Lisa Heeran
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- Only a Sith deals in absolutes
- Me, Myself, and I
- Basically, there was this dot, right? And the dot went bang, KABLAMO! The bang expanded, energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, fish to fowl, fowl to frog, frog to mammal, mammal to monkey, monkey to man, amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle on a bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill 'til Doomsday!
... Ultimately, all human endevour will be rendered pointless when the whole lot goes down Shiva's toilet bowl... So relax! - Music
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My Wife & my ROCK STAR! And don't you forget it!
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I'm an "Intellectual Drunk" they tell me!
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I'm - Emperor Palpatine :O
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My 1 Wisdom:
As my Gift to the World, I now impart to you the “Keep-u-up-&-Typing” regime that little ol' Lisa swears by. This may be a deadly bad idea for your health, but its a sure fire way to get work done in a hurry.
It is the (Drum Roll…) ULTIMATE late night Coffee, that Lisa has spent quite some time getting right, so show it the proper respect!
You will need:
1 Large Mug... Perhaps two together or an empty JUMBO jar
6 soup spoons of full ground dark coffee
2 soup spoons of regular instant coffee (That tar has a use afterall!)
8 spoons of sugar
Boiling water (We’re Talking Centre of the Sun HOT)
Kit Kats (Up to you how many, some can take many, others have Kit Kat limits)
1 Can of Coke (NOT for drinking - hold it under the bags of your eyes when you feel yourself starting to nod)
6 Bottles of JOLT (This you can drink, though it may by now be illegal in Ireland again)
A Bathroom (Trust me – you won’t want this to be too far away from you. The frequent jog will keep you perky - so don’t curse me on trip #12)
WARNING: After this treatment, you may be WIDE AWAKE for several days, until you finally snap and hit yourself on the head until you pass out, but other than that, it's a great deal of fun!
Oh! Stretch out your back and legs - they need that!
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My result is: Peter
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are you pretty or darn right ugly?
Try On the Hogwarts Sorting Hat.
wat will ur next boyfriends nmae start with
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My result is: Rainier Luftwaffe Wolfcastle AKA "McBain"
Little boys love your action movies. And earlier in your career an entirely different sort of boy loved your early movies.
These days you spend your time between movies binge eating and working out like crazy to make weight for the next Hollywood action movie role.
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Darren D4 weeks agowell lisa the group mist you on thuesdy because you were not there. when you left it was sad and miserable with out you in our friend ship club and it was so so so quiet text back
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SinAcad Loves Jodie17 weeks agoLisa...! ^^
Whats Up On Your Side of the Shelf...?! =]
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Sam C27 weeks agowel lisa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! L...O...N...G time no see what u up 2 these days??????
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Marie Hussey
Hay chick, great to see u at the weekend and tanx for attending my get 2 gether, major balls about ur fone, if u with metoer and u ask nicely they can print out ur last few called numbers xxx
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Mark Dollard39 weeks agocanada, nice! planning to head off myself shortly, have tickets booked for Oz, there's not much happening around here at the moment so an adventure is in order. id be certainly interested in that premiere, when is is? thats the cartoon saloon show right?
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Mark Dollard39 weeks ago
hey there ms. heeran, long time no see! hows life treating you lately? still messing around in filmmakers?
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Attic - The Short Stories
The Airport Situation NOW ONLINE
Start reading at http://atticshorts.blogspot.com/
(Spread the word!)
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Cerridwen
Im sick.d womb ting.being made go 2 hospital.not fun.i hate doctors.waaah.so im pretty down at d mo.u b round dis area soon?i owe u lunch 4m last time.
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Cerridwen
Not really.doped on antibiotics.i just feel like sleepn all d time + im really depressd.grr.wen shall we hav cocktails + merryment?
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Cerridwen
How did thursday nite go?i had a glorious nite of being nauseous + feeln like my kidneys were being steppd on by football boots.
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Joanna
nutin much i went out fri nite with a friend of mine to go see sum band dat she likes and some fella came up 2 me when i wasa at da bar on my own nd started chattin me up he was bout 25 i felt so sorry 4 him when i said i was 18 other than that there is nutin much 2 say
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