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CURRENT FAVOURITE:

Dude in Pet shop to Heather: Here sure I'll knock you up. . *waits 3 seconds* Some mouse food

RUNNER UP:

Me: *stops practice* "Hey don't i have a solo around here"
Cara: "Yeah right now!"
Me: ". . . Shit"

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John 'Motherfuckin' Deery: Ok, so just alaska is left and like, to beat alaska, we get like a GIANT fuck off spider as that the only thing to get alsaka, and its like the only place left in the world because the rest is destroyed so theres a giant spider"
Me: "Global warming beats Alaska"

Ryan: Woah, so if you buy this at £6, if you just pay £1.50 more, you get one Free! that's good!

*Randomly from Nowhere*
Ryan: If that guys from Ballymagorry...... his nickname is sponge

At 12am on phone
John: Hey btw do you want a stuffed toy penguin
Laura: Naw, I dont want a stuffed penguin, I want a teddy bear
John: ... its the same thing but shaped as a penguin
Laura: NAW! That penguin was alive, and some bastard went out and killed it and stuffed it!
John: ... Its the same as a bear
Laura: Naw I dont want a stuffed bear, I want a teddy bear!

At 12am on phone
John: Well you sound tired, I'll let you get to sleep
Laura: Naw wait a minute... theres a tv on behind me
John: Whats that got to do with anything
Laura: Its making noises ... and things
John: Laura... you sound drunk
Laura: Naw... Im just lying here... and listening... and thinking..."

Nial: Yeah im not really big into that....
John: Are you big in any sense? Damn midget
Nial:
John: Oh dear god, shoot me in the face

John: My new plan is to write the innuendo song, a song for children which has an alternate meaning for all adults... Excuse me as I voulenteer at the childrens ward.

John: Oh dear god the advert winked at me....

John: Any chance we can get out of here? Everyone knows rapiests always try to tape the tallest guy when they are with a group of girls, sick fetish!

Laura: How do you get good at guitar really fast?
John:... eat the soul of a child
Laura: How would that work?
John: Well it wont do any harm to try.

Matt: AHHH I hate child drummers! How do they get so good!
John: They eat other drummers and absorb their powers, Like highlander with drums.

John: Its not my fault you want to dip him in chocolate and chase him with a spoon.........

Laura: My internet isnt working
John: Ok are all the leads in right?
Laura: I think so......
John: Ok. Is it turned on?
Laura: Yeah I know how to turn it on ok!
John: .... Well are all the lights on?
Laura: JOHN! I KNOW HOW TO SWITCH IT ON!
John: Just makin sure.....

Matt: What's Your new mic like?
John: Kinda like sex without the cuddling after and without having to explain why you are sneaking out at 3am
Matt: Thats a good metaphor....

Laura: "Come on! I don't really get sarcasm"
John: <sarcastically> "Oh don't worry Id NEVER poke fun in that"
Laura: "Awww thanks..... WAIT A SECOND!"

Kate: "Go easy today I haven't done judo in awhile and I forgot a lot"
John: "You just have to remember the first person to land on their back wins"
Laura: "Really? Is that how you win?"

Chelsea: "You quoted me? I'm not a fucking book!"

Trotter: Everyone seems to quote me on their bebos
Me: I haven't
Trotter: Quote me then, it will make me look really popular.

Joeseph: *Offers Dairy free cheese*
Me: ... Get that retard cheese away from me

Me: When recording punk there are no mistakes, they just call them songs

Me: Dont be stupid, midgets arent real people!

Me: Are you going to kill me?
Chelsea: Meh, If your lucky I'll just skin you alive

Cara: I need to find new shoes, Wheres my shoe shopping advisor, come on John
Me: Kill me now

Me: Karma states you are going to lose both your legs, an arm, and maybe your ear

Me: Hey there, how would you like to reach under my kilt and get yourself a popsicle

Heather: Would you stop blowing on me!!...

Put your music player on shuffle.
* Press forward for each question.
* Use the song title as the answer to the question.
* No cheating!

How am I feeling today?
Got your mind in the gutter - Europe (This doesnt start well)

Will I get far in life?:
Charlote the Harlot - Iron Maiden (Im just offended now)

How do my friends see me?:
Fight!!! - Stratovarius

Where will I get Married?:
Gengis Khan - Running wild ?

Whats my best friend's theme song?:
Time wil come - Shaaman

What is the Story of my Life?
Heart stealer - Ari Koivunen (WOOO)

What are/were you like at highschool?:
Something real - Jorn

How can I get ahead in life?:
The edge of Paradise - Kamelot

What is the best thing about me?
Shout at the devil - Motly Crue

How is tomorrow going to be?:
A past and future secret - Blind Guaridan

What is in store for this weekend?
Sentimental - Porcupine tree

What song describes my parents?
Down with me - Thunderstone

My grandparents?
Bring it back home - Guns N roses

How is my life going?:
Sweet child o mine - Guns N roses

What song will they play at my funeral?:
Fear of the dark - Iron Maiden

How does the world see me?
Guardian of the Blind - Blind Guardian

Will I have a happy life?
Killing the dragon - Dio

What do my friends really think of me?:
Pressure - Threshold

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. What do u like best about me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
15. Could you ever love me?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
17.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
18.Anything 2 say b4 u go?