~*~ I _____ Robert
~*~ Robert is ______
~*~ If I Were Alone With Robert I Would_____
~*~ I Think Robert Should ______
~*~ Robert Needs _______
~*~ I Want To _____ Robert
~*~ Someday Robert Will _____
~*~ Robert Reminds Me Of _____
~*~ Without Robert ______
~*~ My Memories Of Robert Are _____
~*~ Robert Can Be _____
~*~ The Worst Thing About Robert Is _____
~*~ The Best Thing About Robert Is _____
~*~ I Am _____ With Robert
~*~ One Thing I Wanna Know About Robert Is _______
~*~ Robert Should Go And _______
~*~ Robert _____ Me

Put "yes" or "no"

Kiss me:
Hug me:
Date me:
Fuck me:
Love me:
Hate me:
Hold me:
Lie to me:
French Kiss me:

knock shots with me:
Dance with me:
make a dick out of urself with me:
Cuddle with me:
Let me make a move on you:
Make a move on me:
Watch a movie with me:
Get me a B-day gift:
Let me borrow your car:
Be there for me:
Buy me a drink:
Bring me around your friends:
Give me a massage:
Take me to the club:
Buy me flufy handcuffs so i cud take advantage of u:
Go to sleep with me:
Drink kool-aid with me:
Take advantage of me:
Hangout with me:
Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good:
Hold hands with me:
Do something incredibly sweet for me:
give me ur number if so leave it haha
tell me you love me:
call me:
what would you do if you woke up next to me:

MEN FOR FEMALES. YEO GIRLS READ IT AND TAKE IT ALL IN.
Guys' Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules" >From the female side.

1. Men ARE not mind readers.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

3. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be..

4. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

5. Crying is blackmail.

6. Ask for what you want.
let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

7. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

8. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

9. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

10. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

11. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

12. If you think you're fat, you probably are..
Don't ask us.

13. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

14. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done,
not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

15. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

19. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

20. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really.

22. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, sex,
or food.

23. You have enough clothes.

24. You have too many shoes.

25. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

26. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping