1. Your never cold but sometimes baltic.
2. The sight of 12-year-olds smoking is normal.
3. Castle Court - the traditional and best - is well better than that Victoria Square place.
4. You have owned a pair of Nike Air Max at some stage.
5. Your passionate about an English or Scottish football team.
6. You know what real rain is like.
7. You think If you can't see the Haarland and Wolfe cranes from your bedroom window your a culchie.
8. You remember when it was OK to smoke (anything) in the KFC in Corn Market.
9. So it is
10. You use the word 'sweet' and 'powerful' as a substitute for almost any adjective.
11. You are a half decent pool player and know your way around a snooker table.
12. You know what the words 'space-cadet' and 'rocket' really mean.
13. Your friends still call you by your childhood nickname.
14. You cringe when you hear someone from your city speak on national tv.
15. You been told wha' at least once in your life.
16. You know at least one person called mackers.
17. Ballycastle is your most frequented holiday destination.
18. Your Granny had a framed picture of the Pope or the Queen in the living room but never both.
19. Jim McDonald from Coronation Street and Eamon Holmes embarrass you.
20. The most common phrase used when you are slightly surprised at something is: 'Here's me wha!!??'
21. You can tell what religion somebody is by the side of the road they walk on.
22. You spend every Christmas Eve in your local and have the EXACT same conversations as the year before.
23. You are 27 married with 2 kids, a dog and have a mortage of your own, but if you are home for Christmas and your parents are away for a couple of days you still think : 'Sweet, free house!'
24. You have been to "Dempsey's" for an 18th/16th birthday party
25. You can remember seeing soldiers walk down your street with guns in the middle of the day for no apparent reason
26. Lavery's Middle Bar was the height of your teenage social life
27 You have purchased a single cigarette a some stage of your life
28 A member of the opposite religion has been "after you"
29 You frequented a country park or wasteground each weekend to drink alchohol
30 When the police were in the vicinity some one always greeted them with the phrase "ss ruc"
31 You have used the phrase "will you see me/my mate"
32 You have shoplifted in Virgin Megastores (RIP)
33 You have been "de begged"
34. Your main arguement for anything you disagreed with was 'sure nah!'.
35 The smell of slurry in the country makes you gag.
36. You still think people who live in the cities of Newry and Ballymena are culties.
37. You didn't do graffiti, you gave yourself a 'mention on a wall'.
38. You remember Leisure World being the best toy shop in 'the whole whil' world'.
39. you have "pinged a windy" at some stage
40. anyone who doesnt have a 1 back and sides is a "hippy"
41. you have at some stage shaved your head, leaving a stupid wee fringe at the front, which you may have dyed blonde for that distinctive belfast look
42. you know what a steeko is, and have a tendency to turn into one after a few beers
43 . you have had a telling off from your da which began with the phrase ´listen sonny jim...´
44 you have a mild addiction to pastie baps
45. you have at least once in your life considered sniffing glue
46.you have at least one ginger mate, who you call ´fanta pants´ at least three times a day
47. you know what a barrack buster is, and at one time this was your favourite carry-out
48. you have at some point slegged someone for wearing two-striper trackie bottoms
49. when some millie's annoyed she says, "Oh mummy!! What are you like!!"
50. when your granny says "Yer arse is parsley!!!"
51. when you say in disgust at a lie yer mate told, "Aye rite dead on ball bag!!"
52. when you've ordered drink after hours from 'dial a drink'
53. everyday you call at least 1 person a 'melter'
54. you've said 'i'm gonna get my big brooar for ye, or im gon

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
college

2. What do you think of your last kiss?


3. Are you wearing socks right now?
yup

4. When was the last time you went out of ireland?
at halloween...was in edinburgh...good times

5. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
nope

6. What did you see?
nothing i wasnt there...stupid head!

7. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Deep RiverRock....its water you wear

8. What are you wearing right now?
Tracksuit Bottoms n a Utd top

9. What was your last purchase?
A Bus Ticket

10. Last food you ate?
Beans on Toast

11. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
My Sister Clare

12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Yep but not for me

13. Do you have a pet?
Nope

14. What did you do last night?
Assignmnets n watched Nolan Live...What a prick

16. If you could be anywhere you want where would it be?
Beside a pool in a sunny, warm country with Claire

17. What is the last thing you purchased online?
Football Boots...got stroked n didnt get them

18. One thing you hate about yourself?
I worrying too much

19. What’s your favorite soup?
Minestronie

20. Do you miss anyone?
Yep

21. Last movie you saw?
Hunger...

22. What are your plans for the day?
Assignments....

23. Did you have fun today?
had a laugh in college thats bout it lol

24. Who is your last text message from?
O2 nobody loves me

25. Were you an honor roll student in school?
a what??

26. What do you know about the future?
we will all be flying round in little spaceships....

27. Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
Claire

29. Do you have a tan?
A little bit

30. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
Bout 26

31. Did you meet anyone new today?
Nope

32. Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Nope

33. How do you like your soda?
Fizzy.....

34. Do you like hot sauces?
Sometime but they make my face kinda sweat lol

35. What are you doing tomorrow?
Am College.....Boring!

36. What day is tomorrow?
Wednesday

37. What is your current mood?
Happy enuf

38. Why?
cuz i like being happy...plus i got a job yesterday

39. Do you remember the first person you ever kissed?
am nope

40. Do you have a crush on anyone right now?
yeh but she knows who she is.. i hope so anyway been going out over a year!

41. If you could be on a TV show, which one would it be?
Family Fortunes

42. Why?
Cuz im a victim and watch it at every possible opportunity

43. Have you ever watched a movie and just “had” to do what they did?
Nope

44. Do you have a “face” you make in the mirror?
Nope but i know someone who does

45. Ever use someone else’s toothbrush?
Nope

46. Do you like/love the person you got this survey from?
Nah....oj

47. Can you whistle?
a little bit

48. Can you wiggle your ears?
Nope

49. You have a song that comes on that you just “have” to turn up and sing to?
Yep just few lol

50. Who are you thinking about right now?
Claire

Name : Gerard
Birth date: 02/02/1989
Place Of Birth: Belfast
Sex: Male
School: Belfast Metropolitian College
Relationship Statues: In a relationship
Parents Still Together: Yeh
Siblings: 1 Brother and 2 Sisters
Pets: None

- FAVOURITES -

Colour: Green
Number: 1
Friends: Claire, Mcglinch, Sean n P
Time Of Year: Summer
Type Of Weather: warm sunny days
Movies: Happy Gilmore or Big Daddy
Programme: CSI
Sport: Football and Golf
School Subject: History
Animal: Tiger
Magazine: None
Food: Chicken Stir Fry
Drink: Lucozade
Chocolate: Galaxy.
Store: River Island

- YOUR APPEARANCE -

Hair Colour: Brown
Hair Length: Short
Extensions: Nope.
Style : Casual :S.
Eye Colour: Blue
Height: 5'10
Braces: Nope
Glasses: Nope
Piercings: Nope
Tattoos: Nope
Righty Or Lefty: Righty

- DO YOU -

Like Scary Movies: Yeh
Like Cleaning: Nope
Own A Mobile Phone: Yeh
Collect Anything: Nope
Miss Someone You Love: Hell Yeh
Have A Girlfriend: Yeh
Have A Double Bed: Nope

- HAVE YOU EVER -

Been In A Fist Fight: One time
Been In Love: I am
Made Out With Just A Friend: Yeh...back when we were just friends lol
Hurt Someone You Love: Probs.
Kicked Someone In The Nuts: Nope very dangerous
Stayed Up All Night: Yeh

- CURRENT -

Song You Love: For some reseaon its an old one...Father and son - Ronan Keating
Singers: Chris Brown, Snow Patrol, Coldplay and many many more
Longest Relationship: just over a year....still counting with Claire

- LOVE -

First Crush: Duno
First Best Friend: Sean McLoughlin
First Sport You Joined: Gaelic
First School: Sacred Heart.
First Love: Football
Do You Believe In Love At First Sight: Yeh
Do You Believe In 'The One': Yeh

- WHICH IS BETTER BOUT DA OPPISTITE SEX -

Hair Colour: Browny Balck
Hair Length: Long
Eye Colour: Blue
Measurments: Smaller then me
Lips Or Eyes: Both
Hugs Or Kisses: Both
Short Or Tall: Smaller than me
EasyGoin Or Serious: Bita Both
Romantic Or Spontaneous: Romantic
Fatty Or Skinny: Cudn Care
Sensitive Or Loud: Sensitive
Hook Up Or Relationship: Relationship.
Sweet Or Caring: Both
Trouble Maker Or Hesitant One: Hesitant one

- ARE YOU -

Honest: Yeh.
A Day Dreamer: Yeh!
Up Tight Or Layed Back: Laid Back
Messy Or Organised: Messy
Shy Or Out Going: Both

- RANDOM -

Nervous Habits: Bit my nails
Are You Double Joined: Nope
Can You Roll Your Tounge: Yeh
Do You Make Your Bed Daily: Nope
Which Shoe Goes On First:: The one that i pick up

- IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU -

Bought Something: Yeh.
Been Sick: Nope
Sang: Yeh
Missed Someone: Yeh
Got Drunk: Yeh
Been Kissed: Yeh
Lied: maybe a lil one lol
Watched Cartoons: Yeh

- LAST PERSON THAT -

Spent The Night With You: Claire
Saw You Cry: Claire probs lol
Made You Cry: Myself
You Said 'I Love You' To: Claire
Told You They Loved You: Claire
You Hugged: Claire ....(getting a bit persistant now init lol)
Yelled At You: Claire...oj am my Mum
Called You: Harry
Texted You: Claire
You Watched A Movie With: Claire

- WHAT IS -

The Best Feeling In The World: Being with Claire
The Worst Feeling In The World: Falling out
Your Greatest Fear: Death
What You Want Most In Life: To be happy