Name: Michelle
Birthday: 22nd july
Birthplace: Wagga Wagga
Current Location: Wagga Wagga
Eye Color: brown
Height: not really sure
Piercings: ears
Tatoos: nil.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope
Overused Phraze: what the hull?
FAVORITES
Food: um special fried rice from kooringal chinese, watermelon, mango, fish, calamari, celery, lettuce, bread....i like food
Candy: pineapples
Number: 4
Color: red
Animal: dogs, rhinos, monkeys, i'm pretty fascinated by any animal, they are enjoyable.
Drink: chocolate milkshake
Alcohol Drink: goon, vodka and mango, brown brothers muscato
Letter: s makes a nice sound. and x. i like d too,
Body Part on Opposite sex: i think it depends on the person.
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke: vanilla coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: mcdonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: both
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: kiss
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: hmmm. rap?
Summer or Winter: both are nice for different reasons. probably summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: both
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: too late
Most Missed Memory: rypt
Best phyiscal feature: hair maybe
First Thought Waking Up: :"what did i do yesterday? what do i have to do today? it's very hot"
Goal for this year: something to do with robots or fish.
Best Friends: i have some amazing friends.
Weakness: people who are sad, general indulgence
Fears: death, people who i love dying,
Longest relationship: 3 and a half years.
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: too much
Ever Smoked: yes but it's very very silly and i wouldn't again.
Ever been Drunk: oh yes.
Ever been beaten up: nope
Ever beaten someone up: no
Ever Shoplifted: nope
Ever Skinny Dipped: yep
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: sure have
Been Dumped Lately: nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: whatever suits them
Favorite Hair Color: whatever suits them
Short or Long: as above
Height: and again
Style: whatever suits but if i look at my track record, kinda earthy with just a hint of cardigan.
Looks or Personality: definately personality
Hot or Cute: hot
Drugs and Alcohol: bad. good.
Muscular or Really Skinny: skinny. muscles are very scary
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: zero
What country do you want to Visit: I'd like to go to the UK and Ireland, I'd like to go everywhere
How do you want to Die: very old and very happy.
Been to the Mall Lately: today infact
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes. i get worried though
Get along with your Parents: yes, i love them infact.
Health Freak: sometimes
Believe in Yourself: yes.
Shower Daily: yep
Been in Love: yep
Do you Sing: it's what i do
Want to get Married: maybe
Do you want Children: yes
Have your future kids names planned out: sort of...
Hate anyone: Nah that's a bit of a waste of time really.

the melbourne city library.
tommy's tale by alan cumming
summers in wagga drinking goon and vodka at the rogers residence
peter cox
spending time with the fam
long dresses. (not 'maxi dresses' kulsey what the hull?).....
the colour red
ian
waltzing
house parties in real houses as opposed to apartments
cleaning with loud music on
travelling
driving
bebo
the internet
scottish actors
just kissing
not kissing
never paying for drinks in wagga anymore...(i love you james lucas and jordan)
shopping with joshwa
kulsey and her maxi dress.
steph working at speigeltent
meeting nicole
seeing that mark guy
drinking games
remoniscing with damo stacey greg and adrian about fast times at kooringal high
mail
magic
'pollock's pot'
massages
the sun
rainbow dresses
sleepovers
staying up all night
jumping
you.

MOVIE OPENS
AUDIENCE: Oh my God, a huge, misshapen alien head looming out of the grass! Are we watching Signs? Just what insane liberties have they taken with the source material this time, Muriel, I ask you!
AUDIENCE: ... Oh, it's just Harry Potter's new haircut. Never mind.

HARRY: I'm just chilling here in my playground of emo.
MOTHERS: Come away, Timmy, I think that Potter boy makes pipe bombs and listens to alternative music!

DUDLEY: Yo yo, I am now to be called Big D. Bitches better recognise!
HARRY: Dudley, you're from Surrey. And stop beating up little kids.
DUDLEY: Dude, he was dissin' my bling! He had to go. Anyway... you're gay.
HARRY: TAKE THAT BACK! I AM A ICON FOR CHILDREN EVERYWHERE! WHERE IS YOUR EVIDENCE IN THE TEXT? WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
DUDLEY: Man, you're highly strung in this movie.
HARRY: I threaten you with my small stick!
DUDLEY'S MINIONS: We have suddenly developed intense and disturbing suspicions about what goes on behind closed doors in the Dursley household.
DEMENTORS: threaten
DUDLEY'S MINIONS: Thank God, evil strikes from above to save us all from heterosexual panic!

HARRY & DUDLEY: Run!
DUDLEY'S STOMACH: I jiggle gently, to show which of these boys is Morally Reprehensible and which has the Manorexia of Righteousness.
DEMENTORS: We're taking our sweet time about this menacing.

DEMENTORS: Rar, we pounce!
HARRY: Dudley, even though my life's in danger I am so noble that my first thought is for you to save yourself.
DUDLEY: Right on, way ahead of you.
HARRY: Don't think of me for a moment, Dudley, just run!
DUDLEY: Ten-four. I'm off, quick as a cat!
HARRY: Don't give a thought to the fact you're leaving me to Almost Certain Death-
DUDLEY: Don't you worry. I'm like the wind!
HARRY: Though I perish, I-
DUDLEY: slips
DEMENTORS: We can has soulz?

HARRY: Oh, fine. I have to do everything by myself! Expecto patronum!... Oh, Mrs Figg. I didn't see you there. This isn't, ah, what it looks like, with me and this stick and my cousin catatonic and - But nor, let me make myself absolutely clear, is this any indicator of a hidden magical world-
ROBOT MRS FIGG: I. Know. You. Are. A. Wizard. Harry.
HARRY: Uh, okay - how?
ROBOT MRS FIGG: No. Time. For. That. Let. Us. Go.
HARRY: Can I ask one question? Why are you lugging that huge suitcase about?
ROBOT MRS FIGG: I. Keep. My. Giant. Phone. In. It.
HARRY: ... Okay.
ROBOT MRS FIGG: I. Use. My. Giant. Phone. To. Phone. In. My. Performance.

PETUNIA DURSLEY: I am gettin' so hot... I'm gonna take my clothes off!
AUDIENCE: Dude, when we expected a sexier, more mature Harry Potter, we did not think that the good times would commence with Petunia Dursley.
VERNON: Petunia, baby, you seem so - warm and flushed. Would you care for some - ice cream?
PETUNIA: I'm interested. Tell me more.
VERNON: Come get a scoop of my ice-cream, baby. Vernon's got the flavours that'll make you go crazy!
AUDIENCE: ...
HARRY: Hai oh em gee you guys you'll never guess what happened me, Dudley, Dementors, Mrs Figg, a giant phone - sorry, am I interrupting something?
VERNON: We never should've had a kid.
PETUNIA: We definitely shouldn't have taken a second one in with the milk.

HARRY: I toss and turn in my bed and think of Cedric. I don't know where Dudley gets his crazy ideas from...
TONKS, SHACKLEBOLT AND MOODY: Wassup?
HARRY: Total strangers and a guy whose face I mostly know as belonging to a Death Eater! Why should I trust you?
MOODY: Well, in the book we had Remus Lupin with us. But time presses and so Lupin can't have any lines in this movie.
HARRY: ... Really?
MOODY: Kid, we cut three-quarters of your best friend's lines. You're lucky there still is a Remus Lupin. Shall we go?

TONKS: My hair turns red when I'm sassy, Harry, look! Feeling any Oedipal yearnings?
HARRY: Er, no.
TONKS: Oh, but you will, my boy. You will.

THE ANCIENT AND MOST NOBLE TERRACED HOUSE OF BLACK: appears
HARRY: Wow! Oh my God! I can't believe i