Armando's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Armando.
Mr. T once defeated Armando in a game of Noughts and Crosses. In retaliation, Armando invented racism.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Armando can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
Armando once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Armando's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Armando counted to infinity - twice.
Armando does not sleep. He waits.
Armando was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Armando can speak braille.
Armando owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
On a high school math test, Armando put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Armando solves all his problems with Violence.
Armando puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Armando once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Armando.
Once a cobra bit Armando's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Armando does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Armando goes killing.
Superman owns a pair of Armando pyjamas.
Armando can slam revolving doors.
Giraffes were created when Armando uppercutted a horse.
Armando's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Armando will not take shit from anyone.
Armando was once on Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Armando is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
Ghosts are actually caused by Armando killing people faster than Death can process them.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Armando's PC will crash.
Armando plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
Armando can build a snowman out of rain.
Armando likes to knit clothes in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "clothes", I mean "babies".
Armando is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Armando.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Armando.
Armando once punched a man in the soul.
Armando can drown a fish.
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Armando can touch this.
It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Armando can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
Armando once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
Armando doesn't use chatup lines, he simply says, "Now."
When God said, "Let there be light", Armando said, "say please."
Armando can tie his shoes with his feet.
Armando once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Armando is.
We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Armando doesn't believe in magic.
Bullets dodge Armando.
The last man who made eye contact with Armando was Stevie Wonder.
Armando scared the black out of Michael Jackson.
Armando and Superman once fought each other for a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his trousers.
Armando beat a wall at tennis. A fucking WALL.

And finally:
After being kicked "in the penis" by Thomas Robertson, Armando left school, not to go to the hospital, but because he goddamn felt like it! Nobody stood in his way. Thomas was too thick skinned to point out that Armando's steel genitals actually broke 14 bones in his foot.

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10.. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. What do u like best about me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
15. Could you ever love me?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
17.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
18.Anything 2 say b4 u go?