1. You consider scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine is good weather

2. The only sausage you like is square

3. You have been forced to do Scottish country dancing every year at secondary school

4. You have a wide vocabulary of Scottish words such as numpty, aye, aye right, auldjin, baltic...

5. You destroyed your teeth when you were young using Buchanan's toffee, Wham bars, Penny Dainties, MB Bars, Cola Cubes etc

6. You have an enormous feeling of dread whenever Scotland play a 'numpty' team like the Faroe Islands

7. You happily engage in a conversation about the weather with someone you've never met before

8. Even if you normally hate the Proclaimers, Runrig, Caledonia , Deacon Blue and Big Country, you still love it when you're in a club abroad and they play something Scottish

9. You used to watch Glen Michael's Cavalcade on a Sunday afternoon with his side kick Lamp Paladin

10.. You got Oor Wullie and The Broons annuals at Xmas

11. You can tell where another Scot is from by their accent - "Awright, pal, gonnae gies a wee swatch oa yur Sun ? Cheers, magic pal." Or "Fit ya bin up tae ? Fair few quines in the nicht, eh ?", etc

12. You see cops and hear someone shout 'Errapolis'

13. You have participated in or watched people having a 'square go'

14. You know that when someone asks you what school you went to they only want to know if you are catholic or protestant

15. You have eaten lots and lots of random Scottish food like mince 'n tatties, Tunnock's Caramel Logs, oat cakes, haggis, Cullen skink, Lees Macaroon Bars, etc

16. A jakey has asked you for money

17. You think nothing of waiting expectantly for your 1p change from a shop keeper

18. You know the right response to 'Ye dancing ?' is 'Y'askin ?' followed by 'Ahm askin' and finally 'Then ahm dancin'

19. Whenever you see sawdust it reminds you of pools of vomit as that's what the jannies used to chuck on it at school

20. You lose all respect for a groom who doesn't wear a kilt

21. You don't do shopping .... You 'go the messages'

22. You're sitting on the train or bus and a drunk man sits next to you telling you a joke - and asking 'Ahm no annoying ye ahm a?' and you respond 'Naw, not at a', yer fine. This is ma stoap, but'

23. You can have an entire phone conversation using only the words 'awright', 'aye' and 'naw'

24. You have experienced peer pressure to have an alcoholic drink when out - regardless of the circumstances

25. You know that ye cannae fling yer pieces oot a 20 storey flat, and that seven hundred hungry weans'll testify tae that.Furthermore you're sure that if it's butter, cheese or jeely, or if the breid is plain or pan, the odds against it reaching earth are 99 tae wan

26. You know that going to a party at a friend's house involves bringing your own drink

27. Your holiday abroad is ruined if you hear there is a heatwave in Scotland while you're away

28. Your national team goes 2-0 up again the Czechs in a qualifier in Prague and your mate says we'll end up losing 3-2 here and you think "Probably"

29. You can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, and Auchtermuchty

30. Your favourite pizza is deep fried and battered from the chippy

31. You're used to 4 seasons in one day

32. You can't pass a chip shop or kebab shop, without drooling, when you're drunk

33. You can fall about drunk without spilling your drink

34. You measure distance in minutes

35. You can understand Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like them in your own family

36. You go to Saltcoats because you think it's like being at the ocean

37. You can make a whole sentence out of just swear words

38. You know what haggis is made with and still eat it

39. Somebody you know used a football schedule to plan their wedding day date

40. You've been at a wedding where the footie results were read out

41. You aren't surprised to find curries, pizzas, kebabs, Irn

1.How old will you be in five years?
23

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Mum&Jim

3. How tall are you?
5"5"ish

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Katy Perry!

5. What’s the last movie you saw?
At the pictures My Sisters Keeper, in bed Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban

6. Who was the last person you called?
My Dad

7. Who was the last person to call you?
Mum

8. What was the last text message you received?
Nicole asking what i was doing this weekend

9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Erm, i dunno

10. Do you prefer to call or text?
depends what its about

11. Have you ever had drink come out your nose?
Ha yes

12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
divorced

13. When is the last time you saw your mam?
just now

14. What color are your eyes?
bluey/greeny/grey

15. What time did you wake up today?
6.10

16. What are you wearing right now?
jeans and a t-shirt that seemed clean (H)

17. What is your favorite christmas song?
Fairytale of Newyork

18. Where is your favorite place to be?
Bed

19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
work

20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
new york or the Bahamas

21. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 years?
got a good job, married & kids

22. Do you tan or burn?
burn

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
a monster from under my bed, i still chec he isnt there!

24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
my mum being a twat

25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
5

26. How big is your bed?
Double

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
laptop

28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
With PJ’s

29. What color are your sheets?
Black duvet, white sheets

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
4

31. What is your favourite season?
summer

32. What do you like about autumn?
Its not to hot but not to cold

33. What do you like about winter?
Christmas and My birthday

34. What do you like about summer?
The weather sometimes!

35. What do you like about spring?
Easter Bunny

36. How many countries have you lived in?
1

37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Bathgate&Deans

38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Socks

39. Are you a social person?
yeh

40. What was the last thing you ate?
Biscuit

41. What is your favourite restaurant?
Frankie & Bennys

42. What is your favourite ice cream?
Chocolate Fudge Brownie..NOM

44. What is your favourite kind of soup?
Homemade Veggie

45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Ewww

46. Do you like Chinese food?
Yep

47. Do you like coffee/tea?
NooO!

48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
Maybe 10

49. What do you drink in the morning?
Fresh Orange

51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Right Across the Bed

52. Do you know how to play poker?
No

53. Do you like to cuddle?
yeh

54. Have you ever been to Australia>
No

55. Do you have an addictive personality
Whats that

56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
Home

57. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
no

58. Do you want kids?
yeh

59. Do you speak any other languages?
High School French

60. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Nope

61. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Nope

62. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Ocean!

63. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window

64. Who did you copy this note from?
Julieann

65. Whats your relationship to them?
Buddies

66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Clothes or Gigs

67. What is your favorite TV show?
Friends/Everybody Loves Raymond

68. Can you roll your tongue?
Yeaahh (H)

69. Who is the funniest person you know?
Hmm theres a few

70. Do you sleep with stuffed animals
No

B*Witched
Westlife
Steps
The Zutons
Razorlight&Pull Tiger Tail
Fall Out Boy&Elliot Minor
Plain White Ts&Boys Like Girls&Cartel
Elliot Minor
Westlife&MacDonald Brothers
Good Charlotte&Rooney
Alphabeat
Bryan Adams
James Morrison
Boys Like Girls&Metro Station&Every Avenue
James Morrison&Vagabond
P!nk
Leon Jackson&Same Difference
Paolo Nutini&Will and the People
Th Saturdays&Pixie Lott
T In The Park - Maximo Park
Kings Of Leon
The Killers
Razorlight
Paolo Nutini
Lady Gaga
Calvin Harris
Blur
Bloc Party
The Script
Pendulum
Lily Allen
In Case of Fire
The Gaslight Anthem
NeYo&Esmee&Kerri Hilson
Katy Perry
Tinchy Stryder
Chipmunk
Daniel Merriweather
The Enemy
Akeal
General Fiasco