GOTTA TRY THIS TO SEE WHAT YOUR TITLE IS.....
FUNNY SHIT!!!!....
1st letter of 1st name
A- Fabulous
B-Gorgeous
C-Pretty
D-Popular
E-Gangster
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
J-Emotional
K-Beautiful
L-Boyish
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P-Gay
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Very Sexy
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Geeky
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated

Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name):
A-pornstar
B- skank
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E-Fucker
F-Retard
G-Queen
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-Motherfucker
M-Sex machine
N-Alcoholic
O-Geek
P-Babe
Q-Crackwhore
R- Beauty queen
S-Prince (ess)
T-Whore
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic

Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:
Red- Who's Good With My Hands
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
blue- Who wants to fuck everyday
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who Will Rock Your World
Gray- who gives great head
None-who is a beast

NOW REPOST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT
BEGINNING WITH " I'm a..."
or else you will have bad luck forthe rest of your lives or a man will appear by your bed and kill you when you are sleeping

Pick the month you were born in

Jan - I ate
Feb - I shot
March - I killed
April - I needed
May - I banged
June - I smoked with
July - I banged
August - I ran shirtless with
Sep - I stabbed
Oct - I kissed
Nov - I slept with
Dec -I ran naked with


Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a dog
03 - a prostitute
04 - my crush
05 - Paris Hilton
06 - my lover
07 - my girl
08 - a fine ass guy!!
09 - a pornstar
10 - michael jackson
11 - Barny the dinosaur
12 - my boyfriend
13 - a homo
14 - a whore
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - a marker
18 - a horse
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a condom
23 - a toothbrush
24 - a bag of weed
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a french fry
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a lesbian
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the little ppl told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because =] I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

ME
yay or nay
THE RULES
1. You can only say Yes or No!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!
3. NO LYING

Kissed someone on your top 16? Yup
Had sex with someone on your top 16?: Yup
Danced in front of your mirror naked? yip
Ever told a lie? Yup
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? yup
Been arrested? yip
Kissed a picture? yip
Slept in until 5 PM? yes
Had sex at work? nope
Had sex in a public place? Yup
Fallen asleep at work/school? yup
Held a snake? Nope
Been suspended from school? yip
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? yip
Been fired from a job? Nope
Sang karaoke? yup
Did drugs? Yup
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yup
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yup
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? No
Kissed in the rain? no
Sang in the shower? yup
Gave your private parts a nickname? yip
Sat on a roof top? Yup
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? yip
Broken a bone? yip
Had a surgery? no
Shaved your head? yes
Slept naked? Yup
Blacked out from drinking? yup
Played a prank on someone? Yup
Had a gym membership? yip
Felt like killing someone? Yup
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? yup
Cried over someone you were in love with? yup
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? yup
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No
Been in a band? no
Subscribed to Maxim? No
Shot a gun? yip
Played strip poker? yup
Had a one night stand? Yup
Tripped on mushrooms? yip
Donated Blood? yip
Video taped yourself having sex? lol yip
Eaten alligator meat? no
Eaten cheesecake? Yup
Still love someone you shouldn't? no
Have a tattoo? no