# When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

# Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

# Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

# Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

# Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

# Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

# Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

# Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

# Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

# Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

# Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

# Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

# When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

# Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

# Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

# Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

# Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

#Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
# Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

# Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

# Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

# Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

# Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

# Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

# Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

# Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

# Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

# Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

# Drum on every available surface.

# Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

# Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

# Propose to the other passengers.

# Challenge people to duels.

# Sell girl scout cookies.

# Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

# Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

# Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a light.

# Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.

# Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers

Imagine if the big brands of today made condoms and kept there same logo.

· Sainsbury Condoms – making life taste better
· Tesco Condoms – every little helps
· Nike Condoms – just do it
· Peugeot Condoms – the ride of your life
· Galaxy Condoms – why have rubber when you can have silk
· KFC Condoms – finger licking good
· Minstrels Condoms – melt in your mouth, not in your hands
· Safeway Condoms – lightening the load
· Abbey National Condoms – because life is complicated enough
· Coca Cola condoms – the real thing
· Ever Ready condoms – keep going and going
· Pringles condoms – once you pop, you can’t stop
· Burger King condoms – home of the whopper
· Goodyear condoms – for a longer ride go wide
· FCUK condoms – no comment required
· Muller Light condoms – so much pleasure, but where’s the pain
· Halfords condoms – we go the extra mile
· Royal Mail condoms – I saw this and thought of you
· Andrew condoms – soft, strong and very, very long
· Renault condoms – size really does matter!
· Ronseal condoms – does exactly what it says on the tin
· Ronseal quick-drying condoms – it’s dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
· Domestos condoms – gets right under the rim!!!
· Heineken condoms – reaches the parts that other condoms just cannot reach
· Carlsberg condoms – probably the best condom in the word
· AA condoms – for the 4th emergency service
· Pepperami condoms – it’s a bit of an animal
· Polo condoms – the condom with the hole!!!
. Mac Donalds condoms - mmmmmmm I'm loving it!!
. Pound strecher condoms - a pound goes a long long way
. Areo condoms - let them melt in your mouth
. Strongbow condoms - total first time refreshment
. Duracell condoms - they just keep going and going
. Starwars condoms - the force is strong with you young one
. Skittles - taste the rainbow
. Haribo - kids and grown ups love it so the happy world of haribo

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?