THE DRUNKEN FRIDAY NIGHTS- this is how we do it!
1.steal things we dont really need like shot glasses
2.sing and dance really badly
3. leave the toilet with tissue on your shoe
4.tell everyone you love them
5.argue with girls/boys who could knock you out aaaaahhhh
6.have your pants hanging out
7.talk to druggies/tramps/fellow drunks/cats....
8.tell people facts about you that you dont want them to know
9.miss last train laugh about it
10.throw up
11.climb on things
12.follow people you like
13.make funny noises its like a burp but not
14. hiccup
15.smoke then forget you had a one so you have another then later accuse people of stealing your cigerettes.
16.have mascara all down your face
18.talk to yourself in the toilet mirror
19.burn your clothes with fags.... burn other people
20.fall flat on your face
21 look at the ugliest person then say to your friend iv never known how good looking they actualy are hmmmm...their realy buff wow
22.listen to depressing songs and feel sorry for yourself
23.walk like you have bricks on your feet
23.drink coctails of alcohol that dont mix ....beer and vodka with a fag at the bottem
24.wee in bushes mooning cars as they pass
25. wee in front of your friends ...then forget you were weeing and just sqaut for the fun of it.
26.blame that spill on the unconcious drunk in the corner.... yeah that was them just cant handle their drink....aaawwww i clean it (credit!!!)
27. shout in the street like a yob
28. fall asleep on bus / pass out on bus
29.open back door for a fag then hear some one shout shout "oh my god who opened the door my cats not allowed out oh my god"
30. talk to funiture eg. "i love you sofa so comfy ......"
31. paranoia .... you stole my drink... my drinks spiked.... terriorst!!
32. sing along to your faviroute oldie tune then all your friends admit it their secret oldie song " i just love dolly parton"
33.talk like a gangsta "im bare pissed" or realy posh "oh im rather jolly on this beverage.
34. say you will go out with a friend tommoro forgetting those hangovers you know oh too well.
35.say things that only make sense in your head "do you ever just think we are like bacteria or like microscopic or ALIENS i mean what are we ....woa
36.when you are drunk promise yourself to change " yeah ill work hard stop drinking be really smart yeah you do it ..."
37. develop two people in your head who you have conversations with "are you weeing.." "yeah and so are you cos were the same people"
38. say "i am never drinking again.... exept for next friday.

♥♥♥
Every girl has that ONE boy that they'll never get over...
That ONE who makes you laugh...
The ONE who gives you butterflies, just when someone says his name...
That ONE who remembers all the things you think you say are stupid,
& reminds you about it months from now...
The ONE who has his name written all over your heart...
The ONE who you compare to every guy...
The ONE you never get sick of talking or hearing about...
The ONE that you cry over & over about...
The ONE that no one can understand;
WHY HIM...
That ONE everyone thinks you can do better...
The ONE you ask why her & not me..?
The one when you first saw him you knew you
Loved him...
The ONE that in some way ends up
Not being yours...

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