Are you drinking this weekend?
..it's the weekend

Are you currently unemployed?
damn straight! never had a job and i really don't ever plan on it

Do you attend school?
im SUPPOSED to attend tech?

Would you ever give up alcohol for someone?
LMAO not even for jennifer aniston

Where is your phone?
havin a wee charge over there! NEW UN TOMORROW YEO! so gettin a pink one

What's your favorite pillow like?
feather filled one! its older than me aswell.. (no joke like LMAO)

Do you text?
yea i get bored a lot

Are you stressed?
neeeh

How are you?
pretty damn sweet!

Last text message say?
"It's bad to lie... yer bad xx"

How tall are you?
frig no idea... 5"10? actually haven't a clue!

What should you be doing?
whatever the hell i damn well please ;D

Are you parents together or divorced?
neither!

Do you have siblings?
a sister and 3 step sisters! i hate them all for not being boys

Do you have a person you can lean on?
LMAO.. eh, chris?

Do you have a watch, if so what brand?
nope! and everyone shouted at me when i did have one for "putting it on the wrong arm" who says something like that...LMAO

What movie do you wanna see?
paris hiltons sex tape LMAO not for that reason.. she's gross, i just refuse to believe she actually has breasts.

Do you wear shorts a lot?
pft as if!

What did you eat today?
oh god.. eh sandwich, seghetti bolognese and got some doritos now ;D

Are you a morning person or a night person?
ehh neither actually! stay in bed till like 2pm if i have nothing to get up for and always the first to fall asleep at a party unfortunately

What is something you just don’t understand?
NAFFIN! i know everything

Who was the last person you cried infront of?
kane before tara's party by laughing too much at playing friends theme tune on those stupid horn things LMAO

Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
takes a lot to make me anything but happy but when im not probably hide them!

What kind of mood are you in?
happy!

How's your life lately?
buckwild!

Is there a difference between love and in love?
clearly

Can you recall the last time you liked someone?
saturday LMAO but was more of a drunk thing

Have you ever kissed the last person you texted?
neh!

Are you okay with the life you live?
aye!

Do you like to take walks?
with other people aye! alone? nah

Is there a meaning behind your bebo song?
dont have a clue what it is so probably not

Think back four months ago, were you single?
god i dunno... i cant count the months backward but i dont thinkkkk so?

What would you name your future daughter?
kerrie

Could you go a day without eating?
up your fucking viva

How much money did you spend yesterday?
sweet f.a

What's something you really want right now, be honest?
for this quiz to be over, dunno why im even doing this shiz

Would you forgive a friend for telling your biggest secret?
atm no.. cause i dont have any i really care about, if i had a secret i actually cared about then yea!

Do you sometimes wonder what the world would be like without you?
it wouldn't exist

What are you looking forward to in the next month?
christmas partaaaays! this was actually the fastest year ever

Are you easy to get along with?
if i want to get along with you then yea

Are you ready for some questions that you barely find in other surveys?
was born ready

Has the last person you texted ever been mad at you before?
don't know, don't care LMAO

Have you ever searched for your own house on Google Earth?
yea but it wasn't fucking there LMAO

Who's the ugliest person you know?
LMAO that has to be gary

Do any of your top friends have a tongue ring?
ehh... no? i actually don't have a clue

Do any of your top friends have a nose ring?
eh again no idea..

When will be the next time you text someone?
tonight if someone texts me, if not tomorrow probably with the boredom that tech

What do you consider some perks of being your gender?
LMAO being able to beat up the opposite sex

Would you ever get a tattoo with someone's name on it?
uncle ben

What occupation do you find sexy?
LMAO anything that makes enough money for them and me so i dont have to work

Would you ever get your nipples pierced?
had it for like an hour LMAO

What is your LEAST favorite type of alcohol?
lambrini is pretty dirt... and jack daniels +o(

Did you ever have tea parties when you were younger?
no way! did get my toenails painted a good few times though

Have you ever shaved someone before?
myself LMAO

Do you know anyone personally who is terminally ill?
everyone in derry, with their swine flu

What is your favorite line from a movie?
"you know when you feel a womans breast... and it feels like... a bag of sand"
or
"SHUT UP DAVVVVE!"

Would you rather be the opposite sex?
LMAO hell no

Do you like spending time with your parents?
aye baye!

What would you do if you saw a guy hit a girl?
depends how hot the girl hes hitting is LMAO

Have you ever gambled?
yes

What would you NEVER name one of your children?
any name that isn't james may

What is the coolest restaurant you've ever been to?
the one in spain were the wee man sings that song "YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUUUUUUUCK"

Do you have any analog clocks in your house?
yes LMAO wtf kind of question is that

What do you do with clothes you've outgrown or don't want anymore?
crush the crabs

Where do you go when you want to get a REALLY good sub sandwich?
i just listen to mormor

What is the lowest grade you ever received on a report card?
U

How often do you go to the bathroom in a day?
wtf LMAO

Do you use tobacco products?
yes

What magazine do you read or look through most often?
horrid henry

Do you support local music/artists?
yea right LMAO they all suck

If your nails are painted, what color are they?
pink

When you see a movie based on a book, do you go and read the book?
no way, hate reading!

Do you put posters on your bedroom walls?
nah cant find any may posters and haven't had my asia ones framed yet

Do you use iTunes or do you use another music player?
aye itunes

Do you know any commercials off by heart?
Don't believe everything he says.. he told me he's going for a curry with Roy Walker...
ITS GOOD.. BUT ITS NOT RIGHT, I ORDERED A KORMA

Are there any really gross dishes in your bedroom?
LMAO probably.. hiding somewhere

What would you do if your parents caught you drinking?
oh noes b liek "omgz dunt hit me gain plz"

Have you seen any of the Saw movies?
yea, suck after the first one

Do you watch any cartoons?
spongebob the odd time

What was your favorite book as a kid?
ehh the hungry caterpillar i think! (L)

Have you ever lost a house or car key that you never found?
loads!

If you had to lose one of your body parts what would it be?
like baby toy! or a tooth at the very back LMAO

] NAME: Chris
[2] BIRTHDAY: 20th may
[3] HEIGHT: likeeee 5"6/5"7 or something, who cares!
[4] SHOE SIZE: 7/8.. again who cares
[5] EYE COLOR: it actually changes.. but usually like greyish and brown in the middle... no joke
[6] HAIR COLOR: black and redish!
[8] BEEN ON STAGE: LMAO oh aye! was a farmer once
[10] BEEN DUMPED: oh aye!
[11] GOTTEN INTO AN ACCIDENT: yep... on a surprise trip to euro disney... then never got to go :@
[12] EATEN AN ENTIRE BOX OF SWEETS: obv!
[13] DYED YOUR HAIR: nahhh naturally red and black
[14] CHOKED IN FRONT OF SOMEONE?: aye.. choked for about half an hour on pretty much a crumb in front of corin the other day LMAO
[15] WENT TO SCHOOL IN YOUR PJ'S: dont have any pjs! someone buy me some for crimbo! although i won't wear them!
[16] GOTTEN DETENTION: aye!
[17] LIKED SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT MADE YOU CRY: no LMAO
[18] DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW: aye
[19] DO THEY KNOW: ofc
[20] WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: ehh same kinda sense of humour prob!
[21] DO YOU HAVE FAITH IN THE COMMON MAN: whatever that means... yes
[22] COLD / HOT: quite hot atm gary4 as always
[23] BLACK / WHITE: paki
[24] RAIN / SNOW: ... would anyone choose rain?
[25] GIVE / RECEIVE: OMGZ DAT SO PRIVATE TEHE!
[26] WOOL / COTTON: wtf LMAO
[27] ROSE / DAISY: shut the hell up LMAO
[28] PRIVATE / PUBLIC SCHOOL: public... people from private schools have a... thing about them LMAO
[29] PLAIN / CHOCOLATE MILK: ohhh thats a toughy, depends on the mood! probably plain though!
[30] P.E/ SCIENCE: science baye!
[31] MATH / ENGLISH: mathssss
[32] SUMMER / AUTUMN: summer! anything that isn't winter
[33] ROCK / COUNTRY: a mix, which = cock
[34] PEPSI / COKE: pepsi!
[35] LOVE / LUST: gayness
[36] EAT / SLEEP: ehhhh sleep prob!

----Mates----

[37] WHO DO YOU SEE THE MOST: the lying beast of the east... corin
[38] WHO DO YOU WISH TO SEE MORE OFTEN: not corin
[39] WHO DO YOU E-MAIL THE MOST: LMAO my politics teacher.. no joke LMAO
[40] WHO'S THE LOUDEST: not including me... corin prob!
[41] WHO'S THE SHYEST: ehhh kane prob LMAO
[42] WHO ARE YOU JEALOUS OF: chris
[43] WHO GOTS THE BEST ROOM: chris
[44] WHO'S THE HORNYEST: chris
[45] WHO DO YOU TRUST THE MOST: chris
[46] WHO KNOWS YOU THE BEST: chris
[47] WHO'S YOUR BEST FRIEND(s): chris
[48] WHO DO YOU HAVE SERIOUS TALKS WITH: chris
[49] WHO GETS ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: al LMAO
[50] WHO HUGS YOU THE MOST: chris
[51] WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST: chris
[52] FOUGHT WITH YOU THE MOST: chris
[53] WHO ARGUES WITH YOU THE MOST: chris
[54] FAVORITE FRIENDS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX: chris
[55] IS MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A MODEL: chris
[56] HAVE KNOWN YOU THE LONGEST: chris
[57] DO YOU KNOW MOST ABOUT: chris

----Do You Like To...----

[58] GIVE HUGS: thank god for that LMAO depends who im giving them to!
[59] GIVE BACK RUBS: no LMAO
[60] TAKE WALKS IN THE RAIN: eh obv not LMAO
[61] WATCH TV: ....
[62] GO TO THE BEACH: YES! x28913532746 better than the pool!
[63] DO HOMEWORK: are you insane...are you some kinda looney toon!
[64] PLAY IN THE SNOW: aslong as its not that snow that like melts straight away.. then you just get wet gary5
[65] WORK OUT: seen ma abs m8?
[66] TALK ON THE PHONE: nah! unless im drunk!
[67] STAY UP ALL NIGHT TALKIN TO A FRIEND: awk aye sometimes!
[68] GO ONLINE: nothin better to do!
[70] DO WEIRD / FREAKY THINGS: aye.. aslong as it annoys people LMAO
[71] BE WILD: LMAO

----Have You Ever----

[72] BEEN TO A CONCERT: aye but didn't even stay for the band to start LMAO
[73] BEEN OUT OF STATE: don't live in a state
[74] GONE SKINNY DIPPING: aye.. with clothes on
[75] RAN ROUND NAKED: LMAO
[76] BROKEN A BONE: aye
[77] CHEATED ON A TEST: oho aye!
[78] RAN A MARATHON: 9 times champion
[79] MET A FAMOUS PERSON: nope! wouldn't want to
[80] BOUGHT SOMETHING AND SOLD IT: aye
[81] STOLE FROM SOMEWHERE: top trumps LMAO
[82] STALKED SOMEONE: chris

----Your Love Life----

[83] SINGLE OR TAKEN: singl