1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Thought I'd try too...

F : You are dead sexy.
L : Everyone loves you
I : You Are Great in bed.
C : You are really silly
K : You're wild and crazy.

..or..

F : You are dead sexy.
E : Damn good kisser.
L : Everyone loves you
I : You Are Great in bed.
C : You are really silly
I : You Are Great in bed.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
Y : Best g/f b/f anyone could ever ask for.

all good ones, and NO references to drinking!



A : You like to drink
B : Everyone wants you
C : You are really silly
D : You like to drink.
E : Damn good kisser.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and looks.
I : You Are Great in bed.
J : People Adore yOU
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Everyone loves you
M : best kisser ever.
N: You like to drink.
O: awesome kisser.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Fuckin crazy.
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V: You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : Best g/f b/f anyone could ever ask for.
Z : Always ready

HOW MANY HUTT VALLEY SCHOOL STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB
DONT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY LOL I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNI

Upper Hutt - Six. One to change it but only after the other five have found an interpreter to translate the English instructions.

Heretaunga - None. That place looks better in the dark.

HIBS - None. There to busy trying to plug up Chiltons holes.

St Pats Stream - Four. One to change the bulb, three to count how many times he mentions rugby and f^$%king someones mother.

Taita - Six. Four to break into the store, one to steal the globe and one to install it.

Naenae - None. Everyone is either suspended or bunking (including the teachers).

Hutt Valley High - Two. One to change the bulb and one to figure out how to get high off the old one.

Chilton St James - One. She'll put through a call to maintenance staff and wait because there's no way she's going to do manual labour.

St Orans - Five. One to change it, two to make sure her hair ribbons are still in place and another two to tell her that her that she looks cool at all times.

Sacred Heart - None. pregnant women shouldnt attempt dangerous task.

St Bernards - None. They can't afford electricity.

Wainuiomata - Ten. One to change the bulb. One to call their dealer and eight to have a session why they wait.

Raphael House Rudolph Steiner - No, look, orange! Stop trying to impose your stupid majoritarian lightbulb dogma on me, you fascist!