Richard Ng
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- Back to listening to my old favourites. J-pop gets very tiring, very quickly. But at least you can laugh at the horrible English
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I got very drunk last night
20.9.08 Please post stuff here if you remember stuff I did, cos I ceertainly don't...13 commenti 432 giorni
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Tropic Thunder Was Shit
Nah, only messing
Although this film seriously had some living up to the hype to do, it managed pretty well. From the opening scene, in which every single hollywood action movie stereotype is barbed perfectly, to the end with Tom Cruise proving that not only is he a crazy sonofabitch; he's a hilarious crazy sonofabitch, the film kept a grin on my face.
Oh, and this is one film you don't want to be even slightly late for, for fear of missing the fake trailers featuring each of the "stars" of Tropic Thunder. Kirk Lazarus in Satan's Alley being the best IMO.
The leads work well, Ben Stiller doing his normal gormless nurk thing (hey, if it ain't broke...) Jack Black is fat and funny as always and the revived Robert Downey Jr continues his winning streak of films with his role as an overdone method actor who "doesn't get out of character until he's done a DVD commentary". He also has probably the best lines in the movie. I won't spoil it for anyone though, that'd be shite...
Aside from the performances, the film has enough funsplosions and fungore to keep your inner 12 year old amused. Drug dealer tents get blown sky high, bridges immolate, trucks do aerial pirouettes: it's like an extended episode of the A-Team with extra curry sauce.
And Steve Coogan explodes. Just like I wish he would in real life.
Down points are few. The film does take a little time to get in gear: at the start some of the jokes miss the mark, and the plot feels a tad contrived but this is better than a film which starts off well, then buttfucks you at the end (see In Bruges
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But any little quibbles I have are instantly silenced when I remember the bit where Steve Coogan explodes. I'm not even sure why I dislike the man so much, maybe it was those ads he did for E4 where he had no trousers on. Bell-end...
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Prebound:noun A person who undertakes a relationship with in lieu of being unable ti attain the true object of their affection.
"Joe fancied Sarah before he got with Ruth....so when he eventually did get with Sarah, that made her his Prebound girl"
"A face like Janet Jackson's nipple at the Superbowl":adjective To display an expression which incurs dissatisfaction, dislike, or disapproval.</i>
Alrigh' Darlin': interjection Used to express a greeting, (Spoken in a Cockney London accent)
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Dull slash very dull: Adjective
A person/place/event that induces boredom, is tedious or uninteresting
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Eugh...Vomi': interjection Used as an expression of distaste/abhorrence to an unsavoury proposal/sight/person (Spoken with a inner city Dublin accent)
"I'm up at 7 tomorrow, eugh...vomi'!"
Facial Real Estate" Adjective When one's face exceeds the amount of space necessary for their facial features.
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Funzies: adjective 1.Used as an exclamation of pleasure, approval, elation; Of or pertaining to fun.
"Lets go have a picnic.....Ooh Funzies!""
2. A sarcastic response to an activity that sounds bereft of entertainment value.
"I have to write an essay titled 'Testaments of Doomed Youth: Gender in Poetry and Autobiography of the First World War'" "Oooh, funsies."
"Mad as a box of bulbs/hats/ Mad as a bus stop"adjective Having an unusual, unexpected, or random quality, behavioral pattern.
Mancrush/Ladycrush: verb An intense infatuation/admiration that one man/woman has on another in an exclusively heterosexual manner.
"Dave's got a right mancrush on Jeff Buckley."
"I've got a real Ladycrush on Nigella Lawson"
Studyguilt: noun A feeling of remorse for not studying adequately.
If I go to the pub tonight I'll get Studyguilt.
Thrifty Dyke/Thriftbag: adjective An individual baring lesbian-like frugality.
"She bought her debs dress in Oxfam? The thrifty dyke!"
To give face: verb To possess facial features which arouse interest.
Sophie Ellis Bexter gives great face!
Uggo: adjective Very unattractive or unpleasant to look at; aesthetically displeasing.
"She might have all the makeup artists in the world working on her these days but back during her Eurovision days Celine Dion was a right uggo"
Yummers: Interjection 1. An exclamation of gastronomic delight following an experience with a satisfactory foodstuff.
"What's for dinner?" "Mac and Cheese" "Ooh, yummers!"
2. A sarcastic expression in response to an unsavoury sight or act. (Sometimes abbreviated to simply yum)
"Then she took a shit in my mouth" "Yummers."0 commenti 540 giorni
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Yeah, thanks for reading! Declining readership or not, I'll still keep writing! And you can get me on facebook too! How are you? Are you still in Japan?
Go away???...WHY? What did I do?
Hiya! Ok, Im in the finals for the dress giveaway and your vote is REALLY important to me. PLEASE go to my top friends, then go ito Arielle's and got to the 'Dress Giveaway March Final!'...and PLEASE vote for ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU! You have to do this ASAP...
conichiwa my friend. hows japan goin. when d feck u back lad??? i'll be in ireland dis summer lad!!!!!
Hi Richie!!! Could I ask you to vote for me in the semi final dress giveaway competetion please. Go my top friends on my page, go to Arielle's and go to 'Dress Giveaway March Semifinal 1!'...and PLEASE VOTE FOR ME TO GO TO THE FINALS AND WIN A NEW DRESS!!!!!!!! Thank you so much!!! Voting finished on FRIDAY!
stop watchin the same anime as me z0mg >:[ lol jk how was japan : D
No, was just there for a week. I was in The place like ten hours when i pulled my first "hey Im walking here!!". Hows Japanland?
Dog Solgers is AWESOME. They Think Its All Over? It Is Now...
Ha two episodes of filler.....biggest load of gay! Anyways, hows u getting on?
http://file046a.bebo.com/0/original/...
yes i have left.. lots of reasons. ill tell u when u return. when are u comin back anyway??? im drunk
whats cracking richie! How goes Japan. U been catching up on the shittyness that has become bleach (anime only)???
Oh and nice profile pic....it really brings out ur eyes!
Hey... You're mean! Go bomb pearl harbor! Green santa would encourage me to wonder if I'm colourblind, rather than to recycle more. Rich? Pah! I've about another ten years or so of work experience/ study before I get to any sorta decent money... Gonna mooch off the parents!
Get your address yet Richard? Need to send on the present!
Hows everything?
oh well... how goes it these days?
No longer the subject of jokes? Yeah roysh, I'm stuck with the stigma of temporary homelessness forever!
Not christmassy? Iw oulda expected the japanese to have some sort of really cool robo-santa cultural thing going on, way to shatter my illusions!
Ah nothing particularly wonderful happening. Unless ya count being busy as fuck and working balls to the wall pretty much constantly for my thesis and whatnot... Oi veh.