"My bacon is fried"- Nicola

"What a fine dash they cut"-Mrs Logan at the fashion show.

"This lovely trouser is simply stunning."-Mrs Logan.

"What flies and wobbles?" "It's Libby!!!"- Catherine, referring to Libby driving past in the car.

"I used to think spongebob lived in an omelette."- me.
"Why? Everyone knows it's a pasta."- Nicola.

"I don't really believe in planets. I'm open minded about that sort of stuff."-Suzie.

"I think she was a bubble of decorous excitement there."- Caters.

"Bats aren't real, are they? I thought they were just black butterflies. Do they have mouths and eyes?"- Suzie.

"Mortification."-Sarah and I.

"I have never flirted with anyone on purpose in my life."- Elise.

"I think someone crapped in my coffee."- Me to random guy serving at coffee bar.

"Domestic viowence. Everybody hurts.
UGLY. SCARFACE. IT."- Psycho public speaker.

"Leaning tower of Pisa. What?"- Sarah.

"Virgil's like the ocean. We are skimming the surface. We are riding on the waves of poetry."-Mrs Bredin.

"It's not like I'm an afro-caribbean one-legged lesbian dwarf poet."-Miss Miller.

"It's a roll, roll
Triangular granary ro-ol
It's got the power to know
It's indestructable
Always believe in the
ROLL."- "Ode to a roll" by Caters and I.

"No way john."- Caters and I.

"Clicking turns us on."- Sarah.

"Hopefully at some point in my life I'll manage to attract someone other than a three timing sleazebag."-Me.

"Did he land in gorse or something?"-Caters.
"I don't know. Where is that country?"-Me

*Disney characters we used to fancy...
"Dimitri, aladdin...."-Whole group
"What about simba?"-Sarah

"Lock up your pets, Sarah's on the loose."-Caters.

"Girls, we actually closed ages ago."- Woman in Mauds to me and Nikki, who were sitting away eating our ice-cream.

"There isn't caffeine in coffee."-Suzie.

"Poultry confuses me."-Nicola

"Haha mel, imagine having seven boyfriends..."-Caters.
"That reminds me...we were talking about what owls eat in biology."-Choeun.

"My formal dress is sort of runched."-Me
"RUNCHED? Do you mean rouched?"-Caters.

"Are bulls spanish?"-Suzie

"I don't believe that cows can't be male."-Suzie.

" 'Mayte'. That's a weird surname."-Caters

"I can't see Grease because of that woman."-Me
"Just slap her on the face and say 'move, bitch.'"-Nicola

"There's a town on your coat."-Me and Caters.

"Nicola, you look different today."-Me
"Yeah, you look nice."-Caters

"THE BIN JUICE JUST LEAKED DOWN MY TIGHTS."- Sarah
"Crap, well i don't want to hold it."-Me
"It leaked on me so you can carry it."-Sarah
"I think i'll just kick the bin down the corridor, it's okay."- Me

"If you put your arm in boiling water, would your skin melt?"-Sarah

"Are dried apricots basically an orange?"-Suzie.

"I love cheese on wheaten scones."-Caters
"YOU ABSOLUTE DOG."- Sarah.

"There aren't enough flavours of crisps in northern ireland."-Choeun.

"Are turkeys chickens' brothers?"-Suzie

"I'm not a salady person..."-me
"It's because meat prices in n.ireland are lower than in Korea."-Choeun

"Don't mock me, but I fancy Simon Cowell."-Sarah

"This is so weird...someone put bluetac boobs on my penguin. It's not really Nikki's sense of humour."-Sarah
*Dies of laughter* " Flip, who would ever think of doing that?"
"I seriously have no idea."-Sarah.

"You know Catherine can rap all of flip reverse by Blazing Squad."- Me
"Woah. Impressive."-Sarah.

"Shut up. I'll wave my banana at you."-Caters.

"Just say to him, 'are your pears still hard'?"-Nicola

'Does a chicken not have four legs?"-Sarah

"This could be the last time you see me with a head."-Caters

"Is ribena one of your five portions a day?"-Sarah

" 'air goes everywhere. flippin' lipstick."- x factor chavs.

"AMY!!! AMY!!!!! Crap, that girl isn't Amy."-Sarah in the odyssey.

Do you have any pets?
Yeah, good old norman the immortal goldfish.

What color of shirt are you wearing?
black..it's more of a jumper than a skirt tbh

Name three things that are physically close to you:
a pen, letter from Queen's, candle.

What is the last book you read?
Adrian Mole for junior book club, eyo.

Are you or were you a good student?
I think i am, yes.

What's your favorite sport?
typing?

Do you enjoy sleeping late?
lol no because i need at least 7 hours sleep to fully function..

What's the weather like right now?
absolutely freezing. like my hands are blue right now.

Who tells the best jokes?
i don't know, i find other things funnier than jokes which sounds weird but u know what i mean.

What was the last thing you dreamed about?
gosh i cant even remember...i did dream about somethin weird recently, but no, it's gone. tough on you.

Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
i wish, and no because i dont drive.

Do you believe in karma?
no.

Do you believe in luck?
non

Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?
scrambled.

Do you collect anything? If so, what?
no, but i do keep a memory box of lots of little things.

Are you proud of yourself?
emm not particularly, no.

Are you reliable?
yeah i think so.

Have you ever given money to a bum?
yes.

What's your favorite food?
chocolate or anything that resembles it.

Have you ever had a secret admirer?
i dunno, maybe i do, but it's a secret, duh.

Do you like the smell of gasoline?
i quite like the smell of petrol.

Do u like to draw?
yeah actually, i just dont do it very often cus i never have the time

What's your favorite invention?
the computer.

Is your room messy?
extremely, it's hard to see the floor atm.

What do you like better: oranges or apples?
both- they have their own qualities.

Do you give in easily?
according to sarah, yes lol.

Are you a good guesser?
Yeah i think so.

Can you read other people's expressions?
yeah im quite observant when it comes to other people

Are you a bully?
no, i hope not.

Do you have a job?
no, thank goodness. but not really, cus im poor atm

What time did you wake up this morning?
6.45 then fell back to sleep until 7.20 oops.

What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
shreddies, and then i felt v. ill

When was the last time you showered?
last night or this morning i think.

What do you plan on doing tomorrow?
getting my hair cut, shopping. eugh.

What's your favorite day of the week and why?
The weekend, baby.

Do you have any nicknames?
a few, mainly mel and mezza.

Have you ever been scuba diving?
no, id like to, apart from the fact that id probably drown or get eaten my some aquatic creature.

What's your least favorite color?
brown probably.

Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?
hmmm no.

Would you ever go skydiving?
i would probably die, but it's a nice idea.

What toothpaste do you use?
can't remember, i think it's colgate

Do you enjoy challenges?
yeah, im quite competitive, just not in sport.

What's the worst injury you have had?
i dont move enough to get hurt, lol

What's the last movie you saw?
the holiday i think...

What do you want to know about the future?
when i will get married.

What does your last text message say?
em dunno where my phone is but it was from sarah telling me her whole address.

Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?
my dad.

What's your favorite school subject?
spanish, without a doubt.

What's your least favorite school subject?
english lit probably....

Would you rather have money or love?
love definitely.

What is your dream vacation?
i dunno actually, there are many places i want to see.

What is your favorite animal?
i like dolphins, and zebras...oh and giraffes.

Do you miss anyone right now?
i always miss

Si pudiera vivir nuevamente mi vida,
en la próxima trataría de cometer más errores.
No intentaría ser tan perfecto, me relajaría más.
Sería más tonto de lo que he sido,
de hecho tomaría muy pocas cosas con seriedad.
Sería menos higiénico.
Correría más riesgos,
haría más viajes,
contemplaría más atardeceres,
subiría más montañas, nadaría más ríos.
Iría a más lugares adonde nunca he ido,
comería más helados y menos habas,
tendría más problemas reales y menos imaginarios.

Yo fui una de esas personas que vivió sensata
y prolíficamente cada minuto de su vida;
claro que tuve momentos de alegría.
Pero si pudiera volver atrás trataría
de tener solamente buenos momentos.

Por si no lo saben, de eso está hecha la vida,
sólo de momentos; no te pierdas el ahora.

Yo era uno de esos que nunca
iban a ninguna parte sin un termómetro,
una bolsa de agua caliente,
un paraguas y un paracaídas;
si pudiera volver a vivir, viajaría más liviano.

Si pudiera volver a vivir
comenzaría a andar descalzo a principios
de la primavera
y seguiría descalzo hasta concluir el otoño.
Daría más vueltas en calesita,
contemplaría más amaneceres,
y jugaría con más niños,
si tuviera otra vez vida por delante.

Pero ya ven, tengo 85 años...
y sé que me estoy muriendo.