FINE
We use this to end an argument when we are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If we are getting dressed,this means half and hour. Five minutes is only ever five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before focusing on what we want.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means “something” and you should be on your toes as it tells u there is def sumthing up. Arguments that begin with ‘nothing’ usually end in “fine”.(not good)

GO AHEAD
This is a dare,it is not permission, so don’t do it!!

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means we think you are an idiot and are wondering why we are wasting our time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”

THAT’S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that we can make to a man.This means that we want to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
We thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say "you’re welcome babe".

Oh, and last but def most important…

“ WHATEVER”
It’s our way of saying FUCK YOU!!!

Being Scottish is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or ,aTurkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

And the most Scottish thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign!

Only in Scotland can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Scotland do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Sotland do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

Only in Scotland do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Scotland do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Scotland do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Scotland are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION..

3 Scots die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 Scots were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

58 Scots are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 Scots have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

19 Scots have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

Scottish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas cracker-pulling accidents.

18 Scots had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Scots were admitted to A&E in the last two years after trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Scots were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars.

and finally...

In 2000 eight Scots were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet.

If you're proud to be a Scot, send this on!

SCOTLAND - Love it, or Leave it!

A: likes to drink.
B: like people.
C: Is wild and crazy.
D: Has one of the best personalities ever.
E: a GOOD KISSER
F: People adore you.
G: Never let people tell you what to do.
H: Have a very good personality and looks.
I: Has a fine ass
J: Lives life for fun.
K: Really silly.
L: Loved by everyone
M: Has fun.
N: Dead sexy.
O: best in bed.
P: Popular with all types of people.
Q: A hypocrite.
R: Fuckin crazy
S: Easy to fall in love with.
T: Loyal to those you love.
U: Really like to chill.
V: Not judgemental.
W: Very broad minded.
X: Never let people tell you what to do.
Y: one of the best damn bf/gf ne one could ask for.
Z: Always ready.