1] have you ever been asked out?
Yep

2] where is your default picture taken?
McDonalds

3] what's your middle name?
Martha...cringe....

4] your current relationship status?
Taken

5] does your crush like you back?
He better

6]what is your current mood?
Annoyed i've so many assignments to do

7] what color of underwear are you wearing?
black

8] wat color shirt are you wearing?
Brown

9] Missing someone?
Yep

10] if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
2 many things to list

11] if you must be an animal for one day, what?
A giraffe, coz they can see everything so clearly from a distance the mad fukers

12] ever had a near death experience?
Yep

13] something you do a lot?
Drink

14] the song stuck in your head?
Taylor Swift - Love story

15] who did you copy and paste this from?
Aidan Rowe (Gaidan) lol

16] name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
Elvis Presley

17] when was the last time you cried?
Couple of weeks ago

18] have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yep, 4th yr musical

19] if you could have one super power what would it be?
The power to steal every1 elses super powers and keep them for myself

20] what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Hair

21] what do you usually order from starbucks?
Large tea

22] what's your biggest secret?
well if i wrote it here it wouldnt be a secret anymore

23] favorite color?
Blue

24] do you still watch kiddie shows or tv shows?
Dont watch alot of tv while in college, 2 busy gettin drunk

25] what are you ???
Lots of things - 19, caucasian, half canadian/irish, college student, catholic, alcoholic, girlfriend of finch, best friend of em,vel,o'd nd bri, general annoyer of hatchy, chronic spender, brunette, deadly sister of bens......all around legend


26] do you speak any other language?
French

27] What's your favorite smell?
Petrol.......mmmmm

28] Describe your life in 1 word what would it be?
Dramatic

29] have you ever kissed in the rain?
Yep

30] what are you thinking about right now?
The answer to this question

31] what should you be doing?
getting drunk in franties gaf and watching the match

32] who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
gobshite americans who nearly got us all killed, fukbags

33] how often do you talk to God?
we meet up for coffee regularly

34] do you like working in the yard?
eh no

35] if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
jonas

36] do you act differently around the person you like?
well i like to think i treat them better than the people i dont like (good answer aidian lol)

37] what is your natural hair color?
Brown

38] who was the last person to make you cry?
ehhhhh....no comment

39] Anything u broke and hid it from sumone ?
dont think so

40]Are you a nice person ?
sometimes

1. Slept naked? yep
2. Taken a shower with someone? Yep
3. Kissed a member of the same sex? god no
4. Drove a car? badly
5. Stole anything? eh........
6. Been in love? yep
7. Been dumped? kinda
8. Stole money from a friend/family member? no way
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Ye, damn drinking
10. Been in a fist fight? nope
11. Snuck out of your/someone’s house? who hasnt
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? yep, crazy fuker
13. Been arrested? no
14. Hugged a stranger? Yep
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yep
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? ye
17. Had a crush on your neighbour? god no, not in malahide anyway
18. Ditched school to do something? haha "hoppies lavelle"
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? 2 many times
20. Lost a friend? yep.
21. Been on a plane? bout 40 times a year
22. Been to an island? Live on one
23. Slept in until 3? story of my life
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? ye
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? i do have a life
26. Made a snow angel? yep
27. Played dress up? ye, gud buzz.
28. Cheated while playing a game? i dont need 2 cheat, i always win
29. Been lonely? yep
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? ye
32. Felt an earthquake? nope
33. Touched a snake? Ye in crete, yuck..
34. Ran a red light? only with lesley drivin
35. Been suspended from school? No
36. Had detention? nope never
37. Been in a car accident? No
38.Had a party in your house while ur parents were away? possibly
39.Used a fake id? not a fake one, just sum1 elses real one
40. Crawled through a window? more like fell through a window
41. Been lost? physically? ye
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? ye, never again
44. Cried yourself to sleep? Unfortunately, ye
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yes!
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? probly
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Ye
50. Kissed in the rain? Yep...amazing
51. Sang in the shower? all the time
52. Made love in a park? no lol
53. Had a dream that you married someone? don't think so...
54. Glued your hand to something? Yeah...my head
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? i dont generally go around licking poles
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? haha no
57. Been a cheerleader? this isnt america
58. Had more than ten boy/girl friends? nope
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? my name isnt sean
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? yep
61. Played chicken? No
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? ye, crete again
63. Been told your hot by a complete stranger? ah the odd time lol
64. Broken a bone? ye
65. Been easily amused? with the friends i hav? yes
66. Laugh so hard you cry? all the time
67. Mooned/flashed someone? flashed
68. Cheated on a test? only small ones
69. Forgotten someone's name? all the time
71. Done something dumb while drunk? ask my friends....actually dont
73. Blacked out from drinking? kinda
74. Played a prank on someone? ye, ivans the latest
75. Gone to a late night movie? yep
76. Made love to anything not human? lovvvvely
77. Failed a class? failed plenty of tests
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? finch??
79. Smoked pot? ye
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? nope never
81. Celebrate the 4th of July? wen i was in america ye
82. Thrown strange objects? oranges nd shit
83. Felt like killing someone? all the time, slut bitch face 2 be precise
84. Thought about running away? thought about it! ive done it
86. Got a piercing? ears, bellybutton, tongue
87. Cut your own hair? ye.
89. Made a parent cry? didnt mean 2
90. Cried over someone? ye
91. Owned more than 5 sharpies? i hav no idea wat a sharpie is
92. Dated someone more than once? ye
93. Had/Have a dog? had afew growing up
94. Have an iPod? id die without it!
95. Smoked a cigarette? hah

Learn chinese in 3 easy minutes...

You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense...

ENGLISH ....................... CHINESE

1) That’s not right.......... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP................. Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man........................... Dum Fuk

5) Small horse...................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat

9) Its very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King

12) Staying out of sight.............................
. Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah

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