Ericeria was

"Are you cold? u must be cold right?"
Mexican Hat song (in portugal i know)
Gang wake.

Awesome weather, tanning oil, eco pool, itchytata, frogwatch, 4am visits from the po po, flies eyes, cormacs discriptive explanation of the squaking eagle, in d taxi....fuck you no.1, binnage, skinny dipping, scuba steve, shaving foam, prank wars, duck tape, commercial surf boards, custom indo boards, hammocks, sleep, beer (saggi), vodka, sex on the beach, carbonara, great surf, great beach, i just got a semi, i just got 2 semis, eco wars, apology pineapple, hot cafe girl, NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC, fargi's, DMC's, i need you to swim harder and faaaaster, tic tak, tic tapas, flamming sambuca, my love, electric lemonade, binned, stage angles, sexy taxi lady and her taxi, jerks, one please, none please, sarah,dog fights, ADD and STD's, and of course knnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.

Q. Why don't they have Christmas at DCU?
A. They can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Q. How can you tell if a NUIG student is heterosexual?
A. He can outrun his roommate!

Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the Carlow campus? A. An undergraduate degree.

Q. What's the first thing a BESS bird does when she wakes up in the morning?
A. Walks home.

Q. How do they separate the men from the boys at NUIG?
A. With a restraining order.

Q. What does a GMIT student call a NUIG student after graduation? A. Boss.

Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Carlow?
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.

Q. Did you hear that the library at DIT Kevin Street burned down?
A. Naturally, the students were very upset....some of the books weren't coloured-in yet.

Q. Why do GMIT graduates put a copy of their diploma in the window of their vehicles?
A. So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q. How do you get a IT grad off your front porch?
A. Pay him for the pizza.

Q. What do tornadoes and Arts graduates have in common?
A. They both end up in trailer parks.

Q. How many Athlone IT students does it take to change a light-bulb? A. None - Westmeath looks better in the dark.

Q. How many NUIG students does it take to change a light-bulb?
A. One - he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him

Q. How many GMIT students does it take to change a light-bulb?
A. Two - One to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as well as any TCD student.

Q. How many Bolton St. DIT students does it take to change a light-bulb?
A. Three - One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.

Q. What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a UCC student in the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q. If you see a GMIT student on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. What do you have when 100 Arts students are buried up to their neck in sand?
A. Not enough sand.

Q. What do Science students use for birth control?
A. Their personalities.

Q. You are trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a UCC student. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A. Shoot the UCC student...twice.

Q: What do u call a LIT student in a suit?
A: The Defendant

Q: What do u call a UL graduate in a suit?
A: The LIT student's lawyer

SOME FAMOUS LAST WORDS:

1: Don’t worry its not that deep.

2: No, he doesn’t bite?.

3: My brakes are fine.

4: What does this button do?

5: Are you sure the power is off?

6: Pull the pin and count to what?

7: These are the good kind of mushrooms!

8: Don't worry, I'm sure it's dead by now.

9: Don't worry, it's not contagious.

10: No, this tribe is peaceful!