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Committed Suicide :
I Said I Loved You :
I Kissed You :
I Lived Next Door To You :
I Started Smoking :
I Stole Something :
I Was Hospitalized :
I Ran Away From Home And Didnt Come Back :
I Got Into A Fight And You Were There :
I Died :

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY :

Personality :
Eyes :
Hair :
Clothes :
Ass:
Looks:

WOULD YOU EVER :

Love Me ?
Let Me Kiss You ?
Watch A Movie With Me ?
Tell Me You Think I'm Cute ?
Take Me Home For The Night ?
Re-Post This For Me To Let Me Answer Your Questions ?
Do You Think I'm Attractive ?
Do You Think I'm Funny ?
Do You Care About Me ?

DO YOU HAVE :

Anything To Say Before You Leave ?

So you’re bored? How about some games you can play with your local law enforcement? Bonus points if you can do any of these without getting hit over the head with a nightstick. Double bonus if you can do all of these without getting the death penalty.

Ask him what he is doing out so late.

When he ask you for your licence say, “Oh sure officer, could you just hold my beer.”

Explain speeding with, “See officer, I was driving along when I dropped my bag of crack. I tried to pick it up but, when I did, my gun fell and jammed my foot against the gas pedal.”

When he walks up to you have the radio full blast, look forward without saying a word and breathe in and out very loudly.

Tell him you wanted to be a cop but decided to graduate high school instead.

Pay all your ticket fines with pennies.

When he walks up to you, look at his gut and say “I thought you had to be physically fit to be a cop.”

Ask him how many donuts he can eat in one minute. Ask him to prove it.

When he asks you to explain why you were going so fast, tell him that you were going to Dunkin’ Donuts and you know he’ll understand.

When the cop is talking to you, ignore him and roll your window up and down while looking amazed that it does that.

Ask him if you can play cops and robbers.

When he tries to open the door taunt him by locking the door when he tries to open it, then unlocking it when he looks away. Repeat this several times.

When he walks up to your car-put your hands on your face and mutter, “If I don’t see you I can’t get a ticket.”