WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want= you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight=is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH


1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am Tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance?=I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime?=I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie?=I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner?=I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit=I'm gay

Single or Taken?: single
Happy about that:? no i need cuddles
Siblings?: none only child n spoilt
Eye color?: Blue
Shoe size?:3/4
Height?: 5ft 5..
What are you wearing right now? ers jammies very sexy ones
Can u make a pound in change right now?: er ive got pound coins??
Best place to go for a date? ooo erms a theme park...

FAVORITES

Kind of trousers: skinny jeans
Animal: my ex haha
Drink: erms vodka diet coke or blue wkds
Sport: football cmon the arabs
Month: ers none really december for xmas??

Have You Ever...

Given anyone a bath: yeah my son
Bungee Jumped: nope wouldnt want to either!
Gone skinny dipping: nope not yet
Loved someone so much it made you cry: yea sillly me yous men arent worth my tears
Broken a bone: nope
Played truth or dare: who hasnt cmon
Been in a physical fight: yeah unfortunaly
Been on a plane: Yes
Came close to dying: yes bein young and stupid jumpin off walls long story
Been in a sauna: oh yea n no comment hehe
Been in a hot tub: yes
Swam in the ocean: Yes
Fallen asleep in school: yup lol
Ran away: yea once
Broken someone's heart: i hope so arrgh
Cried when someone died: Yes
Fell off your chair: yup while drunk hah
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: yes alot
Saved e-mails: nope
Been cheated on: i have yes arrgh hate men
Cheated On Sum1: ok erm kindaa

What is...

Your good luck charm: dont have one
What is beside you: y laptop and mbile
Last thing you ate: erm bacon
What kind of shampoo do you use: cat walk

Ever Had...

Chicken pox: yes
Sore Throat: yup
Stitches: no

Question:

Who was the last person that called you: erm sum random haha
Who was the last person you slow danced with: oh gwad knos wot i do wn i drunk
Who knows you the best: my mum i guess
Do you like filling these out: only wen i bored lol
Do you like yourself: only wen im sober
Do you get along with your family: of course love th all

Final Questions:

What are you listening to right now: nothin
What did you do yesterday: sleapt all day
Hated someone in your family: nope
Gotten any awards: yup
What car/truck do you wish to have: a pink one
Where do you want to get married; in a church tradidional
Good Singer: hahahahha
Have a lava lamp: n used to
How many remote: none ive lost it
Are you double jointed: nope
Last shower/bath: abou 8 hours ago
Scary or Funny Movies: Both
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Rootbeer or Dr.Pepper: yuck
Skiing or Boarding: Boarding
Summer or winter: Summer
Silver or Gold: Silver
Diamond or pearl: Diamond
Sprite or 7up: 7up
Coffee or tea: tea
Phone or in person: Person
Are you oldest, middle or youngest: only child
Indoor or outdoors: indoor lol

Today did you...

1. Talk to someone you like: yeah
2. Buy something: nope
3. Get sick: yea ate to much claires fault
4. Talked to an ex: over txt arrgh
5. Miss someone: oh yes

Last person who....

10. Slept in your bed: erm claire
11. Saw/heard u cry: no comment on tht one he knos who he is
12. Made you cry: as above
13. Went to the movies with: gwad my ex wen i was preg
15. Said "I Love You": my mum

16. Ever been in a fight with your pet: haha kinda question is tht
18. Been to Mexico: No
19. Been to Canada: No
20. Been to Europe: Yes

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. What do u like best about me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
15. Could you ever love me?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
17.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
18.Anything 2 say b4 u go?