1. 2008 When we were drinking at some dudes house in glenfield and i woke up on some random road in ellerslie

2. Round 1 at mine when i was comered under the house and bolty comered under a tree

3. Newmans when i skulled too many and woke up on forrest hill golf course

4. Ashs 16th 2008 when we all got too fucked

5. Ashs 17th when we pulled buckies and i thought i was goona die

6. White rhino buckies in the morning and then me comering in english

7. Greenhith night when i went through 3 boxes and threw up like 18 times at the gas station and tryed to pay with my student id card

8. When bolty got 40 cans of double brown

9. Bongs in hillcrest after greenhith open party

10. Every other drunk time

It all began once upon a time when me ashley and chris randomly showed up to raphs on ybr night to get really wasted. From that day weve had too many stupid/awesome/insane times. starting from all the way back in janury 2008 when we went to ybr (uncle larry) with memories like snorting opulse and sleeping under the car Then we started to hang out heaps more, in the time when none of us had cars so we just did crack up things like walk home from taka door stepping people . A good memory when we didnt have cars was in 2008 at kerrys where he tryed to give us cocaine haha and on the way home kingston was pushing me in the trolley and drove me into the curb and i smashed my head hahahaha. The next memory i remember was that greenhith party where me raph sam ash and chris just gate crashed and got in then it ended and we thought david killed some guy hahaha. then we went to so many other parties like the one in glenfield where i almost got in a fight with some crips dude hahahaha. then the times of hitting taka and the quarry in summer and heaps of stupid shit. then on new years every1 fucked off so me and vlas hit rothesay bay and got too drunk lol! not long after that me and ash started hitting the buds really hard with heaps of memories like the night a jos where the garage door kept opening and we ate 2 loafes of toast hahaha. and when ash came over before school and we pulled white rhino buckies and i greened out in english hahaha. or the time on his 16th birthdday where we did a whole bag into buckies and i thought the grim reaper was gonna kill me hahaha. An even funnier time was me and him at infinity on salvia and then we went to town and we saw pelicans and polar beers runing down the road hahaha. and all those nights we went out with klee and derek and shit and boxed his car like island bay night hahaha. Then we got to a point were we got like 3 grand fines hahaha fuck. Or whatra bout all the rounds at my house drinking. round 1 with me combered under my garage and bolty under the tree hahaha. round 2 james locking me out of the house and we got snapped haha. round 3 with me derek lee and james stoned as hitting 28 bottles of piss. round 4 with me vahe james ash and ants stoned as a mofo and getting 6 pizzas haha. and of all rounds round 5 with me raph connor ash and 3 chicks and me and connor both doing chicks till 6am haha and i woke up with like purple hickies hahahaha. then we had heaps of crack up times at parties like the open greenhtith one where raph brought a 40 o of vodka nad got smoked then we got fined so we parked up and smoked a 30 and all got so fucked hahaha. or the whanagaporoa one where some dick tryed to take my drinks so i gave him and empty one hahaha. then weve had all those times where we went to town and i cruised with the drags and went up and down kay road abusing people haha. Even the time when i had to drive raphs mums car home without a license drunk hahaha and when i face planted the trolley haha. Or the devenport night when the riot squad came omg! Then all those hillarious times with chad and all the time like spencers bomfire were me and newman rolled a 20 joint and buzzed the fuck out. and the bonkers night were me chad pat jordy and james went aroubnd waking up teachers afterwards hahaha and the night at daniel newmans were i skulled too many drinks and woke up on forrest hill golf course hahahahaha! Weve had too many stupid times but thousands more to come. heres my top 10 fav / crack up memories

1. round 1 at mine combered under my garage
2. the first ever night at raphs
3. james and the german
4. daniels greenhith party with me throwing up at the gas station haha
5. Me and chris at toms doing 2 chicks at the same time on the same bad hahaha
6. all those times we door stepped people
7. all those times at school where i got egged on to abuse teachers
8. the night we went to otara at 1am and dragged some dude hahaha
9. devonport when the riot squad came and we came so c

From day one god lined us to up and probly said "these 2 are gonna be famous"....then at westlake when we were in miss toneis class and we used to get sent out every from period, every social studies period, every science period and just every fuckin period in general! Then every lunch time we used to have scraps in our group and i remeber we knocked tom out and we were sketching out him being concused.. but in the end it was like hahahah oh! then when we broke that dudes back.. omg... haha oh! then on the weekend when we used to go to gfield and bomb the place and try to get kicked out and then hit the mall and make fun of locals. Oh! then when we got that fat as guy to do a back flip and he did the biggest back flop haha.. then in 4th form`we were still getting kicked out of classes and smashing people at luch hahaha.. but we soon gave that up to smoke a shit load of bud until we got caught by some fat prefect and we thought it was just a joke.. his dad turned up to our board meeting in a tux ahahahaa oh and my dad turned up in jandals ahaha oh.. and i got to stay and he got kiked out... that sucked.... but in 5th from we used to reunite like good old times at the quarry and preform insanely nutty flips from a great height until i missed it and fell into the gorse hahahaha oh... then one day we got 40 cans of double brown and got real smashed at the quarry and both went home so smashed hahahaha oh... then one day my dad went on holiday and we had a ripper of a drinking session at mine where we drunk pure wiskey and like 5 beers and both comad at like 9 hahahaha oh then we both woke up at like 5am throwing up hahahaha... and all the times weve hung out at night like the time we drove around otara at 1am hahahaha oh... then it was time for drinking session round 2 at mine and we both got so drunk we got locked out of my house hahahaha oh. then my dad came home like wholey shit! haha and then going to kfc and buying 1 50 peice bucket and eating like 3 and giving to chris hahahaha oh... then when we went to the warriors and made fun of all the dodey darkies hahahaha oh! theres too many stories and a fuk load more to come