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Ally Graham

All aboard the orange and white Vengabus!!

6/6/09 | me too! | Reply

Ally Graham
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  • Male, 34, Luv 194
  • from Shetland
  • I am Single
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  • Last active: 2/3/11
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." George Best.

"They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job." Brian Clough.

Apparently there is no evolution - just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris allows to live?

Pedla with top hat and tails, the stuff dreams were made of.

Good old Bill McGhee, a throwback to the Cosby Show!

Speculation is rife that some Bebo users are getting others to write their comments - you know who you are...

Missing all my absent Glasgow/Edinburgh friends tons, hopefully see you all soon
The Other Half Of Me
Nikki Chambers

Nikki Chambers

Guapa!!

Music
The Stone Roses, Ian Brown, Kasabian, The Charlatans, Foals, Hadouken, Cage The Elephant, Arctic Monkeys, Pigeon Detectives, The Strokes, Primal Scream, Black Grape, Happy Mondays, Oasis, The Seahorses, The Verve, Richard Ashcroft, The La's, Gomez, Ocean Colour Scene, New Order, Cast, Kula Shaker, The Zutons, BRMC, Kings Of Leon, Infadels, The Hives, Rage Against The Machine, Jamie T, Calvin Harris, Simple Kid, Devendra Banhart, Love Is All, Royksopp, Morcheeba, The Streets, Hot Chip, CSS, The Rapture, Mylo, Chemical Bros, Underworld, Groove Armada, Fatboy Slim, Daft Punk, Justice, Simian Mobile Disco, The Rapture, Radio 4, Le Tigre, Death In Vegas, Utah Saints, DJ Shadow, Jeff Mills, Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip, Leftfield, Air, Nightmares On Wax, St Germain, The Beach Boys, The Bee-Gee's, Diana Ross, Stevie Wonder, James Brown, Jimi Hendrix, Neil Young, Bob Marley, The Clash, The Sex Pistols, The Undertones, The Rolling Stones, T Rex, Young MC, Jurassic 5, Blackalicious
Films
Withnail & I, American Beauty, The Big Lebowski, Oceans Eleven, Meet The Parents, Naked Gun, Memento, The Matrix, Existenz, Irreversible, Mulholland Drive, 1408, The Ring, Disturbia, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Hostel, Wolf Creek, I Am Legend, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Lucky Number Slevin, Human Traffic, Lock Stock And 2 Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Smoking Aces, The Lost Boys, 300, Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings, Spiderman 3 etc.
Sports
Play football for the mighty Lerwick Spurs and a big big Man Utd fan. Me & Kelv got hold of some slightly overpriced tickets for the Chelsea game at Old Trafford, best day ever! Lovin darts too, big fan of Ronnie Baxter, Steve Beaton, John Part and Raymond Van Barneveld.
Favourite words
Zenith, eulogise, mogul, perish, farce, matinee, briefs, jettison, hampered, debacle, moniker, mooted, moot, tempo, bureau, umbrage, salubrious, tariff, remonstrate, mongrel, risque, chronic, penultimate, embossed, boffin, tempestuous, plethora, delicacy, gourmet, flex, voluptuous, lubbard, bulbous, cantankerous, rendezvous, liason, extravaganza, plump, garment, randy, fiasco, bespectacled, augur, raconteur, besmirch, audacity, trout, ramification, shambolic, kindred, chamois, oxymoron, stealthy, crux, kudos, brine, bloke, topography, stramash, inscrutible, skirmish, lurid, vestibule, docket, jeopardy
Favourite things
Sunny, boozy Saturdays with the lads, beef olives, champions league, when Spurs win, when you realise you actually have a day off a few seconds after your alarm goes off, relaxing, bean bags, 24, Lost, Sky Plus, Rakers Lounge, Thundercats, Piggy, armadillo's, paloni, scotch eggs, Cell block H, Yo Yo biscuits, Mouats stories, otters, the way americans call mobiles cell phones, Man Utd, justified arrogance, kabadi, Oreo's, hyperactive Kelv at festivals, Jim Beam, Spurs, darts, Gayle Henrys "Todays Twats", Revista De La Liga, the many tales of Nerris, crunchies, Rakers football questions, when Pat looks like Stuart Pearce or Harry Redknapp depending on how long he's been up, KP Worcester Sauce crisps, Tunnocks snowballs
Worst things
People with poor music taste, generally shit guys with shit banter, prejudice of any kind including lame blind hatred between scots and english, Grampian tv productions of any kind, Robbie Williams, useless chit chat with people i dont really know, eg "what are you doing with yourself now?", tomatoes, cd's that jump, when i sometimes look like Alex Ferguson on Sundays, Heartbeat starring Nick Berry, shit parties, not hearing what someone is saying repeatedly forcing me to try and bluff an answer, general greyness, drizzle, Hollyoaks, all Dougie Donnellys shit furniture adverts, tomato sauce, horrible American Nu Metalish bands - all shit, scumbags, tea, coffee, indecision, people who say they are wacky or crazy, Chelsea, unjustified arrogance, wrestling, the old firm, David Sneddon, Garth Crooks, Roy "Chubby" Brown - worst ever
Heroes
All my mates first and foremost. Other than that there's Roy Keane, Paul Scholes, Alex Ferguson, Paul Gascoigne, Cristiano Ronaldo, Diego Maradona, Boris Becker, Jimmy White, Ronnie O Sullivan, Tony Drago, Alain Robidoux, Raymond Van Barneveld, John Part, Ronnie Baxter, Steve Beaton, Robert Wagner, Ian Brown, John Squire, Reni, Mani, Bobby Gillespie, Richard Ashcroft, Larry David, Russell Brand, Raymond Burr, Bill Cosby, Chuck Norris, Leslie Neilsen, Jeff Goldblum, James Woods, Michael Douglas, Danny Dyer, Bob Monkhouse, James Richardson, Paddy Crerand, Gabrielle Marcotti, Guilleme Ballague, Graham Hunter, Mark Bolton, Jeff Stelling, John Inverdale, Patrick Barclay, Helen Mirren, Tommo, Piggy and Kevin Rennie.

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    • Peter Kay - Truths


      1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

      2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

      3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

      4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

      5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

      6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

      7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

      8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

      10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

      11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

      12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

      13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

      14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

      15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

      16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

      17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

      18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

      19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

      20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

      21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

      22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

      23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

      24) You never ever run out of salt.

      25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.

      26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

      27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

      28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

      29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has
      had their arm broken by a swan.

      30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

      31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.

      32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

      33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

      34) Bricks are horrible to carry.

      35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip

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    • Annoying things

      14 annoyin things....but we all do dem!

      1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the
      time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is
      yours? Do I point at my Crotch when I ask where the toilet
      is?

      2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search
      the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to
      walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

      3. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and
      eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't
      eat it?

      4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
      course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after
      you've found it?

      5. When people say while watching a film "did you see
      that?". No dipstick, I paid a tenner to come to the cinema and
      stare at the fucking floor.

      6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't
      really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

      7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If
      it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If
      it's an improvement, then there must have had something wrong with it
      before

      8. When people say, "life is short". What the fuck? Life is
      the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can
      you do that's longer?

      9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has
      the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here
      , Knob head?

      10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they
      used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears, Wellington
      boots?

      11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that
      nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

      12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks
      that's an image I really didn't need.

      13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if
      you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are
      ordering... It has to be a McChicken Burger; just a Chicken
      Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it
      in your McEyes you McFucking Mcdumbass.<--love it

      14. When you're involved in a accident and someone asks 'are
      you all right?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my leg

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    • Work


      Most people do not realise that work did not exist until 1986 when Ally Graham invented it after an extremley taxing day hoovering and dusting his china pig collection. It was so taxing Ally invented a new word called work for the strange sensation he felt. Since then it has spread across the globe and earned Ally thousands of pence in royalties, makeing him immune from the monster he spawned the wistful day as he polished up Gertrude the pig. How ironic.

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    • Consuela Carron

      They are giving away mac book air's http://is.gd/TjuuvL

      8/13/11 via Mobile
    • Garry Robertson
      Garry Robertson

      I scored $428 in my spare time being online! I got it from - http://goo.gl/aShes Dont say I never help anyone!

      11/20/10
    • Ingrid Sharp
      Ingrid Sharp

      how come you didnt add me on twitter? http://goo.gl/pDbQG I thought we were gonna hook up?

      11/20/10
    • Stephanie Jamieson
      luv Stephanie Jamieson

      i can't wait and denis birthday this weekend and and 21st next month on fifth of january can't for that

      12/16/09 via Mobile
    • Stephanie Jamieson
      luv Stephanie Jamieson

      hi ally how are you i havent seen you in awhile n whit news wi de

      12/15/09
    • Lewis Kay

      Ali STAIR! Madferit this wknd mate?? gonna be supoib, u playin in this game fri for scotts bday as wel as bouncin round like a highly disturbed chimpanzee on sat?

      10/28/09
    • Sam-J-Ward
      Sam-J-Ward

      Yea mate think ill hit a few pints this weekend, so i will give u a shout on saturday, might be a few international games on in the pubs aswell!

      10/8/09
    • Martyn Jamieson
      Martyn Jamieson

      Nah nah, I'm nae Denis when it comes to dancing. :D Ken its a bloody nightmare n bein in da hospital is weird. No b oot boozing it up for a lang, lang time efter dis I doubt... Lesson learned da hard wye.

      10/7/09 via Mobile
    • Sam-J-Ward
      Sam-J-Ward

      Ye make sure you get in touch nearer the time! Erm maybe a few drinks, what u thinking?

      10/7/09
    • Martyn Jamieson
      Martyn Jamieson

      Broken the bone beside me ankle n torn ligaments am in da hospital in ward 1 awaiting a sodding operation bt no til thursday or friday. christ aa dis shite for wan peerie slip.

      10/7/09 via Mobile
    • Sam-J-Ward
      Sam-J-Ward

      Awryt sound. Oh well that means definately out! Be a good laugh, U got anything planned or just out for drinks?

      10/6/09
    • Sam-J-Ward
      Sam-J-Ward

      Weekend was brilliant. Ye posers has been no bad of late, any word on when our training is starting up? Any plans for this weekend, definately out the following!

      10/5/09
    • Martyn Jamieson
      Martyn Jamieson

      I dunna ken for sure if its broken yet or nt bt am on crutches its whore a sore i wis jst goin tae leave posers n slipped came down on me ankle felt fuck aa at da time bt fuck me did I feel it afterward, managed tae hobble hame oot o da taxi ysterday morning bt wis in agony da whole day ysterday goin tae A n E wis a nightmare the pain o tryin tae get in n oot a car wis hellish. still am today. Aff wark for da wk.

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    • Sam-J-Ward
      Sam-J-Ward

      Howz tricks this week? You doin much comes the weekend?

      9/30/09
    • Chops
      Chops

      Amsterdam! oh yea id be up for that, keep me up to date with progress lad. Cheers

      9/13/09
    • Chops
      Chops

      Butterworth!! Ally G thunder strike seals cup victory for the milk bags!! Fekin loves it get in there old bean. Dates for your world tour of the mainland yet chief? come on otherwise i need to visit the rock however i am scheduled in for Christmas. lets get away for new year any ideas?

      9/11/09
    • Lewis Kay

      Ha ha ha superb! Totally chuffed 4 him:)

      9/8/09
    • Lewis Kay

      HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! Very very boozy! Another quality wknd 2 tick off my boy ha ha :D Wish i could o seen WATTs goal tho. Finished up bout 1 monday morn, works been a struggle so far this wk...bak 2normal 2moro (hopefully!)

      9/8/09
    • Sam-J-Ward
      Sam-J-Ward

      Ye i myt just have 2 then! See how im feeling at the end of the week but sounds a good call.

      9/7/09
    • Sam-J-Ward
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      Haha that was so funny, the best thing that happened all wkend...u out next wkend?

      9/6/09