there is something in the water, here
i forget to mourne, thick black sluge
i forget everything here
we sit sky high with heads hung
empathy and canonballs
the mermen have left for valhala
all we have left is empty longships
and empty round house kicks.
they have sex amongst the cogs
the clock strikes twelve, the taxi's are at mass
we hitch the next slab to steady footng
i gave up thoose tricks the day i
cut my hair and blew up my last c.o.r.p.s.
i flatened pennies and ran away from twigs
they are the same twigs only worse
the think its cool
were have all my powers gone, i could hear in my sleep
im not sure, i thought i could bribe my way in
this club is crap ,full of sex offenders and jail bait
why did i stop reading the documents?half reading
is better than not ,i say
the world will end
mark my words and
just barely remember my name.

hey friends im goin to see the ex soon, with graeme and shane ,then wolf eyes in april , last night i was recording and mixing with the lads and it was a laugh but im in colledge now with a sore voice and i need sleep , but as soon as i go home i have to deal wuth cleaning up the place unless the clean up my house fairy visits , which would be very nice ,. you know how you feel when your reallytired at yourjob and you asked todo something and its shit because eventhough your wearing fresh clothes and had a shower that early in the morning your digestive system is a mess and you cant think straight and every movement you make causes your arms to trobein pain , and youcan laugh it of but i havent had any sleep in two weeks bacause of a 5 day drinking binge with the lads in the demise and fox jaw bounty hunter in germany , which was cool but i dont feel too welll and im in debt , i spentall the money i made last week on the recording and i dont have any this week , also im going on emergency tax coz i didnt fill out the fucking form ,ugh .i have a headache . fuck off.

The REAL X-Men

They have powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men or women. But unlike the characters of the comic book, these extraordinary people were quite real.
The movie version of X-Men was the hottest film in the theaters when it was released. Based on the enormously popular comic book, X-Men features a collection of human mutants - both good and evil - who were born with extraordinary and sometimes bizarre powers. With such names as Wolverine, Storm, Cyclops, Magneto and Mystique, they bound around making blades spring from their knuckles, conjuring hurricanes from the sky or manipulating their environment through telekinesis. These characters, creations of legendary comic book author and illustrator Stan Lee, live only in the imagination, on paper and now on film.

Would you believe there are real X-Men? They may not be genetic mutants, in the strictest sense, and they may not be able to threaten or save the world with their strange and fantastic powers of the body and mind, but they are extraordinary... not at all like you and me. Here's our own gallery of real-life super-powered characters.

Lightning Man
When storm clouds gather, courageous Lightning Man stands in defiance of nature to draw deadly bolts of electricity from the heavens.

Roy Cleveland Sullivan was a Forest Ranger in Virginia who had an incredible attraction to lightning... or rather it had an attraction to him. Over his 36-year career as a ranger, Sullivan was struck by lightning seven times - and survived each jolt, but not unscathed. When struck for the first time in 1942, he suffered the loss of a nail on his big toe. Twenty-seven years passed before he was struck again, this time by a bolt that singed his eyebrows off. The next year, in 1970, another strike burned Sullivan's left shoulder. Now it looked as though lightning had it out for poor Roy, and people were starting to call him The Human Lightning Rod. He didn't disappoint them. Lightning zapped him again in 1972, setting his hair on fire and convincing him to keep a container of water in his car, just in case. The water came in handy in 1973 when, seemly just to taunt Sullivan, a low-hanging cloud shot a bolt of lightning at his head, blasting him out of his car, setting his hair on fire and knocking off a shoe. The sixth strike in 1976 injured his ankle, and the seventh strike in 1977, got him when he was fishing, and put him in the hospital for treatment of chest and stomach burns. Lightning may not have been able to kill Roy Sullivan, but perhaps the threat of it did. He took his own life in 1983. Two of his lightning-singed ranger hats are on display at Guinness World Exhibit Halls.

BeastMaster
With just the power of his mind, he can command animals to do his bidding.

Vladimir Durov was no ordinary animal trainer. As a veteran performer in a Russian circus, he claimed to use a remarkable method for communicating with his canine coworkers - through telepathy. Professor W. Bechterev, head of the institute for the Investigation of the Brain in St. Petersburg, decided to test Durov's claim. Bechterev created a list of tasks that he wanted one of Durov's dogs to perform in a specific order, without any time for training. After hearing or reading the list of tasks, Durov went to his fox terrier, Pikki, took his head in his hands and stared straight into the little dog's eyes - psychicly transferring his thoughts directly into Pikki's brain. Durov released the dog and it immediately went about performing the assigned tasks. Thinking that perhaps Durov was giving the dog subtle clues with his eyes, the test was repeated with a new set of tasks, but this time with Durov blindfolded. Pikki still responded to his psychic commands.

The Electromagneto Team
Charged like superconducting human batteries, they roam the countryside thrilling all they meet with the electrifying power at their fingertips.

There have been several documented cases of people who app