Jack Witcomb
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Hombre, 19,
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- Situación sentimental: Casado/a
- Accesos al perfil: 9.882
- Miembro desde: July 2006
- Última sesión: hace 6 días
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BRONNIEXX - bronnie
- bronnie is my beautiful girlfriend and she is the streetest girl i know, ilove her and she makes me soo happy. im always smiling when we are together and missing her when we are apart.
she is the perfect girl for me, everything that i look for in a girl and nothing that i try to avoid. i hope we are together for a long long timexxxxxxxxxxxxxx - happiest when
- with bronnie, dont care what we're doin, its always good, or when im chuckin a sling or whopping to frame
- music
- iron maiden, sisters of mercy, joy division, jme, metallica, cypress hill, wu tang
- tonbride BMX
- is shit, no one rides, everyones a wasteman. solo street sessions is usually where its at
- Happiest When
- im usually grumpy but bron bron makes me happy, so does a good whop
- best ting ever written on bebo, apart from my name
- THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, this is the sickest film eva now i could rant all day, but the phantom is a slick cat a bit too slick, but hes jsut heavy fuckin badman, christine daee would get a poke still, vicompte de changy is just a straight up batty boy, its sick trust x sven barden
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do this please every1 if you do you will be rewarded in the next life, if u dont then ure a scranma
NAME:
AGE:
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ARE WE CLOSE:
WOULD U KISS ME:
WOULD U SHAG ME:
HAVE U GOT A GF/BF:
WILL WE EVER GET TOGETHER(AGAIN/1ST TIME):
HAVE YOU EVRY SEEN ME DRUNK:
HAVE YOU EVER GOT ME DRUNK:
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO TELL ME SOMETHING:
HAVE YOU EVER TOLD ME A BIG LIE:
GIVE ME UR NUMBER:
WANTED MOR DEN FRIENDSHIP:
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF ME AS GF/BF MATERIAL:
WOULD YOU EVER CHEAT ON ME:
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WHATS YOUR GOODBYE MESSAGE6 comentarios 910 días
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JACK OFF SVEN--LINK NEXT STEAKY
(chorus)x2
fam you wanna link next steaky,
fam you fuck at breakneck speed,
fam you just wanna cum quickly,
that steakys for jack/sven not me!
(sven)
fuck off! fuck off!
its a rude word you say with a cough,
fuck off!
when steaky refuses to scoff,
fuck off!
when steaky refuses to nosh,
when gash got standards and steakys posh!
jack what the fuck you doing?
every next girl that you seem to be screwing,
blud you aint proving that your fly,
im starting to think your just a twat,
blud you aint proving that your a bad guy,
im starting to think that your taste is whack!
(jack)
yeah blud i draw bare steaky,
and i rock girls socks like the folkestone quakey,
fix up rudeboi! wakey, wakey,
best act before your girl i takey,
i walk in a room jaws drop to the floor,
cause girls see me and thy're like"SURE"
spit rogueish charm and they're like "PHWOAR"
link any girl here man its no chore,
so sven my friend you talk out your arse,
the girls im on carry nothin but class,
some bare sket, i think ill pass,
ive just explained choong tings no task!
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(sven)
i hate it when you link bare sket,
and you cant recolect how your dick got wet,
cant recollect how much money you spent,
just wanna make sense of the nights events,
steaky please just understand,
i need a number one girl like them foamy hands,
a play safe girl that will please her man,
but theese girls cost bare like designer brands,
till then i have to stick with mass produced sket
economically stable, easily content,
materiallisticly irrelevant.
chorus x21 comentario 940 días
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the cure disintergration- best song ever
"Disintegration"
oh i miss the kiss of treachery the shameless
kiss of vanity the soft and the black and the
velvety up tight against the side of me and
mouth and eyes and heart all bleed and run in
thickening streams of greed as bit by bit it
starts the need to just let go my party piece
oh i miss the kiss of treachery the aching kiss
before i feed the stench of a love for a younger
meat and the sound that it makes when it cuts
in deep the holding up on bended knees the
addiction of duplicities as bit by bit it starts
the need to just let go my party piece
but i never said i would stay to the end so i
leave you with babies and hoping for frequency
screaming like this in the hope of the secrecy
screaming me over and over and over i leave
you with photographs pictures of trickery
stains on the carpet and stains on the scenery
songs about happiness murmured in dreams
when we both us knew how the ending would
be...
so it's all come back round to breaking apart
again breking apart like i'm made up of glass
again making it up behind my back again
holding my breath for the fear of sleep again
holding it up behind my head again cut in deep
to the heart of the bone again round and round
and round and it's coming apart again over and
over and over
now that i know that i'm breaking to pieces i'll
pull out my heart and i'll feed it to anyone
crying for sympathy crocodile cry for the love
of the crowd and the three cheers from
everyone dropping through sky through the
glass of the roof through the roof of your mouth
through the mouth of your eye through the eye
of the needle it's easier for me to get closer to
heaven than ever feel whole again
i never said i would stay to the end i knew i
would leave you with babies and everything
screaming like this in the hole of sincerity
screaming me over and over and over i leave
you with photographs pictues of trickery
stains on the carpet and stains on the memory
songs about
happiness murmured in dreams when we both
of us knew how the end always is...
how the end always is...0 comentarios 1025 días
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| Name : |   jack thomas witcomb | |
| Nick Name : |   none | |
| Birthdate : |   10/10/90 | |
| Birthplace: |   pembury hospital | |
| Current Location: |   at home | |
| Eye Color: |   dunno | |
| Hair Color: |   dark brown | |
| Height: |   dunno not short | |
| Weight: |   13 stone | |
| Piercings: |   every now and again | |
| Tatoos: |   sooner or later | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: |   bronnie tyson | |
| Vehicle: |   bmx, or the street beast-raleigh holly oh yeah | |
| Overused Phrase: |   aaaarrrrrrggghhh FUCK OFF!!!!!! | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: |   full english | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: |   cosmo boi | |
| Candy: |   midget gems | |
| Number: |   fuck knows | |
| Color: |   purple | |
| Animal: |   polar bear | |
| Drink: |   vanilla milkshake | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: |   face | |
| Perfume: |   dunno | |
| TV Show: |   never mind the buzzcocks | |
| Music Album: |   live after death-iron maiden | |
| Movie: |   hercules in new york | |
| Actor/Actress: |   arnie | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: |   lidls cheap pepsi | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: |   burger king is wank maccy ds' all the way | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla |   vanilla | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: |   coffee | |
| Kiss or Hug: |   hug | |
| Dog or Cat: |   cat fo sho | |
| Rap or Punk: |   neither m8 bit of both | |
| Summer or Winter: |   summer | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: |   scary movies are usually funny | |
| Love or Money: |   love | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: |   bout 8pm, 6 on a schoolnight | |
| Most Missed Memory: |   any time with bronnie | |
| Best phyiscal feature: |   dunno beard | |
| First Thought Waking Up: |   im gonna roll over and hold bronnie tight | |
| Ambition: |   pro bmxr or own a bmx company | |
| Best Friends: |   sven jack ash colin reiss del licky mum | |
| Weakness: |   none m8 im solid | |
| Fears: |   losing my gf not bein able to ride | |
| Longest relationship: |   current one nearly 11 months so far | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: |   never have never will | |
| Ever been beaten up: |   yep | |
| Ever beaten someone up: |   yep | |
| Ever Shoplifted: |   nope | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: |   nope | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: |   yep | |
| Been Dumped Lately: |   nope | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: |   dont matter as long as the eyes are pretty | |
| Favorite Hair Color: |   depends, usually dark | |
| Short or Long: |   long | |
| Height: |   shorter than me | |
| Style: |   street | |
| Looks or Personality: |   personallity | |
| Hot or Cute |   cute | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: |   neither, cuddly | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: |   spain barca street | |
| How do you want to Die: |   doin stunts or old | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: |   dont b silly im bare poor | |
| Get along with your Parents: |   yeah | |
| Health Freak: |   not really | |
| Do you think your Attractive: |   everyone says i am but fuck knows y | |
| Believe in Yourself: |   yeah defffo | |
| Want to go to College: |   im in sixth form atm then art college then uni | |
| Do you Smoke: |   no | |
| Do you Drink: |   not often | |
| Shower Daily: |   no im grimey | |
| Been in Love: |   i am atm | |
| Do you Sing: |   yeah m8 i spit on all da riddems | |
| Want to get Married: |   yes | |
| Do you want Children: |   yes | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: |   done that | |
| Hate anyone: |   everyone | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||
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What type of fighter are you?
My result is: One Hitter Quitter
You rely on one punch. It doesn't matter how many times they hit you as long as you land that on punch.
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How manly are you?
My result is: Hard Man
You don't take no for an answer, and if you do, it's often just before a mighty punch in the face. You can handle your drink - all twenty pints of it - and as cars are for pussies, your ideal vehicle is a noisy Harley bike. That's when your not in jail of course. Give us a roar...
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My result is: AMAZING!
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looooovvvve love love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
damn you i look through people s bebos for some street and hardcore videos and know one has any what is the world coming to
i wish people used bebo more often!!
love you!!
u should come to me now!!!
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hey2u hit me up if you wanna get freaky with this gal on cam, my msn is darleenkaganoff54@live.com byes :]
i thought i'd leave u some love! as no one comments anymore lol
read ur lil survey thingy... funny!! "i hate every1!"
wb sn love u sexy bum xxxxxxxxxx
Alright my good man, how you feeling? x
shotta bwoy!
Maybe we're related
have some love!!
i will miss u baby!!!!
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jackkkkkk,
did you say you are staying on at hillview?
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i'm missing you lots as it is!! need a cuddle but i will see you tomoz after work when im all sweaty and tired! as long as i get some nice long cuddles and kisses!
love you muchly babes xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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have some more love... as if you need it!
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love u forever
love you
JACK!JACK!JACK!
are you going to reading this year?
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here you go you sexy, cheeky, mouthy mother fo! love you muchly!!!!!!
CONGRATS FOR UR EXAM RESULTS KNEW U WOULD PASS!!!
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
i've stolen your last gbn video homie! X
i thought u meant the other flash box u edited... that Arnie1's sick!!!
love yu!
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Jack my boy... i finished universitwat bout a month ago. so im in tonbridge til september.
i'm down waitrose carpark evrynite wit my home boys. lol... all the car geeks that is. Woody's down there aswell pretty much evrynite.
u should stop by there when ur out n about bustin a nut on ur two wheeled travelling mechanism.
one luv bruv! x
I KNOW! fun ufn fun fun!!! come rnd here u silly billy! u have to eat all of my pizza!
love you !
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hey just doin that biz work now, hopefully see you later coz i havent been able to lie in with you for ages!!
soz AGAIN 4 being a grunpy bitch but u know what its like with boxes and lack of sleep! :S
wb sn love you!!
AND YOU ARE EVEN MORE STINKY AND YOU KNOW IT! LOL
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