Soulja Boy ...
Another half-assed rapper from the south who only seems to rap about Bapes or getting crunk. Sadly, his newest song "Crank Dat" has seemed to garner the attention of almost every 16-17 year old teenage girl. He is the perfect example of the typical southern snap crap.

Look at his lyrics:

"soulja boy up in dis ho
watch me crank and watch me roll
watch me crank dat soulja boy den supaman dat ho
now watch me
YUUUUUUU
crank dat soulja boy
YUUUUUUU
crank dat soulja boy
YUUUUUUU
crank dat soulja boy
YUUUUUUU"

Sadly, This is the new hip-hop...
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sketchy....
1) someone or something that just isnt right.
2) the feeling you get the morning after usuing a lot of drugs, most commonly associated with extacy.
3) something unsafe
4) someone or something that gives off a bad feeling
i dunno, his story sounds kind of sketchy
i cant come in to work today, im sketchy
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Shituation....
1: a bad situation, 2.: a dramatic, usually negative happening resulting in utter shit in one's life.
Having George W in office sure is a shituation for da nation.
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smack ...
Heroin. Most frequently used in the 60s.
When the smack begins to flow, I really don't care anymore...
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Saint Patrick's Day...
one of the better holidays, where people who aren't even irish pretend to be, and everyone gets drunk.
On Saint Patrick's Day, we all wore green hats and drank whiskey
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shiznit...
More "urbanized" form of the shit. Basically means really, really good. Other versions include:hella cool,tight, the best.
Damn Tony! Your new ride is the shiznit! Lemme borrow it to drive by Mya's.
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Cracker........
Originally the white slave driver because he would "crack" the whip, hence the noun cracker.
Yo homey pick the cotton faster cuz here comes ole Mr.Cracker with his whip!
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chav .......
Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/1 walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.
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Cougar ...........
An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.
That cougar I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more.
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crunk....
its a mixture of the word crazy and drunk
i wanna go to a party and get crunk
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COOKIE monster.....
A furry blue monster from Sesame Street who takes out his sexual frustration on baked goods.
Me want COOKIE!
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combat nap......
That 5 - 10 minute nap that you have to take when your body is completely exhausted and your mind is over stressed. Happens if you want it or not, and you usually wake up feeling like you've had a full night's rest.
Joe pulled watch on my post so I could grab a combat nap.
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cornholio.....
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THE LINGO! NO MAN, YEAH?

SAVAGE: That is good. Usually shouted.

SLUR: That is not good. Is an abbreviation of "slurry".

LURK: A person with below average intelligence and social skills.

FIEND: A person of questionable character and morals.

SHAPEY FIEND: A young man wearing a celtic jersey and driving a honda civic.

SCOBE: A young man wearing a celtic jersey who is keying a honda civic.

SCUMMER: A young man wearing a celtic jersey who is stealing a honda civic.

TACK: 1. Stuff, usually food. eg. "That's good tack" means "This food is delicious".
2. Marijuana.

BATTERED: 1. Beaten up. eg. "I got battered in the Queens last night".
2. Extremely drunk. eg. " I got battered in the Queens last night".

JUNIOR BOX: This phrase is used when you see an attractive young lady in a pub but she may be underage. eg. "Your one's awful hot, but I think she's junior-box". Can be shortened to "J.B."

B'YOUR: An attractive member of the opposite sex. No one is sure how it's spelt.

GACK: Disgusting eg. "That taco chip I had last night was gack".

WRETCH: Somebody who is physically and socially lacking.

FACT OF GOD: Something that might not necessarily be true. Often used when conversing while under the influence of alcohol.

KID: 1.An affectionate term for a friend eg. "How's the kid?"
2. A baby goat.

MUCK SAVAGE: 1. A person from out the country. Similar to BAGLE.
2. An extremely large gentleman who's pint you wouldn't even dream of spilling.

FEEK: See B'JOUR.

DECENT: Pronounced DAAAAAAAY-SENT! That is good.

LETHAL: That is very, very good!

SHADES: The Gardai Siochana.

SCATTER: Usually shouted. Means to run away in different directions. Very quickly! eg. Shit man, it's the shades! Everyboby scatter!!!!

FREAKED: Extremely displeased with a situation or series of events eg. "Some scobe keyed my Civic! I'm Freaked!!!!!"

FRIED: Similar to FREAKED but more "professional". If you were under alot of stress due to work/school/college you would describe yourself as "FRIED".

SERIOUS: Pronounced SEEEEEEERYUUUUSSSS! Anything that's physically draining eg. "I'd a serious feed of pints last night!"

SWAMP DONKEY: An unattractive person, usually female.

MOG: See above.

KICKED: Very ugly, eg. That fella's kicked.

LAMPIN': Drinking. eg. "I was lampin pints last night" means " i consumed a vast quantity of alcohol last night".

STEAMER: Somebody who is over-reacting to something, Hysterical.

GOWLIN': Hanging around, up to no good.

BAGLE: Somebody from the country.

SLURK: Combination of SLUR AND LURK.

WAH!: An expression to indicate that you are laughing at somebody's expense. For example, if someone was to say "I fell down the stairs in Knox's last night and broke my leg" your response would be "WAH!"

GEE-BAG: A fool, an idiot. Is more severe than "lurk". Please note that adding bag to the end of many body parts is the basis for an insult in Ennis eg. TIT-BAG, ARSE-BAG.

THE FOLLOWING WORDS MEAN "DRUNK":
Arseholed, Gee-Eyed, Scalded, Blocked, Circling over Shannon (In honour of Boris Yeltsin's "visit" to Shannon in 1994), Shit-Faced, Paralytic, Bollocksed etc.

DISCLAIMER:
WE DON'T CLAIM THAT ALL THESE WORDS ORIGIONATED IN ENNIS. HOWEVER THEY ALL ARE IN COMMON USAGE IN THE TOWN

Chuck Norris facts

When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

Chuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin.

Chuck Norris invented the apple.

Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.

Chuck Norris does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you.

Chuck Norris does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up.

Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.

If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!

Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.

Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.

Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.

P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet.

Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.

Chuck Norris' paradise is war.

Chuck Norris is capable of photosynthesis.

Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.

Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.

Chuck Norris can lick his own elbows. At the same time.

Chuck Norris can kick start a car.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris wrote an autobiography....it was just a list of everyone he has killed.

Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.

Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.

As seen in Sidekicks, Chuck Norris can climb a rope with one hand, and one hand only.

Chuck Norris does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.

Chuck Norris can MAKE water run uphill.

Chuck Norris can hold Puff Daddy down.

The moon is actually a comet that was once on course to hit earth... then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it into orbit.

Chuck Norris can strike a match on a bar of soap.

Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.

The only reason the color pink still exists is because Chuck Norris is color blind.

Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of Urban Legends, he is an Urban Legend.

Chuck Norris once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun dried tomato. He shot a 54.

On the Asian market, Chuck Norris' urine is worth $400 per fluid ounce.

See spot. See spot run. See spot get round house kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.

Niagra Falls is the result of one of Chuck's legendary cannon balls.

Chuck Norris sneezes electricity.

Chuck Norris performs colonoscopies on himself.

If you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.

Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.

You know he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle.

Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off.

Contrary to popular belief the Lottery numbers are not random. They are just the number of people Chuck Norris killed that given day.

Chuck norris invented the corndog.

The agent of Chuck Norris asked Chuck if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. Chuck Norris' agent has been missing for almost 2 years now. Never ask Chuck Norris to be in a gay cowboy movie.

Chuck Norris IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

Chuck Norris understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

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