bollards blocking it (our handiwork)!! Whatalaff!!

>>What's up with all the midges! I'm being eaten alive, they're like mini-vultures, much smaller and they JUST KEEP COMING

>>Halloween!! So not over rated..

>>Beautiful. Finding a pubic hair in my ice-cream at smacs after eating at least half of it. Nice...

>>Declan: She feeks on her rag....

>? Questions?LK for limerick

>>Who isn't Barry Lynch?

>>Alcohol - the cause of and solution to all of life's problems

>>Fashion show: They all look the same - starving

>>Franz Ferdinand - could they be any cooler?! I luvs their lyrics and catchy songs. 'Take me out....' aww its the sex...

>>We need a house. Please can I live with you? I suck at being an adult.

-When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.

-It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge.

-Courage is the power to let go of the familiar

-When you are not practicing, remember, someone somewhere is practicing, and when you meet him he will win.

-Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.

-He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

-Make up your mind to act decidedly and take the consequences. No good is ever done in this world by hesitation.

-Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.

-I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.

**Patience is a Virtue*****
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**Virtue is a Grace********
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**Grace is a little girl***
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**Who doesn't wash her face
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