John Speirs

working in a warehouse with mexicans. me and 1 other guy are primary english speakers. jobs surprisingly ok, the breaks suck

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À propos de moi

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dont know whether you got the memo but my name is john speirs and im pretty fuckin awesome
À propos de moi
the latest on john is this:

got a job! but that was in december and since then i have given it up, full time working was fine, dont go thinking its cos i am a work shy wanker or that, no i gave it up at end of April cos i was moving to canada with natalie.

and basically thats where i am. I live in a place called mimico which is in toronto and so far its been pretty cool.

oh and i got a job over here too, im the canadian equivalent of a rocksteady fannybaws steward. if ya come to a gig i work at bring your drugs, i dont care, but under no circumstance try bringing in a bottle of water, not on my watch, bring yourself a bottle of water and prepare to go down!

bbq pizza is the tits

also i am bringing a beer bong home but no kids, leaving all the kid having to all folk still in killie, the fertile land it would seem. il sign up aw yer weans to the junior jays or something.

oh i should mention that i am engaged and going to get married though when is still up in the air.
Mon autre moitié
Natalie

Natalie

she makes my tea & i enjoy it, were quite the team

Music and Films
all music that i listen to in scotland is fucking amazing, first impressions is that folk over here like crap rap and nickelback type pish. i did get kasabians album which has a sticker on it which is half french half english which is a nice wee cultural signifier. i leave nights out and parties i am at and go home, stick on my computer and listen to my music, fuck i have even came home and listened to the ideals on bebo. i like rap music but sean paul and fucking the likes is no beastie boys im afraid.

films are fucking awesome, and the good thing about them is that they can be enjoyed in the quiet which is ace
zinedine zidane
smells fucking brilliant but has lost all the ability he once had. really he is pish, he couldnt improve the much missed inter herpanties im afraid
Sports
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 aaaaaaaaas, fitba fitba fitba fitba fitba fitba fitba fitba fitba fitba fitba fitba! Killie fan, more than anything, people who have fascinations with rich english wanky teams do ma tits in, dont minda passing interest, but if they go to the pub in the strip and are basically constantly going on about them and decked out in their strips it does ma tits in, especially as killie is on its arse and u never see them ina killie strip, rant over. soft spot for barca too. baseball is quality, big blue jays fan. on the howthorn in the aussie rules. and the dolphins in the nfl, gota break that duck, fish!
Scared Of
seagulls. well not seagull exactly, more towngulls. these fuckers have never eaten a fish or seen the sea in their lives, they were brought up on big macs kfcs and meatball marinara subs and as such have mutated into the beast we see today. when i was a pup they were small timid things which flew away when u approached them. not now, now they have a wing span of around 7feet and constantly have blood on their beaks. also when their young have fell to the ground they are a particular menace, swooping when u get close, u can see their minds working, eyeing u up as u approach one of their devil spawn, saying, one more step, just 1 i dare ya! i hate them, i saw a seagull get hit by a car right in front of me, its slevers and ohter mingin shit ended up on ma hands, the seagull was down tho, i thot ya beauty! then the seagull kicked itself back up, kinda like the rock used to do in the wrestlin and shook its shoulderes or whatever it has and then flew away. they must b stopped
Blogs, fanzines and sites to check out
Bigredsfunbus@blogspot.com
killie hippo
breakingballs@bebo.com
killiefc.com
fantasy.premierleague.com pus all other fantasy leagues of which i am sadly addicted.
cool as fuck places and pish poor countries
bulgaria: cheap beer, kaminitza a particualr fave, relaxed rules to drinking it too plus its roasting and i had a most enjoyable time there wi the girl. the waiter from the treetop bar was a tiop[ bloke as was the lassie who served to macdonalds, what a smile!
Paris: full o scots, hardly met a frenchie!
Liverpool: will b nice when its finished


poland: arrogant folk who dont want you there, if we werent spending cash on booze they would b back ploughin fields for tatties, get over it!
Largs: full of small minded dicks
folk that delete their profiles
get a fucking grip of yourselves, why would you delete it. the excuse that you never use it doesnt really wash as if you dotn use it then you forget it and it simply sits forever. na if you delete it then there is alterior motives and you dont fool me. nothing more irritating than looking up old stuff and pictures adn seeing comments made by deleted profiles. really you should delete, rmemeber the good times on bebo, when we all had a laugh at each others photos and never bothered with fucking apps, bebo deleters are worse than those with private profiles.

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  • what i will do this coming weekend

    ok, im gona set up a youtube playlist of all bands playing n press play, pitch a tent out ma back on lumpiest bit o ground i can find and dread going to speel all day, i will drink 10x my weight in booze, stick a sign on my bbq saying burgers n bbq myself some burgers then charge myself 5quid to eat them then change sign 2 big breakfasT in mornings and serve myself the smallest square of sausage and radioactive tomato sauce in a roll to fix my stomach, also i'l pish agaisnt trees & try desperately to hold in a shite all wkend,

    all cos i cant go to titp this yr & i'l miss it

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  • the update before the current 1

    high time for an update on who i am and what i do,

    graduated wi a degree after 4 yrs at uni, made a cunt o 4th yr so never got honours, did meet midge ure at ceremony tho and if didnt make a cunt o 4th yr that wouldnt have happened, funny how things work!

    after that i have been about, poland 1st, bit dismayed about lack of brothels, not that i would use them just that those were the eastern euro sights i wanted to see, not the architecture!

    went to bulgaria ma holidays next, lovely place and cheap as chips, the beer is tops! then t in the p, u all no my thots.

    was best man for ma mate dave so took us to millport for the stag, its like going away but staying at home, recommended! wedding was good too, speeches are a piece o pish! in between stag and wedding, peterhead for the fitba, on the bus!

    Paris for scotland game, unforgettable.

    liverpool, to meet natalies gran, crosby to b exact, nice place.

    and thats it just duck about wi the girl n that, mite get a job next!

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  • t in the p bus

    bus leaves the safeway carpark in killie at 8am sharp and right now the price is 25quid. not mine or hillys fault, blame blair bush brown and their war on terror, diesel costs a fortune now! not that i am agaisnt the war or that, cos im not.

    John (me)
    Natalie
    Stephen
    Mr T in the Park (hilly)
    Blackie
    Davie A
    Kunta
    Magull
    Scott McClel
    Chalmers
    Claire
    PG
    Stephanie
    Gary Bellingham Esq.
    Cassie
    Fauldsy
    Rab (legend in his own lunchtime) Gemmel
    Kearney
    Alex
    Duncan
    Nigel (not Nick)
    Big Aldi
    Kenneth McLoud
    Blair
    Kyle
    Cammy
    Stu
    Jamie
    Mel (no oan it)
    Karen
    Ashley
    Cheryl
    Amanda
    Jennifer (no oan it)
    Kim
    John L
    Claire B
    Stu Travers

    and miby, miby if he is luckier than a right jammy lucky cunt- FEST! (but dont hold yer breath)

    FEST has been added to the titp bus! latest news.

    Vintage Killie strip day on the friday anyone?

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  • Wee Ding
    Wee Ding

    Hahaah
    Aww aye as i sed to Other crawlin Kille fans!!!
    Where was alll the comments on Saturday????
    I didny here anything from u wee diddies then??
    But as soon as we get beat yeez almost feel as tho its revenge to Gie's us sum stick!!!
    Dear o Dear!!1
    Scotty Boi thinks maybe yeez should just Concentrate on yer own pishy team hahah :D

    Il y a 6 heures
  • Grant McHarrie
    luv Grant McHarrie

    just set it up when I seen your message, name is grant.jen, if you find me, add me and I will get a masterclass in using it from Jens sister the night.

    Il y a 7 heures
  • Connie Beattie
    luv Connie Beattie

    Hi u,did u get back to Canada in 1 piece then?was great to see u,u were both looking great!
    Hope things going ok
    Speak soon
    Take Care
    Luv Connie xxx

    Il y a 5 jours
  • G
    luv G

    Evening. Just wondered if there was a plan of action for the horses on sat? Looking forward to it. g x

    Il y a 4 semaines via Mobile
  • Wee Ding
    Wee Ding

    Get it up ye!!!! Baldy Baws!!!!

    Yer right on one o those remarks..i wasn't there!! I was working cos o these shitey shifts!!!! And i'm glad cos if i had paid £38 to watch that i wud ave been Rippin!!!!!

    But it's tru their is no money in Scotland and were in Gradual decline!!!!
    Rangers and Celtic could hold their own in Europe against anyone noo we can't!!!!

    Cos o heap o shit teams like Killie that can't attract a decent crowd every week cos they're shite which means naebody wants to film the games therefore there is nae money in the SPL!!!

    The underlying scum pishy teams o the SPL is draggin us all doon!!! And Killie is one o the main culprits!!!!!
    Oh Yeah!!!!

    This is easily the worst Rangers side i've ever witnessed!!!
    Nae Quality...Nae Steel...Gutless...Talentless and should be Managerless!!!

    This season has been nothing short o a joke!!!
    Struggle against every team we've played!!!!
    Time for new management and new board!!!

    Hows you????

    Il y a 4 semaines
  • Kerry
    Kerry

    Hey Things are good thanks :D No, we still havent got round to setting a date yet. Wat abt u? Howz Canada? My mum n step dad still have a couple of adoption meetings left to go but they were told basically that things are going ahead. So just waiting to hear now.

    :D

    Il y a 4 semaines
  • Alan Green
    Alan Green

    hmmm tricky. we tried the gun-ho shit wae the big wage players etc but all we're doin is prolonging the misery. ha. jim wilson 2 win euro millions.

    Il y a 4 semaines
  • Alan Green
    Alan Green

    awrite john lad. aye theres been strikes all over the country. this is the 1st national. oaft killie r up shit creek i think. £800,000 loss if we finish 7th.

    Il y a 4 semaines
  • Chris Kearney
    luv Chris Kearney

    haha am doin good ma man!just finished lost season 5 and i'm loving this good vs evil shit.great stuff.apart from that i've been watching lie to me but i'm a bit underwhelmed by it to be honest.if you've seen one you've seen them all.so when you returning to these shores then?

    Il y a 5 semaines
  • Alan Green
    Alan Green

    a bet u yase them in the da lad.

    Il y a 6 semaines
  • Shorty
    Shorty

    Why thank you john. So glad you approve. How's life? x

    Il y a 6 semaines via Mobile
  • Wee Ding
    Wee Ding

    Nae Bad Sir Chief!!!
    Things goin not soo bad the noo!!!
    Rangers won 2-1 Was great stickin it too them tattie pickers!!!
    Lol Not struggling with burds lol just playin ella field ya know!!!!
    Fitba career has Been killed and buried!!!
    Cos i went through like 2 months and never had one dayshif that i missed all that training and therefore i missed sed games cos i never trained so i packed it in cos i knew i wouldn.t be off these pishy shifts for ages!!!!!
    No fives eithers!!
    Tryin to rob the bookies and won £84 last week and lookin and pretty upbeat about a similar figure this weekend :D
    Hows the Canada??
    Still enjotin it>>
    Wen u due back Cocka Mongrel!!!!

    Il y a 6 semaines
  • Partymarty B.C.E
    Partymarty B.C.E

    ive trying keep up:/
    my new england patriots are the team though

    u workin or tht? howz the crib?
    aye back training lasy week:D wae ozzy peary and jamie's team just get fit by the end month go tae a u21's team the plan is.

    Il y a 6 semaines
  • Partymarty B.C.E
    Partymarty B.C.E

    dropped it on the kitchen floor screaned smashed haha
    howz it goin big yin anyway?
    wat about ur father beating u:L

    Il y a 6 semaines
  • Grant McHarrie
    Grant McHarrie

    Sayin to it? Guid choonage by the by.

    Il y a 7 semaines
  • G
    luv G

    Mate, you're def in the right place. As far away from rugby park as you can get. We were absolutely honkin tonight and i fear we are in the middle of the beginning of the end...if that makes sense. Ah well, it's been fun while its lasted. Hope you're well.

    g x

    Il y a 9 semaines
  • G
    luv G

    I'm shit. I know. Shelley's out Friday so I'll spend my lonely night emailing the other love of my life. Unless I get a better offer that is...

    Il y a 12 semaines via Mobile
  • Grant McHarrie
    luv Grant McHarrie

    Quality night mate, everyone was wrecked and we had a great carry-on, was missing one thing though...YOU!

    Il y a 12 semaines
  • G
    luv G

    Hi john. Sorry I've neglected you. Ahl gie ye a email update at the weekend. Checked the diary and me and the mrs are good for the races. You making a killie game too when ur over? Anyhoo, hope ur well old chum. Been listening to the phonics jeep acoustic tour cd you made. Stroke of genius. Nearly as good as the covers one. g x

    Il y a 12 semaines via Mobile
  • Speirsy .
    Speirsy .

    Btw a few weeks ago i borrowed some dvds. Which included the labyrinth? Im pretty sure it was mine in the first place? No? X

    Il y a 13 semaines via Mobile