-The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
-Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.
-Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
-The agent of Chuck Norris asked Chuck if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. Chuck Norris' agent has been missing for almost 2 years now. Never ask Chuck Norris to be in a gay cowboy movie.
-Chuck Norris IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
-When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
-Chuck Norris wasn't born with feet, just boots.
-When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.
-A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
-Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
-Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
-On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
-Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
-There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
-The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.
-When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
-In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
-It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
-As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
-It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
-Chuck Norris is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, the whole damn barn falls down.
-Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no live witnesses.
-Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
-Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
-People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
-Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist
-They say God cast Satan to Hell, this isn't true. Satan just pissed Chuck Norris off and Chuck roundhouse kicked him into hell.
-Chuck Norris doesn't need birth control, his sperm KNOWS better!
-Chuck Norris does not fight cavities, they are too scared to form in his teeth.
-Chuck Norris knows to ways to open a door, one is to turn the door knob and push, the other is to throw you through it first.
-When Chuck Norris breaks up with his girlfriend, he doesn't kick her to the curb.....he kicks the curb at her.
-The term "I will slap you into next week" was put to shame when Chuck Norris went into next week and roundhouse kicked a person into 4000 A.D.
-When Chuck Norris takes a crap, someone else's toilet over flows.
-Chuck Norris got a speeding ticket, from a roundhouse kick.
-Chuck Norris watched the Texas Chain Saw Massacre and fell asleep laughing.
-When Chuck Norris heard the song "take this job and shove it" he did.
-If Chuck Norris only had one eye and was paralyzed from the waste down, he would use his tongue for a roundhouse lick!
-chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigarrettes, cigarrettes smoke for Chuck Norris.
-CHUCK NORRIS invented water.
-Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heave

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