(Gerard’s 17, Mikey’s 14)
Gerard: (Barging into Mikey’s room) Where the hell is it, you retard?
Mikey: What?
Gerard: You know what.
Mikey: What?!
Gerard: Where the fuck’s my eyeliner?
Mikey: How am I supposed to know?
Gerard: Don’t play dumb with me, Michael.
Mikey: Don’t call me Michael! It’s M-dogg.
Gerard: It’ll be M-dead if you don’t tell me where my eyeliner is.
Mikey: I don’t know where it is, you donkey!
Gerard: What the hell?
Mikey: I just discovered why you wear eyeliner. Without it you look like an ass!
Gerard: Fuck you!
Mikey: Fuck yourself!
Gerard: Go fuck a toaster and turn it on!
Mikey: Go fuck your mum!
Gerard: She’s your mum too, dumbass!
Mikey: Go fuck Frank!
Gerard: Go fuck Ray’s fro!
Mikey: Go fuck your fucking eyeliner!
Gerard: I would if I knew where the fuck it was.
Mikey: It’s probably up your anal canal.
Gerard: Don’t get scientific with me, bitch! Where is it?
Mikey: Under your bed with your fucking stinky unwashed undergarments!
Gerard: Again, with the fucking long words!
Mikey: It means underpants.
Gerard: Are you calling me dumb? Fuck you, faggot!
Mikey: You’re the fucking faggot! I know what you and Frank do!
Gerard: I haven’t done anything with Frank… for at least a week.
Mikey: That’s illegal!
Gerard: It was a joke, you fucktard.
Mikey: Oh my God! My brother tells jokes? I thought he just cut himself. You’re a man of many talents, Gerard.
Gerard: (smacking Mikey round the head) Your brother also knows how to kill people. Another comment like that and you’ll be on the receiving end of a pistol.
Mikey: I’m telling Mum you hit me. (runs downstairs)
Gerard: God, you’re such a baby. (follows him)
(In the kitchen)
Mikey: MUM! Gerard hit me!
Donna: Why did you do that, Gerard?
Gerard: He took my eyeliner and told me to fuck you.
Mikey: No I didn’t!
Donna: I hope you didn’t. Besides, Gerard, he doesn’t have your eyeliner. I do. I was using it.
Gerard: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?! DON’T USE MY FUCKING EYELINER!!! IT’S MY FUCKING EYELINER AND I DON’T WANT YOU TO USE IT!!!
Donna: Don’t use my foundation then.
Gerard: But you said I could!
Donna: Well if I can’t use your eyeliner, you can’t use my foundation. Or my eyeshadow.
Gerard: OH MY GOD! THAT IS SO UNFAIR! YOU AREN’T THE BOSS OF ME!! YOU CAN’T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WILL NOT BE YOUR PUPPET AND YOU CAN’T FUCKING CONTROL ME!!
Donna: Gerard?
Gerard: What?
Donna: Go to your room.
Gerard: Yes mum(goes quiet and whispers i dont love u)

MCR fans must stick 2gether. PLZ read this if u love mcr!
Body: We get labelled as emo for no reason... maybe it"s just because of the music we listen to. or our ability to have enough guts to dress differently from everyone and stand out. We have to stand together as MCR fans.

This has gone to far. It"s time we stop it.

We know that MCR isn"t emo. We know they aren"t a death cult. We know they don"t promote self-harm. Yet everyone else thinks it"s true.

We are the MCRmy! And we need to stop the false rumors. There are articles and quotes and videos stating the facts but no one cares about that! We care and we believe!

At MCR concerts we all stand together as one united by the power of My Chemical Romance. We all are one! We all know the truth.

It"s time that truth gets out. We have to stop this! There is no reason for it! I"m tired of it and I"m sure the rest of you are too.

WE ARE THE MCRmy! WE ARE THE BLACK PARADE!

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
1. Thou shalt not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shalt be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shalt seek revenge on those who wrong you
4. Thou shalt be a demolition lover
5. Thou shalt unleash the bats
6. Thou shalt protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shalt respect the lord, GERARD WAY.
8. Thou shalt sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shalt see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shalt rock hard

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE BLACK PARADE
1. Thou shalt accept death as it comes
2. Thou shalt sing and march without question
3. Thou shalt face fear and regret
4. Thou shalt let go of thy dreams
5. Thou shalt give blood
6. Thou shalt fear thy sins
7. Thou shalt protect thy brothers in arms
8. Thou shalt darken thy clothes
9. Thou shalt not walk this world alone
10. THOU SHALT CARRY ON!!!

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF GERARD WAY
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FRANK IERO
1. Thou shalt run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shalt eat skittles
3. Thou shalt let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shalt wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shalt get tattoos
6. Thou shalt kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shalt grin with all teeth
8. Thou shalt change hair style every year
9. Thou shalt wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shalt burn everything and call it Cajun

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MIKEY WAY
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BOB BRYAR
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF RAY TORO
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well (I never even knew he wore them)
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro

[b] You Know You're A My Chemical Romance Freak When:
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
2. You cry when u hear them play your favorite song live
3. You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention
4. You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
5. You feel like burning the TRL building down
6. You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members names, thou