Jessbercules

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Jessbercules
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Skinny girls look good with clothes on but curvy girls look better naked :D
Me, Myself, and I
Ahoy hoy!
I be 19, last year of teenagedom! EEP!
At uni, I passed first year cause i'm great like that & so did all my mates cause they're equally great! We're a bunch of clever cookies! :P
Just about to go into second year!
I have a fabulous set of friends and an equally fabulous boyfriend who lets me steal his clothes & does cheesy couply stuff just to make me grin :D
I've got 11 piercings, one in lip, one in nostril and the rest in my ears. Did have a few other but taken them out cause i get bored easily :P I'm thinking of re-piercing myself!
Also got 5 tattoo's! I'm eyeballing my 6th just now, but not getting it til my birthday.
I like dying my hair, i discovered how to bleach it at home, i'm waiting for it to fall out in protest but we're all good so far. I reckon i'll look good bald when i'm 25.
I've done some pretty damn awesome things this year that make me feel mucho smug. Most of these times were spent with the better half: Chris :) xx
The Other Half Of Me
Chrisbercules

Chrisbercules

My jigsawbercules Fox ^.^

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Music and Movies rule. I shant bore you with a list of things that i like but if Alan Rickman (apart from Harry Potter) or Liam Neeson is in it, chances are i'll watch it.. Love Actually.... *boom*.
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Grinning. Being Smug. Pictures. Chris Always. My Bed. Cats- Mine And Other Peoples. My Tattoo's. Planning What I'd Do If I Won The Lottery. Piercings. Dave & Our Ranting. Dragonball, Dragonball Z... Not So Much GT. Pokémon- Fire Pokémon Are Clearly The Best! Singing Loudly And Badly! My Memory! Hating Twilight XD. John Bercules. Rain.
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Fuck Face. Kami Licking My Nose & Eating My Shoes. Irrational Moments. Tattoo's In That Annoying Ned Font. Mr Upstairs & His 9am Dance Music Sessions. The Panic That I Was Going To Fail First Year! Feeling Like A Crazy Lady! Fear Of Becoming A Clingy Obsessive Girlfriend.
Cats:
There's 7 cats in this house. I'd love to be able to liken them to the dwarves but there's no needy, greedy, attention whore or fatty!! Can cover sleepy and angry ok though :P . But I love all of them: Rubin, Willow, Vince, Howard, Seth, Nyx and Kami!
19/08-21/08 2009
Best 3 nights!!! :D
The 19th was a great night, some fab sentimentals ^.^ and an anniversary of one of the best nights Chris has ever given me. :D
The 20th saw something i've wanted for a while :) and...
The 21st was great for two reasons! One of them being more sentimentals between me and my Fox :)
The other was me && April going to see Biffy Clyro in Edinburgh!!!
We got caught in the mosh pit, only 2 people and the security between us and Biffy, woof! :P Mucho big thanks to my cupcake for taking me.

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  • :)

    one: Who are your last 4 texts from?
    1- Dave
    2- Nancy
    3- Gillian
    4- My Kitsune x

    two: Where was your default picture taken?
    In my boudoir! :P

    three:are you single?
    Nope ^.^

    four: Whats your current favourite color?
    Red today :P

    five: Does your crush like you back?
    Would most certainly hope so

    six: What is your current mood?
    Bit grrr but dealing with it

    seven: When is your birthday?
    18th December :)

    eight: What color shirt are you wearing?
    Green Mashed top

    nine: If you were going on a Reality TV show, which one would it be?
    I really wouldn't go on any!

    ten: Are you imagining anyone naked right now?
    Not this very second, i'm thinking about this.... but now i will be :P

    eleven: Did you ever sneak into an R rated movie?
    Nope... never snuck into the cinema

    thirteen: Something you do a lot?
    breathe...

    fourteen: How old will you be in 12 months?
    20 :) heading to 21!! EEeeeep

    fifteen: Do you want to see somebody right now?
    Yeah, could do with a hug :)

    sixteen: How many piercings..
    Quite a few, only got 6 in today :P

    eighteen: Who would you do anything for?
    Chris, my friends and select few of the family.

    nineteen: Who is your hero?
    I dunno, never think about it really.

    twenty-one: American Pie or Superbad?
    Both equally shit

    twenty-two: What's your biggest fear?
    Any of the cats dying :(

    twenty-three: Where is your ex?
    Who knows, trying to sneak into a scene kids pants probably

    twenty-four: Would you ever take one of your ex's back?
    Nope, i loves my Chris :D

    twenty-five: What are you going to do tonight?
    Not much, sleeping and probably telling Kami to stop licking my nose :s

    twenty-six: what was the first thing you said this morning?
    I shouted at Seth!

    twenty-seven: Speak any other language?
    Le Francais et eggy :P

    twenty-eight: Whats your favourite smell?
    Chris, something totally yummy.

    twenty-nine: do you like to sleep naked?
    Yeah, but it's not always a possibilty- cats have claws...

    thirty: Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
    Yes :) been told i was loved in the rain then kissed :D

    thirty-one: Do you like rain?
    Yes ^.^

    thirty-two: What are you thinking about right now?
    My favourite night in the rain :P

    thirty-three: What should you be doing right now?
    Nothing! Free tonight

    thirty-four: Whats your favourite memory?
    I've got a few, more recent though :)

    thirty-five: What are you listening to?
    Hot Shots is on :D

    thirty-seven: Who was the last person you yelled at ?
    I yelled at the cat :P

    thirty-eight: Who is your best friend?
    Kitsune, Gilly, April :)

    thirty-nine: who is the last person you said i love you to?
    Mon Renard xxx

    forty: Who is the last person that made you smile?
    The fuzzy one that is Chris :D xx

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  • An Ounce of Crazy Girlfriendness :P

    CAN YOU ANSWER 50 THINGS ABOUT YOUR BEBO OTHER HALF?

    1) What's their name?
    Chris Fox

    2) Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
    Damn Tootin'

    3) Would you go to Disneyland with them?
    If we ever got the chance, probably :)

    4) How old were you when you first met?
    17 :O

    5) Do you know their secrets?
    I like to think i do, but then again, it's not a secret if everyone knows!

    6) Is this person older than you?
    Yeah. The cause of some smugness :P

    7) When was the last time you saw this person?
    Last night/early hours of the morning ^.^

    What happened to 8?
    Who knows.

    9) Are you related to this person?
    I most certainly hope not.

    10) Are you their b/f or g/f?
    I am the girlfriend of the Fox :D

    11) Do you have a nickname for each other?
    Yeah! One word, different languages :P

    12) Do you have pics of this person on your bebo?
    Yes i do :)

    13) How many times do you talk to this person?
    Atleast a text a day or something.

    14) Do you think they will repost this?
    Probably not :P Dunno his feelings on these things!

    15) Could you live with this person?
    Erf yeah, not now. But we'd need cats :P

    16) Why is this person your Bebo Other Half?
    Cause he is my better half in real life :)

    17) Have you seen this person cry?
    Nome, working on it :P (kidding)

    18) Do you know this persons middle name?
    John! JAWN! :P

    19) Have you ever been shopping with this person?
    Oui, a few times actuallement!

    20) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
    Best damned sleepovers ever :D

    22) Have you ever gave this person something?
    HAHAHAHA ;) Seriously, i have, birthdays, christmas, just for being him....

    23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
    Erm undecided, shall ask :P

    24) Do you know everything about this person?
    No, will never know everything about anyone, but i know a fair wee bit :)

    25) Does this person have a job?
    Nope, we are jobless bums :D

    26) Does this person have you as their Other Half?
    The fact he's mine means i'm his.

    27) Do you think you & your Other Half will be best friends forever?
    Hope so, he's a great guy.

    28) Have you ever made something with this person!!!
    We are the masters of pasta dishes :P Dinner is ours :P

    29) Have you ever taken Bebo pictures with this person?
    Oui :) Some of my favourites.

    30) Have you and your other half fought before?
    Not really, there's been the occasional grrr moment, but nothing serious.

    31) Is your Other Half on drugs?
    Yes, diabetic.

    32) Does this person drink alcohol?
    He'll have the occasional drink but not regularly.

    34) Have you and your Other Half made up a hand shake?
    Nope, will have to look into that. Further our pathetic couple status :P

    35) Have you and your Other Half done prank calls together?
    No we've not.

    36) Have you ever seen this person dance?
    Erm, we have swayed together :P

    37) Have you ever seen this person sing?
    Not really.

    38) Do you and this person have a certain saying?
    Every other week, usually something cat related :P

    39) Do you know this person's Bebo password?
    Nope, wouldn't ask either.

    40) Do you know who this person likes or who she or he is going out with?
    Indeed. :) Zorro and Gatito :P

    41) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted?
    Nope.

    42) Does this person have a dog?
    Nope, looks after a friend's dog every now and again- Mac.

    43) Does this person go on the computer often?
    He would cease to exist without it and his iPod and Xbox and wifi.......

    44) Have you and this person gone clubbing?
    Not since we were a we.... invites died after that :P

    45) Do you talk a lot to this person?
    Yeah, i'm that annoying buzz he can't get rid off ^.^

    46) Have you licked this person?
    Yessums i have :D ;) :P

    47) Now say something only you and this person will understand?
    Pah! I can't think of anything just now!

    48) Has this person yelled at you?
    Nope, don't think he's brave

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  • *Subject:* Human Rights Activist

    A lady Canadian libertarian wrote a lot of letters to her government, complaining
    about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in
    Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.

    She received the following reply:

    National Defence Headquarters
    M.Gen. George R. Pearkes Bldg,
    15 NT, 101 Colonel By Drive
    Ottawa, ONK1A 0K2 Canada


    Dear Concerned Citizen,

    Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern for the treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by Canadian Forces who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.

    Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard loud and clear here in Ottawa. You will be pleased to learn that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new department here at the Department of National Defense, to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or L.A.R.K. for short.

    In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to divert one terrorist, and place him in your personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled
    for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in Toronto next Monday. Ali
    Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint. It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommend in your letter.

    Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will help him overcome these character flaws. Perhaps you
    are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counselling and home schooling. Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.

    Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except sexually) since he views females as a subhuman form of property. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire. I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of 'respecting his culture and religious beliefs' as described in your letter.

    Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man. You take good care of Ahmed and remember, we'll be watching.

    Good luck and God bless you. (Or Allah if you prefer)

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  • The Key Of G
    The Key Of G

    Heya little jessop hows you my gorgeous little lady friend???

    I've got a sheer lack of communications at the moment but am havin a burfday bash at mine on friday and am requesting your company if you can??

    not seen you in like ages :(

    6 days ago
  • Dave Roberts
    luv Dave Roberts

    Thank you for your great company last night angel.. Wearing my Biffy t-shirt as is Stuart hehe! Hope you are well today!
    Also hope April is prpared for another night of Biffy... That is major hardcore!!! :)
    xxxxxxxx

    3 weeks ago
  • Raymond Strachan
    Raymond Strachan

    Hola, Im good ta! Not been up to much, just faffing with college and stuff. Yeah we should!!!
    Meh was ok, was tired and skint so just stayed home and watched horror films :( You have a good one? xxx

    3 weeks ago
  • Jay Dee
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    Yeah am grand, and you?

    meh it was ok, bit too busy for my tastes lol

    got the bus home lol nasty stuff

    3 weeks ago
  • The Key Of G
    luv The Key Of G

    The g is good my pretty i can't txt anyone just now tho which sucks hairy balls :( how was your halloween??

    3 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Raymond Strachan
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    Heyo jessbum how you doing?! :D
    Not seen you in aaages! :( xx

    3 weeks ago
  • The Key Of G
    luv The Key Of G

    Please accept my red stuff as it makes it soo much easier to curse you :P

    3 weeks ago via Mobile
  • The Key Of G
    The Key Of G

    Am up early and am bored soo i thought i'd take part in a little bebo creeping :P soo dropped in to say hi ;) i have no red stuff tho :(

    4 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Trish
    luv Trish

    hes doing great,,,, hes settled in fine treats this place as if its his own and hes king:P

    yeh hes growing but is still tiny n flufffffy heesss soooo cute and friendly ... he sleeps on my pillow and likes to suck my hair n neck n face:S lol hes just the best=]

    5 weeks ago
  • Dave Roberts
    luv Dave Roberts

    Aww nice one hunni, sounds as if you're having good time with both hair and the SIms, I've been playing the xBox all weekend with my bro, it's been really gid hehe!!

    I get the whole trying your luck thing angel, pics are a given, I like to show you how smart I can be, I just hide it really really well under my baggy trousers etc, I mean, I don't have a suit on under it all the time but you know what I mean lol..

    Work was ok just mental, plus today I'm having a bit of a mental off day so not looking forward to work tomorrow.. Don't want to go to work tomorrow or be around anyone, grr..

    You had a good weekend Miss?
    xxx

    5 weeks ago
  • Dave Roberts
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    I don't know how that happens, how can hair be ted up and then it just falls down, curses I say! You're gorowing it eh, sounds nice, I do expect updates Jess! :) As for the books I didn't realise there was so much costage, it's a small fortune it is, pah!!!

    I mean this in the nicest possible way but I didn't realise the SIms was so needy and you need friends when you get promoted.. Good luck with that one although I have to say I like your anti-social family.. It's a good touch I think :)

    As for the course, I must say I am looking forward to it, starts a week on monday so I am pretty sure it'll be damn good.. I hope so anyways.. Work is really testing me today though, it makes me sad. :( :( The suited and booted photie will be send, I promise although.. you'll try your luck at what?? My brain is not working today so forgive me if I am being a bit blonde, lol!!! :) :)
    xxxx

    5 weeks ago
  • The Key Of G
    The Key Of G

    Now now lady J can't have bitchyness between my girls :( Its not good for my health :(

    5 weeks ago via Mobile
  • The Key Of G
    The Key Of G

    Ma friend Claire she's a bebo creeper soo thats how she recognised ya :P oooh what kinda tat you going fors this time??

    5 weeks ago via Mobile
  • The Key Of G
    luv The Key Of G

    Oofty where as i stayed in bed till 3 today :P apparently my friend spotted you in singers yesterday?? Or was it your doppleganger?? Hmmms maybe's i might be hitting the pub tomorrow with my old work boys but i'll keep one informed ;)

    5 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Dave Roberts
    luv Dave Roberts

    Ah I see, I should be on MSN tonight for a bit so my ear.. or ears are yours hehe! I like it too, checked out the pics and yea'.. hella awesome although I have to be honest, I don't think I've ever seen you with bad hair or a bad hairstyle!

    How can books come to £100 by the way, I'm flabbergasted at such a cost, uni is expensive then ja??!

    Glad to hear you still have the (slight) obsession with the Sims, how's that working out for you? I'm the same with Halo on the xBox at present, takes up all of my time hehe! I#ve been fine generally, been having my own pixie-crisis but it's nothing new, just mental capitulations... Start a course next Monday to try and help me so I'm looking forward to that..

    Going to a strip club then casino next Saturday so I'll be all suited and booted, if you're lucky I may even send you a pic ;)
    xxxxx

    5 weeks ago
  • The Key Of G
    luv The Key Of G

    The G is awesome thankies :) was out on the ran dan last night ;) it was muchos fun :) you free for some random wee night this week am gettin jess withdrawl symptoms :P

    5 weeks ago via Mobile
  • The Key Of G
    luv The Key Of G

    Well thank goodyness for that me'sa thought you were ignoring me :( that sucks bout yer phone but am glad i ain't the only one who has a bad relationship with technology :P am alrighty little miss same old same old really and how is lady J this fine day?? Some red stuff ;)

    6 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Dave Roberts
    luv Dave Roberts

    Awww sweetie why the mini-pixie crisis, I have a vague memory of you with brown hair, do you not like it?? I bet it looks braw!!!

    How's thee anyways Miss?
    Lovage as always! :)
    xxxxxx

    6 weeks ago
  • Robert John McGonagle
    Robert John McGonagle

    Helloooooo, am pretty decent thanks :))

    And to answer your question.... nope never shaved that night, never had the time, was in washed and straight to my dads to speand some time with him for his 51st birthday before heading to cosmopol followed by the catty, you seen how drunk i was in the pub, dunno how i managed to last the whole night! :/

    Hows you?

    6 weeks ago
  • Louise Murphy
    luv Louise Murphy

    Hey u!! How are you? Not managed to spot you in uni yet!! Hows the 1st week back been for you? xx

    7 weeks ago

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