basics;

Hair Color:
Brown.

Eye Color:
Blue

Height:
I think im short, im taller than some, shorter than others..yeah

Profession:
I try not to break things, or kill old people

Relationship Status:
Relationship with whom?

Religious Views:
Im christian, a sandal wearing unshaven christian thats way too easy going but yeah

favourites;


Favorite Color:
green

Favorite Car:
One with wheels, preferably american

Favorite Movie:
Love I Am Legend, im sorry but Will Smith is just too much win

Favorite Hobby:
Playing WoW /shunnnn

Favorite Song/Singer:
The Offspring, most of them

Favorite Book/Author:
The Souldrinkers Omnibus

Favorite School Subject:
I was good at english, i liked cooking XD

Favorite Vacation Destination:
Whereever, a vacation is about getting away from it,no?

Favorite Food:
Deep fried anything

Favorite Restaurant:
I dont tend to be allowed into restaurrants, im a scruffy monkey

Favorite Animal:
Wolves, and monkeys

Favorite Store:
trademe?

Favorite Celebrity:
Will Smith, hes win

Favorite Childhood Friend:
I had a childhood


Favorite Childhood Memory:
I had a childhood

Favorite Baby Name:
Does it matter? if i had a favourite baby name, all of my children would be of the wrong gender to use it

Favorite Person In Your Life:
The ones that exsist, sorry imaginary friends

Favorite Facebook Application :
Farmville /shame

this or that;

Chocolate or Vanilla:
Cookies and cream

Big Mac or Whopper:
Whopper.

Coke or Pepsi :
Coke.

Beer or Wine:
Neither, Vodka or burbon =P

Coffee or Tea:
Coffee

Apple Juice or O.J.:
Oj

Facebook or MySpace:
Facebook

Summer or Winter:
Summer kills my computer, but winter is cold, Autumn ftw!

Windows or Mac:
Windows

Cats or Dogs:
Dogs, or monkeys

Boxers or Briefs:
Boxers

Rain or Shine :
Shine if im working

Chips or Popcorn:
Both, in the same bowl

Salty or Sweet:
Salty i guess

Plane or Boat:
DIAF

Morning or Night:
Night

Movie or Play:
Movie

Walk or Drive:
Drive, im a fat pig

Money or Love:
I love money? Or i buy love:?

Breakfast or Dinner:
Same thing

Forgiveness or Revenge:
Revenge

Paint or Wallpaper:
Plain wood

House or Apartment:
House

do you;

Have Any Pets:
yes

Have Any Children:
No, thankfully

Smoke:
Nah

Drink:
A little.

Exercise:
Working is excersise.

Spend Your Life On Facebook:
Nup.

Play On A Sports Team:
Nah

Belong To Any Organizations:
YKC, NZKC woo

Love Your Job:
its a job

Like To Cook:
I cant cook, unless its deep fried, or in one pan

Play An Instrument:
Nup

Sing:
I sing along with my iPod, loudly. Badly

Dance:
Pssshh

Speak Multiple Languages:
Sorta

Ice Skate:
Naht

Swim:
Yeah, love swimming, shame im a pasty mofo

Paint:
Im less colour co-ordinated than some really badly colour-coordinated thing

Write:
My handwriting sucks, but i can write a good speel about nothing

Ski:
Nup

Juggle:
Watch me juggle this SINGLE BALL!

have you ever;

Stolen Anything:
Yes, i pickpocketed his pants

Been Drunk Before Noon:
Yes

Had Sex In A Public Place:
Naht

Got Caught Telling A Lie:
Yup, trying to BS my way out of trouble, it failed

Got A Speeding Ticket:
Not yet.

Been Arrested:
Been pulled up, talked to, but not arrested per say.

Littered:
The world is my urinal, not my rubish bin.

Fantasized About A Co-Worker:
I work with men, sooo, no.

Cheated On A Test:
Yup

Cheated In A Relationship:
Nup.

Failed A Class:
Lol, most of them in year 13

Screened Your Phone Calls:
Nope

Eaten Food Off The Floor:
Floor? No, Ground yes =p

Stuck Gum Under A Desk:
Ew, no

Wished You Were Someone Else:
Yeah, that time i ran into a BMW

Cried During A Movie:
Mebe >.>

Had A One Night Stand:
Naht

misc;

Describe Yourself In One Word:
Alive ^-^.

Biggest Fear:
Harumm....umm...There was this time i

WTF Geoffrey? Youve lost it.

Im sure thats what some of you are thinking, and youd be right. Im completely and utterly mad, just like the rest of you.

Now, why would the world benefit from hordes of undead mindlessly wandering the land, devouring any that they saw? Well, a number of reasons, which I shall outline for the more oblivious and less imaginative

Firstly, it would be to remove the so called "tough guy" mindset which 80% of the human population maintains. "Oh, Im not afraid of anything, I'd just pop them in the head BAM BAM BAM"
Yeah, sure buddy, then you just alerted half the city to your existence with those gunshots. How much ammo you got? 20? 30 rounds? How the hell you gonna take on half a million drooling corpses with that much. Corpses that are relentless, tireless and would scrape away at a wooden door for days until their mangled stumps for hands eventually broke through. Seriously, if you act like your tough, your most likely not. Real tough guys have fears, and they know what they are, Dont be a tool.

Secondly, The girly girl. Like a poster, nice to look at but worthless for anything else. Quite honestly, the general consensus has been pushing the popularity of the girly girl up and up. Sure, your pretty, ill give you that, but can you tie your own shoelaces? No, i dont care if you can tell me what colour laces would compliment my shoes, because that is pointless and not very useful for anything

A zombie invasion would also cull off the silly pro (insert random species) rights activists, and peace activists, and pretty much the rest of the scum in that grain of thought. Ok yes, cruelty to animals is just silly, like dragging a goat down the road behind a car, yes, its sick. But complaining cos the goat wasnt running free in the first place instead tethered to a shelter? Please, throw yourself to the zombie masses now, save them having to walk to parliament and devour you there as you protest Zombie Rights.

Those damn kids with the whips made from thier parents sheets, a personal pet peeve, but really, if your swinging one of your mothers sheets around your head just cos it sounds cool, I hope it flicks back and takes your eye out.

Oh, and Scientologists, but I shouldnt have to explain that one to anyone

/rantoff

A is for age:
18.

B is for beer of choice:
Lion Red.

C is for career:
Right now? or in like 60 years time?.

D is for favorite Drink:
Lift.

E is for essential item you use everyday:
Pants, cos in my pants its got wallet, keys phone, mp3 player etc XD.

F is for favorite song at the moment:
The Kids Arent Alright-: The Offspring.

G is for favourite game:
WoW.

H is for hometown:
Tuakau.

I is for instruments you play:
Guitar Heroic count.

J is for favorite juice?
Apple.

K is for kids?
With a good gravy.

L is for favourite lyrics?
Taking Over Me-: Evanessence.

M is for marriage?
One day.

N is for full name:
Geoffrey C. Gillon.

O is for overnight hospital stays:
Not yet, still trying.

P is for phobias:
Me scared? thats a funny one.

Q is for favourite quote:
"Ive never been so disappointed to see porn in my life"-: Sam Allen.

R is for biggest regret:
Breaking my hand.

S is for self confidence:
Yes? how do you answer that srsly.

T is for time you wake up:
Depends on the day.

U is for color underwear:
Blue and white.

V is for vegetable you love:
Cauliflower.

W is for worst habit:
Too many to choose from.

X is for x-rays you've had:
Hand.

Y is for yummy food you make:
5 Spice Mince, or Deep-fried meat sandwhich.

Z is for zodiac sign:
Cancer.