1. Taken a picture naked? well, i have taken a picture naked... but it wasnt of me
2. Painted your room? yes
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? whats that....
4. Drove a car illegally?! lol yep!
5. Danced in front of your mirror? no i have some pride
6. Have a crush? obviously..im not some crazy asexual ...
7. Been dumped? yees.
8. Stole money from a friend? NO thats shitt
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? err no :|
10. Been in a fist fight? no but i will be soon
11. Snuck out of your house? yes once or twice
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them Back? most likely.... quite recently too
13. Been arrested? no IM FURTIVE!
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? what a stupid question. you might as well ask if i have ever taken a shit. I bet this quiz is american...
16. Left your house without telling your parents? myeeezors
17. Had a crush on your neighbour? nope
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? to go to work!
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? yes, i have... not sexually though. when its 4am and you are very tired, you dont tend to be so choosy
22. Kissed a picture? lol! no
23. Slept in until 4? yes!!! *picks ear*
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? probs
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yeea
26. Made a snow angel? YEES
27. Played dress up? no im a male
28. Cheated while playing a game? ALL THE TIME!
29. Been lonely? probs. *plays 'soul to squeeze - red hot chili peppers'*
30. Fallen asleep at work/school? yep. its irrtatingly opius
31. Been to a club? yeees
32. Felt an earthquake? no i sleep through all the earthquakes that i have been in
33. Touched a snake? yeeeees.
34. Ran a red light? well, i was in the passenger seat, doing 67mph round the meole island....
35. Been suspended from school? no im a geek .
36. Had detention? yeeeeeees.
37. Been in a car accident? 90mph into a gravel trap in Brandshatch
38. Hated the way you look? no im a sexpipe
39. Witnessed a crime? yeeeeeeees.
40. Pole danced? yes once as a joke.... hurt my penis
41. Been lost? anoot realllish.
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? no. y would i want to go there?
43. Felt like dying? no.
44. Cried yourself to sleep? no.
46. Sang karaoke? NO!
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yep
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? OMG ROphlCOPTERS!!!!111!!!oneonesix!!!
 !!? yea.
49. Caught a snowflake on your tounge? oooo...no!
50. Kissed in the rain? yaahh
51. Sing in the shower? i sang FORTUNE FADED to take the piss out of my sister who was waiting outside and needed a shit!
52. Made love in a park? not yet
53. Had a dream that you married someone? probzors
54. Glued your hand to something? my scrotum
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? what kind of remmer licks flagpoles?
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? no but i want to
57. Been a cheerleader? no. we dont have cheerleaders in the UK. we have pre-16 sex.
58. Sat on a roof top? yep, then jumped down and hurt my feet
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? well once or twice... probs on some sort of camping holidaay...
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? nope i like scary movies. even though they arent scary
61.played chicken? no. thats sillié
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? yes twice. it was fun
64. Broken a bone? yes.. my arm and my toe and my uterus
5. Been easily amused? i am all the time
66. Laugh so hard you cry? yeeeeeeeea
68. Cheated on a test? nop-to-t3h-beat
69. Forgotten someone's name? yes lol
70. Slept naked? all the time! its ace
71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool? yep in the sea! lol
73. Blacked out from drinking? nope
74. Played a prank on someone? o.0 who would do something like that?! :S
75. Gone to a late night movie? yesss
76. Made love to anything not human? HAHAHAHAHAHHA no
78. Choked on something you're not s

[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have walked into a tree/bush.

[ ] You know that it is not possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow and discovered you can't
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. OMG! Wow they do!
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose (woooot)
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.

[X] You have fallen asleep in class
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads at your stories.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice". Wuuhh??

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] You have eaten a bug accidently. i have eaten one on purpose. it was a lovely yummy spider
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't. No they're a load of crappp!
[X] You break a lot of things.
[ ] you tilt you're head when you're confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word "ew" is used many times a day.
[ ] You're probably going to have to use a calculator to multiply this
I'm not even gunna bother try to multiply it!

1. YOUR NAME:
Sam Kenney

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first three letters of your name and izzle)

Samizzle (simple enough)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav colour and fav animal)

Green Ferret

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on):
David Glebe

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the last 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)

Neysa (...)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite colour, and favorite drink)

Red Guinness

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)

Anirrs

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(parents middle names)

Harold. (My mum has no middle name)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(bloody and the name of one of your pets)

Bloody Budliegh