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- A'right just thought I'd better update this thing as I haven't done it since I started. So HELLO to all my friends and if your not my friend BYE... Still working in the same job, drinking the same drinks, doing the same stuff in my spare time and I guess there's not much else to say. Fell free to leave a comment if you know me
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- I enjoy all types of music Nirvana, Green Day, Foo Fighters, Muse, QOTSA and at the moment mainly System Of A Down they are pure excentric genius. Also classics like Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd and Sex Pistols.
- I enjoy all the classics, especially horrors and anything by Kevin Smith
- I have a severe disliking of mostly all sports except womens beach volleyball which unfortunately isn't on the tv very often quite seasonal.
- Scared Of
- Not much except heights...
- Happiest When
- Sleeping or Eating
- Favourite Drinks
- Sambuca and Absinth
- Favourite Food
- Chilli, Lasagne and Spag Bol... God I'm hungry now
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- Victoria MacFarlane
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- Charlotte Rennie
- Iain Fraser
- Diane Mackie
- Melanie Kaya
- Kirsty Moir
- Tina Roemelt
- Ooft The Orgasm
- Jamie Hughes
- Paula Sinclair
- Annmarie Blues
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I know its wrong to laugh at others displeasure.
But this oppourtunity cannot be passed up.
Here is a list of funny phobias. 100% True.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes.
Aurophobia- Fear of gold.
Barophobia- Fear of gravity.
Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman.
Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed.
Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation.
Consecotaleophobia- Fear of chopsticks.
Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions.
Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch.
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
Genophobia- Fear of sex.
Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
Hobophobia- Fear of bums or beggars.
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis
Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down.
Koniophobia- Fear of dust. (They'd piss there pants in my room)
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.
Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body.
Metallophobia- Fear of metal.
Mnemophobia- Fear of memories.
Myxophobia- Fear of slime.
Novercaphobia- Fear of your mother-in-law.
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.
Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes.
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th.
Peladophobia- Fear of bald people.
Phallophobia- Fear of a penis, esp erect
Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking.
Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Pteronophobia- Fear of being tickled by feathers.
Russophobia- Fear of Russians.
Sciophobia/Sciaphobia- Fear of shadows.
Somniphobia- Fear of sleep.
Syngenesophobia- Fear of relatives.
Syphilophobia- Fear of syphilis.
Trichophobia- Fear of hair.
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Walloonphobia- Fear of the Walloons. (whatever that is)
Xylophobia- 1) Fear of wooden objects. 2) Forests.
Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.
This is by far the best
ia- Fear of long words.
That’s pretty much the best ones, but if you wanna check out the whole list, go to http://www.phobialist.com/
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