My Daddy =Farthy Austen
My Daughter = n/a
My Son = n/a
My Big Sista = tori n jojo
My Lil Sista =
My Adopted Sista = Hannah flangey fogging
My Big Bruva = paul
My Lil Bruva =n/a
The Sista i neva had =kate willy
The Bruva i neva had =
My Cousin = jess
My Barbie Gurl =ermm
My Bezzie Mate =Rose kylie kate tyr and brummie
My Shoppoholic friend = rose
My Boyfriend =usher
My Guardian Angel =my daddy
My Baybee Gurl =kate willy
My Sexy Boy =no1
My Bad Boy = no1
My kids God parents = aint having kids
My Pet =moomoo huneytom n smudge n punch
My Manager = Kat
My Hairdresser = hannah
My Bit On The Side = Anyone?
My Body Guard = ME!! or my dad
My Rudeboy = no1
My Wanabe Chavette = dont do chavs
My bighead chavette = i know who but dnt wanna say hehe
My Partner In Crime =KYLIE!!!
My Lovely Gurlie = ROSE
My Person i can trust = rose
My Always B There 4 U Friend = vicky
My lil dance m8 =kylie
My sXc boi = anyone?

Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


Smoked pot -- £10

Did acid -- £5

Ever had sex at church -- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25

Had sex for money -- £100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

Vandalized something -- £20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

Beat up someone -- £20

Been jumped -- £10

Cross dressed -- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Been in love with a stripper -- £20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

Ever drive and drank -- £20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

Used toys while having sex -- £30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

Went skinny dipping -- £5

Had sex in a pool -- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Cheated on your significant other -- £10

Masturbated -- £10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

Done oral -- £5

Got oral -- £5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25

Stole something -- £10

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

Made a nasty home video -- £15

Had a threesome -- £50

Had sex in the wild -- £20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

Went streaking -- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

Been arrested -- £5

Spent time in jail -- £15

Peed in the pool -- £0.50

Played spin the bottle -- £5

Done something you regret -- £20

Had sex with your best friend -- £20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

Had anal sex -- £80

Lied to your mate -- £5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..." copy and paste, then repost as a new bulletin

10 ways vodka is beta then willies

1.vodka is always stiff n wont go floppy
2your vodka wont look ne smaller in the cold
3vOdka lasts as long as you want it 2
4vodka doesnt prod u in da back demanding attention
5.vodka wouldnt rather have britney gettin er lips round it than you
6.you dont care how far down your throat vodka goes
7.you can av as mny vodkas u wnt and wont b accused of bein easy
8.you can enjoy vodka in front of your mum
9.vodka doesnt need tons of choclate body paint to make it taste remotley palatable
10 VODKA IS ALWAYS A PLEASUE 2 SWALLOW