Allan Beaton

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  • Hombre, 22, Mimos 351
  • de Taynuilt, near Oban
  • Situación sentimental: En pareja
  • Accesos al perfil: 24.121
  • Miembro desde: April 2005
  • Última sesión: hace 20 semanas
  • www.bebo.com/AllanBeaton

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Fuck It...
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My name's Allan and i like the buzz of it all and Melissa's face :)

sssssshhhhhhh!!!

Melissa's the best. Allan's the worst.
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Craig Cameron

Craig Cameron

I wish my other half was Melissa.

Music...
hmm.. to name but a few; Oasis, Libertines, The View, The Law, Sigur Ros, Twisted Wheel, Smiths, The Kinks, Dylan, THE BOSS, Empire of Sun, MGMT, New Order, Foals, Pete Tong, Benny Benassi, Slam, Crystal Castles, 2many DJs, Orbital, Eddie Halliwell, Chris Lake, Sash, ATB, Groove Armada, The Specials.... anything that makes you feel good
Films...
The Beach, There's Only One Jimmy Grimble, Denis, Friday Night Lights, Coach Carter, Braveheart, Layer Cake, The Business, DOOONKEY PUNCH (sensationaly awful)..... films must either inspire you or provide you with a right good punch up. some do both.
Sports...
champagne rugby and beautiful football
Happiest When
The sun is shining and the good times are flowing
Melissa McPhee...
is at it...
Biggest fear...
England winning the world cup again. I hate that nation

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    • The Laws of Being A Man

      Man Laws 2 hours ago

      The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd.

      1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

      2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
      (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
      (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car.
      (d) When she is using her teeth.

      3. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

      4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

      5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

      6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

      7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man.

      8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

      9. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

      10. You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose off latulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

      11. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... And it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

      12. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

      13. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

      14. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

      15. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

      16. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

      17. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

      18. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

      19. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

      20. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours,except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

      21. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:

      A) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
      B) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
      C) Another set and we can hit the showers!

      22. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing(I.e.,both urinating, both waiting in line, etc.). For all other situations,an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

      23. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

      24. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail her again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

      25. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

      26. Thou shalt not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green,orange or sky blue.

      27. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with"If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

      28. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics.Ever.

      29. We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below: "GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with The guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, And having the guts to s

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    • They're all true!


      1)Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
      2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
      3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
      4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
      5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
      6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
      7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
      8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
      9) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
      10) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
      11) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
      12) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
      13) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
      14) You always feel scared when stroking horses.
      15) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
      16) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
      17) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
      18) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
      19) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed halfway through and then raced against the flush.
      20) Old women with mobile phones look wrong !
      21) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
      22) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
      23) You never ever run out of salt.
      24) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
      25) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
      26) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
      27) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
      28) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
      29) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
      30) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
      31) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
      32) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
      33) Bricks are horrible to carry.
      34) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip

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    • Silly thing! copy and paste!


      Please do this !!!!
      Little thing for u to do!!
      1.Who are you?.......
      2. Are we friends?........
      3. When and how did we meet?........
      4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
      5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
      6. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
      7. Describe me in 3 words........
      8. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
      9. do u still fink the same?.....
      10. What reminds u ov me?.....
      11. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?......
      12. How well do u no me?......
      13. Whens the last tym u saw me?.....
      14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
      15. Would u kiss me?.......
      16. Could u love me?.....
      17. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?....

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    Let's just say I was testing the bounds of reality. I was curious to see what would happen. That's all it was: curiosity

    'We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off' - Tyler Duran

    Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold..

    You know, when you get old in life things get taken from you. I mean that's...part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losing stuff. You find out life’s this game of inches. So is rugby. Because in either game, life or rugby, the margin for error is so small -- I mean one-half a step too late, or too early, and you don’t quite make it. One-half second too slow, too fast, you don’t quite catch it.

    In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol. It was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

    (On Margret Thatcher) A £3 million pound funeral?, for that money you could buy everybody in Scotland a shovel and we'd dig a hole so deep that we could hand her over to satan personally!

    Put the fear of god into that man

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    • Uber Girl
      Uber Girl

      Hey Allan Beaton

      Uber Girl took Scotland by storm in 2009 and in the process gave the Scottish modelling industry a much needed shake.

      Taking in over 2500 entries... the biggest amount of entries ANY modelling competition has ever taken in this country.

      Well now its all starting again. We will soon be taking applications but in the meantime, If you would like to register your interest in the 2010 Uber Girl Scotland competition please go to our website and register your details.

      We will keep you posted on any news and updates.

      ALSO...... :O :O

      Watch this space for a MAJOR announcement coming soon from the creators of Uber Girl :)

      Love
      Uber Girl x

      hace 6 días
    • Uber Girl
      Uber Girl

      Hi Allan Beaton



      WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

      An Exclusive Booth FOR 10 People at THE UBER GIRL SCOTLAND FINAL FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 4th 2009.

      Booth is worth £ 325.00 and includes a selection of drinks.

      IT COULD BE YOURS FOR £ 1.50 !

      Just text the answer of the following question

      Q. Who will be a CELEBRITY JUDGE at the Uber Girl Final Scotland 2009?

      a. Tom Cruise
      b. Calum Best
      c. Beyonce Knowles
      d. Jennifer Aniston

      Just text - FINAL A,B,C or D to 63333

      Texts cost just £ 1.50 ( see ubergirl.co.uk for terms)

      Winners will be selected Wednesday 2nd September 2009.

      Win and treat your family & friends to the hottest night in town!

      Good Luck

      Love Uber Girl x

      hace 12 semanas
    • Ross Muir
      Ross Muir

      Orite Allan how you gettin on ? ? Wat u been up t ? ?
      Wbx

      hace 13 semanas
    • Uber Girl
      Uber Girl

      Hey Allan Beaton

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejg2T...

      Scotland's BIGGEST modelling competition is drawing to a close, with only 2 Eliminations left until we find out who will be 20 finalists at the Grande Final on Friday 4th September 2009.

      The Grande Final will be the biggest celebrity star studded event of the year & after show party held at The Corinthian, Ingram Street, Glasgow:

      Hosted by: Suzie McGuire :D

      With Calum Best Heading the Judging panel :D

      Coverage by TV and National papers :D

      Oh and rumour has it that a certain reality tv star will be at the event, who has just split with her husband? mmm :O :O

      This is an event not to be missed

      Tickets are now on sale from £15.00 to buy tickets follow this link:

      http://www.ticketweb.co.uk/user/?reg...

      Check out our new video about the event below, presented by the stunning Carolyn Baxter

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejg2T...

      hace 18 semanas
    • Chris Fraser
      Chris Fraser

      Awrite m8 hows tricks! U still working away!

      hace 19 semanas vía Mobile
    • Paul McLaren
      luv Paul McLaren

      Congrats on the end test ma man! U all set to win this tourny on saturday? Im staying sober for it! :D

      hace 22 semanas
    • Gareth Lubiewski
      Gareth Lubiewski

      well in m8 that couldnt of been 2 much fun jus after rockness ! lol i m8 ma works still really busy sometimes need 2 do a bit travellin but not too bad .

      hace 22 semanas
    • Sheila
      Sheila

      indeed i am pet... just in the process of gettin time off work.... kinda forgot to do that part...scatty as anythin like!

      Life is treating me well thanks, just looking forward to a good summer hopfully,. what u doing moving to the east side?!!?
      will you be taking a 'trailer'? x

      hace 22 semanas
    • Gareth Lubiewski
      Gareth Lubiewski

      i m8 a passed ma skills test . nah m8 gutted a didnt go tho . u done your skills test ?

      hace 22 semanas
    • Melissa McPhee
      luv Melissa McPhee

      my name is bing bong.
      I like a sing song.
      And when melissa rrr....
      xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
      p.s when are we going back to that grassy field again? I know hoe much you enjoyed!

      hace 23 semanas
    • Gareth Lubiewski
      luv Gareth Lubiewski

      alright m8 i it was qaulity . did a meet u ? u hav a gd 1?

      hace 23 semanas
    • Melissa McPhee
      luv Melissa McPhee

      Aaah im nervous and it's not even me who is doing a test! Hurry up and phone me already! This was going to be a text but I didn't want to interrupt you.. Also, what a lonely sleep last night but at least it was in a nice clean bed rather than a small dirty tent! xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      hace 23 semanas
    • Sheila
      Sheila

      hello mr beaton

      Are you T in the parking this year? x

      hace 23 semanas
    • Ross Muir
      luv Ross Muir

      Orite Allan

      Aye just back like a hour ago

      It was fuckin Quality man :D :D

      But aye a was sick on the way over like was shit
      crack :( :(

      Wat u been up t ? ?

      Wb

      hace 23 semanas
    • Gareth Lubiewski
      Gareth Lubiewski

      oh i m8 u goin ?

      hace 24 semanas
    • Melissa McPhee
      luv Melissa McPhee

      My Rockness pile is building up Allan... I hope youve been working out those strong arms of yours!
      xxxxxxxxxx
      p.s love my felicity!

      hace 24 semanas
    • Melissa McPhee
      luv Melissa McPhee

      nice bebo.. i always knew you loved me too much! I wish I was back on the beach having that nice chat again :P rawr xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      hace 24 semanas
    • David Miller
      David Miller

      in N.I the now m8, Got a interview tomorrow m8 at 11. Hope i get this job like. Need to get my arse in gear!

      hace 24 semanas
    • Melissa McPhee
      luv Melissa McPhee

      Haha Allan I look a total retard in your photo. Nice! Get back to work!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      hace 24 semanas
    • Melissa McPhee
      luv Melissa McPhee

      Check my new photos :P Mwahhahax x x x x x x x x x x x x x

      hace 24 semanas