1. your finger has gone places you never thought possible.

2. You've seen more penises than a prostitute.

3. You'd like to meet the inventor of the buzzer some night in a dark alley.

4. Your bladder can expand to the size of a Winnebago's water tank.

5. You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers for fear that they will drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off.

6. Everyone, including complete strangers, tell you about each and every pain they have.

7. Your sense of humour gets more warped each year.

8. Almost everything can seem humerous ....... eventually.

9. You know the smell of diarrhoea to identify it.

10. You check the caller I.D. on your day off to see if anyone from the hospital is trying to call you and ask you to work.

11. You can watch the goriest movie and eat anything afterwards.

12. You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your co-worker, and to call them if they need help.

13. Your favourite dream is the one where you leave a mess at a patient's bedside and tell the doctor to clean it up.

14.You want to put your foot through the TV screen evertime you see a nurse on a soap opera doing nothing but talk on the phone and flirt with doctors.

Sure theres nothing like a cuddle when you life is in a muddle,
And the skies that once were blue have turned to grey.
When your eyes have lost their twinkle, and your face sets in a wrinkle, for your troubles just refuse to go away.
Sure a cuddles but a huddle with two arms around your middle,
And two arms embraced in love, come what may.

1. Honestly, what was going through your mind during your last kiss?
I was thinking . . . Jonny you stubble grows in fast, im going to get a rash!!!

2. What was the last test you took and how did you do?
Mock exam, not as bad as i thought id do!

3. What is your ringtone?
Dirrrrty, miss christina!

4. What show did you last watch?
Britians Next Top Model, yes i am that sad!

12. Where are most people in your top friends from?
Milton of Campsie, Kilsyth, Dalgety Bay and Paisley

13. What was the last meal you ate?
Musli and branflakes mmmmmmmm!

16. Do you give special ringtones to certain people?
My dinosaur phone aint that fancy!

17. What's the weather like outside?
dusty rain and the washing is now wet again, bugger!

18. Have you ever seen a 3D movie in theaters?
yip, about the grand canyon and it was amazing!

20. Where'd you get everything that you're wearing?
miss selfigde and yip still miss selfridge, dressing gown

25. What was the last piece of advice you gave someone?
Gargle with salt water Lynsey!

27. Whats your worst grade?
Failing higher biology......twice!

28. If you died today, would there be anything you wish you could've said to someone?
Should have taken the life insurance from unison Mum, you would have been £2500 up!

30. What do you think about the person that last texted you?
Hes just lovely and im lucky enough to be marrying him

31. How do you like your school?
Love it, love it love it, 6th year was the best!

33. Why did your last relationship end?
ARSE!

34. Are any of your exes on your top friends?
Nope, dont think he has one!

38. Have you ever questioned your sexuality?
haha nope i cant say i ever ever have

40. What do you look for in a relationship?
love, kisses hugs, chuckles....good times!

41. Would you ever consider having a relationship with your best friend?
technically it is so yippedooday!

42. What piercings do you want to get?
no more please thankyou!

43. Have your friends ever seen you cry?
hell yeah, with the good, the bad, and the just plain stupid stuff i do!

44. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
My mum, i was stressed oot me brain!

47. Have you ever had a panic attack?
nope cant say i have

49. Would you ever consider moving back to your hometown?
What one street down? no too much hassle!

50. Describe your laugh?
weirdly amusing to myself

51. What do you think about the person that last commented you?
Karens lovely and a hellofa funny!

52. When was the last time you got nervous?
doing nursy stuff on the thursday nightshift that you will appreciate me not going into detail about haha!

53. Are you currently thinking about someone?
George comes home soon

54. Can you do the Crank Dat dance?
The what?!?!?!

55. Who sings the song you last sang?
Alishas attic....remember them!

57. Plans for this weekend?
Yip up to antics with Lynsey and possibly the mother-in-law-to-be!

58. How was last weekend
Thoroughly enjoyable, thanks Racheland Mr Sunshine!

61. What's your favorite color to wear?
anything bright and eye-catching!