Hey girl,
You know our economy's in the toilet
But I’m still going to treat you right

I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah

Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice
And we can clip coupons all night
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah

Take you out for dinner, anywhere that you please
Like Burger King or Mickey Ds
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can even have the large fries (large fries) yeah, yeah

Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the two-ply
Want it, you can get it, my dear
I got my Costco membership card right here, yeah

You like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen
Got a cupboard full of 'em, I’ll keep 'em coming
You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it
Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it

Pork and beans and Minute Rice
And we can play Cribbage all night
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah

I can take you to the laundromat downtown
And watch all the clothes go round and round
And baby we can go wherever you like (if you like)
I said we can go wherever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah

Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo
You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio
Seven dollar bills rolled
Up inside my plastic billfold
Buy you a bagel even if it isn’t day old
And you never ever gotta wear your sister’s old clothes
As long as I’m still assistant manager at Kinko’s
Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
You ain’t got to pay me, that’s the way that I roll

My chick can have want she want
At Wal-mart she can pick out anything she want
I know girl you ain’t never had a man like that
Who doesn’t make you buy generic brand like that, Yeah

You like my Hyundai, see my Hyundai
I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
But that’s kind of far and I’m not made of cash
Do you think you could chip in for gas?
Mac and Cheese would be all right
But let’s send out for pizza tonight
And you can order any toppings you like (if you like)
I said you can even have the last slice (the last slice) yeah, yeah

Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do'
Now I can get free HBO
And baby you can watch whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can watch whatever you like (if you like) yeah

And you can always ride the city bus
Got a stack of tokens just for us
Yo, my wallet’s fat and full of ones
It’s all about the Washingtons, that’s right

You want White Castle, need White Castle
Long as you got me it won’t be no hassle
You want it, we’ll get it, just don’t be a hater
If I grab a bunch of napkins for later

Thrift store jeans on sale half-price
The underwear at Goodwill is nice
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah

Baby, I can give you anything you please
Even share my government cheese
And baby you can have as much as you like (if you like)
I said you can have as much as you like (if you like) yeah, yeah

1)Starting time: 10:36
2)Name: Jamie Austin
3)Nickname(s): Austo
4)Eye colour: Brown
5)Hair colour: Brown And Blonde
7)Height: 1 65
Siblings: 1 12 yr old brother
9)Ever been kissed?: yeah baby
10)Ever cheated or been cheated on: no and i donno
11)Ever missed school because it was raining: yes!!
12)Ever faked sick: Yeah all the time
13)Kept a secret from any1: dunno i thiink/
14)Had an imaginary friend: Nope
15)Wanted to hook up with a guy/girl friend: ovcoarse
17)Ever had a crush on a "star"?: no i jjust wanna bone all the hot ones
1 Ever thought of animated characters as hot?: no!

>-----------------FAVORITES----------------
19)Drink: REDBULL I CAN DRINK ONE IN 3SECS ASK TAYLOR!!!
20)Food: SPAG BOWL
21)Restaurant: SOMETHING GOOD AND HEATHLY AROLLNDS ARE GOOD
22)Shampoo: A STRAWBERRY ONE
23)Colour: LIME GREEN
24)Summer/Winter?: SUMMER AND WINTER
25)Favourite show: FULLY SHIT FUCK I DONNO HAHA WAT EVERS ON
26)Lace, Silk, Or Satin??:SILK
27)Like anyone?: ...
2 Who have you known the longest out of your friends?: I REACKON JOSH OR BRAD =D
29)Who’s the shyest friend?: JOSH HANKY
30)When is your b-day: 16TH SEPT
31)Who do you go to for advice: EVERYONE
32)Who do you get along with?: MOST PEOPLE

**IN THE LAST 2 WEEKS HAVE YOU**
33)Cried: NOPE
34)Been mean: HAHA DONNO
35)Listened to your favourite band?:YEH
36)Been sarcastic?: YEH
37)Been yelled at?: YEH
3 Talked to someone you have a crush on?: YEH
39)Kissed someone?: YEH
40)Hugged someone?: YEH
41)Won an award?: NO :@
42)Wished upon a star?: YEH
43)Laughed until you've cried: YEH
44)Played Truth or Dare: NO
45)Watched a sunrise/sunset: YEP
46)Went to the beach at night?: NO
47)Had too much homework:NO
4 Eaten anything out of the ordinary?: NO
49)Are you lonely?: NOPE
50)Are you happy?: YEP
51)Are you talking to someone online?: YEH

-----------DO YOU BELIEVE IN------------
52)God/Devil: YEH GOD
53)Love at first sight: DONNO
54)The Closet Monster: NO
56)Heaven/hell: YEH
57Superstitions: YEH
5 Half empty or half full: PEPENDS
59)Who named you?: OH LET ME GUESS MYSELF
60)Favourite saying: SCRUB IT HARD!!
61)When was the last time you showered?: TONIGHT
62)What is the last thing you said online? FUCKER TO NEV HAHA
64)What is your computer desk made of: DONT HAVE ONE I HIT UP MY BED
65)What was the last thing that you did before getting on the computer?: WENT FOR A RUN
66)Where do you want to go on your honeymoon?: SOMEWHERE HOT
67)Where do you want your wedding?: ON A MOTOCROSS TRACK
69)How's the weather?: ALRIGHT
70)What did you do last night?: RAN
71)What do you find most attractive about the opposite sex? BOOBS AND ASS
73)All time favourite TV shows: ANYTHING THATS ON
74)Dream vehicle?: A FUCKING PIMPED OUT FUCKING FACTORY FUCKING TRUCK!!! OR A LAMBO
75)How often do you go to movies? NOT OFTEN
76)Favourite music?: ANYTHING
77)Favourite band(s): LIL WANYE
7 How many kids do you want to have?: 2
79)Something you just don't get at all: ?
81)Favourite animal?: DOGS
82)Brand of clothing: ? FOX FUCKER
83)If you could change your name, what would it be?: WACKO JACKO AUSTIN HAHA
84)Favourite hobby: MX
85)The most stupidest thing you’ve ever done? PUT ON THAT FUCKING HORSE MASK IN WELFAIR ASK NEV AND LUKE AND NATH AND DOUG HAHAHA
86)First Son's name ONNO
87)Husband/Wife name?: SEXY BITCH .
8 First daughter's name: ... I DONT REALLY WANT A GIRL
89)Do you collect anything: ROCKSTAR CANS HAHA
90)Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: NOPE!!!
91)On the phone or in person? BOTH
92)Lust or Love: LOVE
93)If you could change something about yourself: ME BEING HYPO ALL THE TIME HAHA
94)What time was intermission?:...
96)Who sent this to you?: josh
97)What do you think of this person??: hes pretty sweet
9 Your favourite song?: ROLL FLO-RIDA
99)Anything you want to say to everyone?: peace out g's!!
100)Do you want your friends to do this survey?: yes! yes i do!

How old do I look?
[ ] 11
[ ] 12
[ ] 13
[ ] 14
[ ] 15
[ ] 16
[ ] 17
[ ] 18
[ ] 19
[ ] 20
[ ] 21
[ ] other ___

How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT)
[ ] 1
[ ] 2
[ ] 3
[ ] 4
[ ] 5
[ ] 6
[ ] 7
[ ] 8
[ ] 9
[ ] 10

Would you rather..
[ ] Do me
Or
[ ] Date me
[ ] Both

Would you be sad if I moved?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Would you come visit me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Am I..
[ ] Hott
[ ] Beautiful
[ ] Sexy
[ ] Cute
[ ] all the above
[ ] Ugly

Would you rather..
[ ] Makeout
[ ] Cuddle
[ ] Root
[ ] Go out
[ ] All Above

Would you want to go out with me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Would you give me your number?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
If yes leave your number

Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

If you could tell me one thing before i died wat would it be?