today i was sic and at home and i was really board so i made a brownie. yea so after that i watched this extreme movie called blow and its all about drug dealing and shit. shit tis a wonderful word but its not as good as shite which i basically the same thing just all German like. Germany is a border country to France which is the worst fucking country in the world. its full of sick snail fucking retards who sit around drink wine and MUNCH COK!!!!!. anyway enough said about the French. back to my brownie yea my brownie is well yum and you cant have any of it shame.

oh yea and if you are french dont take what i said personaly i just hate your county culture and your sick eating habits snails and respectable creatures who are not to be eaten but, raced and bet on
so 40year old men can loose all their money to a snail.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?


So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie!


Opening Credits:
imigrant song-led zeppilein


Waking Up:
p-deja voodoo


First Day At School:
people are strange-the doors

Falling In Love:
before i forget-slipknot...ahhhhh yeah?


Losing Virginity:
master of puppets-metallica...lol


Breaking Up:
about a girl-nirvana...that sort of works


Prom:
baba o riliey-the who


Life:
i dont live today-jimi hendrix


Mental Breakdown:
ziggy stardust-david bowie


Driving:
satasfaction-the rolling stones


Flashback:
cocaine-jj cale....if you think about it that really works


Getting Back Together:
rock the casbah-the clash


Wedding:
hey joe-jimi hendrix


Birth of Child:
mess around-ray charles...heh


Final Battle:
holier than thou-metallica


Death Scene:
free bird-lynard skynard...that works


Funeral Song:
lithium-nirvana


End Credits:
leagalize it-bob marley...aiiiiiiiiii

FUCK FUCK FUCK a duck
screew a kangaroo
gang bang an orangitan
ORGY AT THE ZOO!!!