one day shes gonna take CAPS with mee.

one day shes gonna tell me all her prayers.

one day shes gonna teach me how to glide.

one day shes gonna gimme my diary back >=(

one day shes gonna get a sxc belly piercing =D

one day shes gonna draw a masterpiece for me.

one day shes gonna cook a proper meal forr me.

one day shes gonna take a MODEL shoot for meeee.

one day shes gonna wear heels and a dress for mee.

one day shes gonna give me a full bodyy massage >=)

one day shes gonna travel around with me after my HSC =DD

one day shes gonna dance with all herr effort to show me.

one day shes gonna buy me smirnoff and get drunk wif me

one day shes gonna tag and graffiti rabens AND shirts for me =D

one day shes gonna corrupt me 100% and im gonna be a bad boy ^^

one day shes gonna take me to NZ and show me around her gangdurr hangouts O.o

one day shes gonna go paintball with me and then imma shoot her till shes purpLE xD

one day shes gonna ACCIDENTALLY poison my food and ii will have to go hospital ><

one day shes gonna talk to the telemarketer for me who calls me every thursdayy night.

one day shes gonna sing out LOUD for me so even I can hear it with my deaf hearing xD

one day shes gonna get a massive group hug that was bigger than the one at hursiie =P

one day shes gonna learn chinese for me to communicate with mee seein that im so fobb.

one day shes gonna learn girls hiphop/street jazz and show me some of that sexy jLO dancing x)

one day shes gonna change my whole english vocabulary and give every word a double meaning.

one day shes gonna fall asleep on the fone when im calling her so i can hear her SNORE and say "aww how CUTE" keke! >=X

one day...one day...

yeh as yu can see bby, this one day list is growing. it will build up as long as im together with yu and your gonna be very busy on this one day, two?..or three..=)

one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under your picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy "
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.

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two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
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three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.

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four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


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five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


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six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.

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seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


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eight.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!

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nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


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ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).

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eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

((((RING))))

**Pick Up**

(little girl) "Hello?"

"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul"

After a brief pause

"But honey, you haven't got an
Uncle Paul"

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"

Brief Pause

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"

"Okay Daddy, just a minute"

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy"

"And what happened honey?" he asked

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul ?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause**

Then Daddy says, "What swimming pool??... Is this 486-5731??"