Jack Witcomb

BOYLEY JAM GOT FUCKIN OWNED!!!!! I AM THE BMX KING!!!!

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  • Hombre, 19, Mimos 98
  • de Tonbridge
  • Situación sentimental: Casado/a
  • Accesos al perfil: 9.882
  • Miembro desde: July 2006
  • Última sesión: hace 6 días
  • www.bebo.com/stuckofftherealness

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Lema
there's no shame in a whop to frame
Información
hats,
bikes,
beards,
gentlemen,
cool dudes,
big macs,
street whops,
pisstaking,
shouting
BRONNIEXX
bronnie
bronnie is my beautiful girlfriend and she is the streetest girl i know, ilove her and she makes me soo happy. im always smiling when we are together and missing her when we are apart.
she is the perfect girl for me, everything that i look for in a girl and nothing that i try to avoid. i hope we are together for a long long timexxxxxxxxxxxxxx
happiest when
with bronnie, dont care what we're doin, its always good, or when im chuckin a sling or whopping to frame
music
iron maiden, sisters of mercy, joy division, jme, metallica, cypress hill, wu tang
tonbride BMX
is shit, no one rides, everyones a wasteman. solo street sessions is usually where its at
Happiest When
im usually grumpy but bron bron makes me happy, so does a good whop
best ting ever written on bebo, apart from my name
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, this is the sickest film eva now i could rant all day, but the phantom is a slick cat a bit too slick, but hes jsut heavy fuckin badman, christine daee would get a poke still, vicompte de changy is just a straight up batty boy, its sick trust x sven barden
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Bronnie The Russian

Bronnie The Russian

i cant describe how u make me feel, i love u..MORE

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Mobb Deep - Shook Ones Pt. Ii

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  • do this please every1 if you do you will be rewarded in the next life, if u dont then ure a scranma

    NAME:
    AGE:
    SEX:
    LOCATION:
    ARE WE CLOSE:
    WOULD U KISS ME:
    WOULD U SHAG ME:
    HAVE U GOT A GF/BF:
    WILL WE EVER GET TOGETHER(AGAIN/1ST TIME):
    HAVE YOU EVRY SEEN ME DRUNK:
    HAVE YOU EVER GOT ME DRUNK:
    HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO TELL ME SOMETHING:
    HAVE YOU EVER TOLD ME A BIG LIE:
    GIVE ME UR NUMBER:
    WANTED MOR DEN FRIENDSHIP:
    HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF ME AS GF/BF MATERIAL:
    WOULD YOU EVER CHEAT ON ME:
    WOULD YOU FORGIVE ME IF I CHEATED ON YOU:
    WOULD YOU EVER MARRY ME:
    WOULD YOU EVER HATE ME:
    WHATS YOUR GOODBYE MESSAGE

    6 comentarios 910 días

  • JACK OFF SVEN--LINK NEXT STEAKY

    (chorus)x2
    fam you wanna link next steaky,
    fam you fuck at breakneck speed,
    fam you just wanna cum quickly,
    that steakys for jack/sven not me!

    (sven)
    fuck off! fuck off!
    its a rude word you say with a cough,
    fuck off!
    when steaky refuses to scoff,
    fuck off!
    when steaky refuses to nosh,
    when gash got standards and steakys posh!

    jack what the fuck you doing?
    every next girl that you seem to be screwing,
    blud you aint proving that your fly,
    im starting to think your just a twat,
    blud you aint proving that your a bad guy,
    im starting to think that your taste is whack!

    (jack)
    yeah blud i draw bare steaky,
    and i rock girls socks like the folkestone quakey,
    fix up rudeboi! wakey, wakey,
    best act before your girl i takey,
    i walk in a room jaws drop to the floor,
    cause girls see me and thy're like"SURE"
    spit rogueish charm and they're like "PHWOAR"
    link any girl here man its no chore,
    so sven my friend you talk out your arse,
    the girls im on carry nothin but class,
    some bare sket, i think ill pass,
    ive just explained choong tings no task!

    (chorus)x2

    (sven)
    i hate it when you link bare sket,
    and you cant recolect how your dick got wet,
    cant recollect how much money you spent,
    just wanna make sense of the nights events,
    steaky please just understand,
    i need a number one girl like them foamy hands,
    a play safe girl that will please her man,
    but theese girls cost bare like designer brands,
    till then i have to stick with mass produced sket
    economically stable, easily content,
    materiallisticly irrelevant.

    chorus x2

    1 comentario 940 días

  • the cure disintergration- best song ever

    "Disintegration"

    oh i miss the kiss of treachery the shameless
    kiss of vanity the soft and the black and the
    velvety up tight against the side of me and
    mouth and eyes and heart all bleed and run in
    thickening streams of greed as bit by bit it
    starts the need to just let go my party piece

    oh i miss the kiss of treachery the aching kiss
    before i feed the stench of a love for a younger
    meat and the sound that it makes when it cuts
    in deep the holding up on bended knees the
    addiction of duplicities as bit by bit it starts
    the need to just let go my party piece

    but i never said i would stay to the end so i
    leave you with babies and hoping for frequency
    screaming like this in the hope of the secrecy
    screaming me over and over and over i leave
    you with photographs pictures of trickery
    stains on the carpet and stains on the scenery
    songs about happiness murmured in dreams
    when we both us knew how the ending would
    be...

    so it's all come back round to breaking apart
    again breking apart like i'm made up of glass
    again making it up behind my back again
    holding my breath for the fear of sleep again
    holding it up behind my head again cut in deep
    to the heart of the bone again round and round
    and round and it's coming apart again over and
    over and over

    now that i know that i'm breaking to pieces i'll
    pull out my heart and i'll feed it to anyone
    crying for sympathy crocodile cry for the love
    of the crowd and the three cheers from
    everyone dropping through sky through the
    glass of the roof through the roof of your mouth
    through the mouth of your eye through the eye
    of the needle it's easier for me to get closer to
    heaven than ever feel whole again

    i never said i would stay to the end i knew i
    would leave you with babies and everything
    screaming like this in the hole of sincerity
    screaming me over and over and over i leave
    you with photographs pictues of trickery
    stains on the carpet and stains on the memory
    songs about
    happiness murmured in dreams when we both
    of us knew how the end always is...

    how the end always is...

    0 comentarios 1025 días

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Name :   jack thomas witcomb
Nick Name :   none
Birthdate :   10/10/90
Birthplace:   pembury hospital
Current Location:   at home
Eye Color:   dunno
Hair Color:   dark brown
Height:   dunno not short
Weight:   13 stone
Piercings:   every now and again
Tatoos:   sooner or later
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   bronnie tyson
Vehicle:   bmx, or the street beast-raleigh holly oh yeah
Overused Phrase:   aaaarrrrrrggghhh FUCK OFF!!!!!!
FAVORITES
Food:   full english
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   cosmo boi
Candy:   midget gems
Number:   fuck knows
Color:   purple
Animal:   polar bear
Drink:   vanilla milkshake
Body Part on Opposite sex:   face
Perfume:   dunno
TV Show:   never mind the buzzcocks
Music Album:   live after death-iron maiden
Movie:   hercules in new york
Actor/Actress:   arnie
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   lidls cheap pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   burger king is wank maccy ds' all the way
Chocolate or Vanilla   vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   coffee
Kiss or Hug:   hug
Dog or Cat:   cat fo sho
Rap or Punk:   neither m8 bit of both
Summer or Winter:   summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   scary movies are usually funny
Love or Money:   love
YOUR...
Bedtime:   bout 8pm, 6 on a schoolnight
Most Missed Memory:   any time with bronnie
Best phyiscal feature:   dunno beard
First Thought Waking Up:   im gonna roll over and hold bronnie tight
Ambition:   pro bmxr or own a bmx company
Best Friends:   sven jack ash colin reiss del licky mum
Weakness:   none m8 im solid
Fears:   losing my gf not bein able to ride
Longest relationship:   current one nearly 11 months so far
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   never have never will
Ever been beaten up:   yep
Ever beaten someone up:   yep
Ever Shoplifted:   nope
Ever Skinny Dipped:   nope
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   yep
Been Dumped Lately:   nope
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   dont matter as long as the eyes are pretty
Favorite Hair Color:   depends, usually dark
Short or Long:   long
Height:   shorter than me
Style:   street
Looks or Personality:   personallity
Hot or Cute   cute
Muscular or Really Skinny:   neither, cuddly
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   spain barca street
How do you want to Die:   doin stunts or old
Been to the Mall Lately:   dont b silly im bare poor
Get along with your Parents:   yeah
Health Freak:   not really
Do you think your Attractive:   everyone says i am but fuck knows y
Believe in Yourself:   yeah defffo
Want to go to College:   im in sixth form atm then art college then uni
Do you Smoke:   no
Do you Drink:   not often
Shower Daily:   no im grimey
Been in Love:   i am atm
Do you Sing:   yeah m8 i spit on all da riddems
Want to get Married:   yes
Do you want Children:   yes
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   done that
Hate anyone:   everyone
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My result is: Hard Man

You don't take no for an answer, and if you do, it's often just before a mighty punch in the face. You can handle your drink - all twenty pints of it - and as cars are for pussies, your ideal vehicle is a noisy Harley bike. That's when your not in jail of course. Give us a roar...
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  • Bronnie The Russian
    luv Bronnie The Russian

    looooovvvve love love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    hace 43 semanas
  • Alex Sprackland
    Alex Sprackland

    damn you i look through people s bebos for some street and hardcore videos and know one has any what is the world coming to

    hace 44 semanas
  • Bronnie The Russian
    luv Bronnie The Russian

    i wish people used bebo more often!!

    love you!!

    u should come to me now!!!

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    hace 46 semanas
  • Lacy Reck
    Lacy Reck

    hey2u hit me up if you wanna get freaky with this gal on cam, my msn is darleenkaganoff54@live.com byes :]

    hace 49 semanas vía Mobile
  • Bronnie The Russian
    luv Bronnie The Russian

    i thought i'd leave u some love! as no one comments anymore lol

    read ur lil survey thingy... funny!! "i hate every1!" :L

    wb sn love u sexy bum xxxxxxxxxx

    hace 58 semanas
  • Ash Issom
    Ash Issom

    Alright my good man, how you feeling? x

    hace 58 semanas
  • Liam Barden
    Liam Barden

    shotta bwoy!

    hace 59 semanas
  • 'Ben.
    'Ben.

    Maybe we're related :P

    hace 60 semanas
  • Bronnie The Russian
    luv Bronnie The Russian

    have some love!!

    i will miss u baby!!!! :(

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    hace 62 semanas
  • Tascha.Patey
    Tascha.Patey

    jackkkkkk,
    did you say you are staying on at hillview?


    xxx

    hace 64 semanas
  • Bronnie The Russian
    luv Bronnie The Russian

    i'm missing you lots as it is!! need a cuddle but i will see you tomoz after work when im all sweaty and tired! as long as i get some nice long cuddles and kisses!

    love you muchly babes xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    hace 64 semanas
  • Bronnie The Russian
    luv Bronnie The Russian

    have some more love... as if you need it!

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    love u forever

    hace 65 semanas
  • Bronnie The Russian hace 66 semanas
  • Tascha.Patey
    Tascha.Patey

    JACK!JACK!JACK!
    are you going to reading this year?


    xxx

    hace 66 semanas
  • Bronnie The Russian
    luv Bronnie The Russian

    here you go you sexy, cheeky, mouthy mother fo! love you muchly!!!!!!

    CONGRATS FOR UR EXAM RESULTS KNEW U WOULD PASS!!!

    LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

    hace 67 semanas
  • Love Vibrations
    luv Love Vibrations

    i've stolen your last gbn video homie! X

    hace 70 semanas
  • Bronnie The Russian
    luv Bronnie The Russian

    i thought u meant the other flash box u edited... that Arnie1's sick!!! :L

    love yu!

    XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX

    hace 70 semanas
  • Rudi Wudi Woo
    luv Rudi Wudi Woo

    Jack my boy... i finished universitwat bout a month ago. so im in tonbridge til september.

    i'm down waitrose carpark evrynite wit my home boys. lol... all the car geeks that is. Woody's down there aswell pretty much evrynite.

    u should stop by there when ur out n about bustin a nut on ur two wheeled travelling mechanism.

    one luv bruv! x

    hace 70 semanas
  • Bronnie The Russian
    luv Bronnie The Russian

    I KNOW! fun ufn fun fun!!! come rnd here u silly billy! u have to eat all of my pizza!

    love you !

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    hace 70 semanas
  • Bronnie The Russian
    luv Bronnie The Russian

    hey just doin that biz work now, hopefully see you later coz i havent been able to lie in with you for ages!! :(

    soz AGAIN 4 being a grunpy bitch but u know what its like with boxes and lack of sleep! :S


    wb sn love you!!

    AND YOU ARE EVEN MORE STINKY AND YOU KNOW IT! LOL :L

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    hace 70 semanas