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I am on an iPod stealing wireless from Cairo airport. ! One shrimp does not make payel-ya!

10/26/08 Updated through Bebo Mobile | me too! | Reply

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  • Male, 109, Luv 328
  • from Edinburgh
  • I am Married
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  • Member since: December 2005
  • Last active: May 4
  • www.bebo.com/bacterialrockstar

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NO NOODLES IN DA MAWWWWNIN!
Me, Myself, and I
My name is Thomas.

Ever find yourself setting the music you're listening to to imaginary films?

Me too.
The Other Half Of Me
Beth

Beth

"Shuttit ya orange faced slut"

Music
Is for losers.
Films
Downfall, Les choristes, Son of Rambow, Monsieur Batignole, Pan's Labyrinth, The orphanage, The exorcist, Eagle Vs. Shark, Trainspotting, To kill a mockingbird, Fight Club, Go, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Rocky Horror picture show, Sweeny Todd, Shaun of the dead, Atonement, Matrix 1 &2 , Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, reservoir dogs, The Omen, The 5th Element, Star wars, Chocolat, Smokin' aces, Battle Royale.
Jack Gordon
Where am I ever going to find someone with hair like that again?
Time to enjoy yourself!
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http://dagobah.biz/flash/rave-it-up.swf
http://dagobah.biz/flash/StarRave.swf
http://dagobah.biz/flash/rave2.swf
Wizaaaard.
Mad excitement, the way when I'm tired I seem like I'm on drugs, Loads and Loads of plants, sculpture, outside, frost, crunchy things, whipped cream, mexican food, sugar, cocktails, sellotape, nile valley, my ever changing hair, hats, wigs, fingerless gloves, vintage clothes shops, shiny colourful plastic things, my complete lack of ability to understand time or distance, the metric system, le centre pompidou, cats, my double bed, the pointless crap that is my possesions, mismatched clothes, snow, christmas, boxes, antiques, diet coke, post cards, sunglasses, T in the park, generally being happy, being tipsy, the smell of petrol.
Muggle.
The ting tings, global warming, aggressive beggars, anchovies, vomit, pretentious people, the way my hair is always slightly mullet-esque, my ability to break anything electronic, minging couples who clearly have no life apart from each other, how clumsy i am, doing things i regret, really camp men, skittles vodka, OIL, my complete lack of a sense of time or distance, pretty much all buildings from the 60s, the way everything is getting so small, the new "healthy" smarties- If i wanted health foods i wouldn't eat smarties, intolerant religious people, kebabs, the way there is never enough JUDDI on my rice, guns, skittles vodka, alarm clocks, everybody getting stabbed EVERYWHERE, advertising for children, designer baby clothes, Charleton Heston, tiny hotel showers, soap that smells of soap, acne, velour, ravioli. boke, breakfast, Bill O'reilly
heros.
Jiji, Vianne Rocher, Stephen Fry, Andy Warhol, Helena Bonham Carter, Marla Singer, Johnny Depp, Cassie, Amelie, The Diva, Bernard Black, Amanda Palmer, Bill Bailey, John Lennon, Simon Amstel, Vince Noir, the X men, Tintin, DIDIER, JD and Jack apparently.

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    Calum Ross

    I pulled in $516 in 2 days using the internet! It came from - http://x.co/KTEj Keep this a secret!

    11/21/10
  • Emma O
    Emma O

    I just netted $890 in 5 days in my spare time! Made it from - http://goo.gl/Gkaq0 Your going to be so happy!

    11/20/10
  • Karma
    Karma

    Galaxy FM comes to Karma Nights Friday 13th November Dont miss out on this exclusive night only @ Karma First 100 people to send us a message get free entry :) (if you dont want these messages please remove us as a friend)AppLink:10410078838

    11/9/09
  • Karma
    Karma

    KARMA UPDATE!!! Dont forget to get on the guestlist for some great nights coming up!! On the guestlist you get free entry before 11:30!!! Coming up we have: Sat 23rd Oct - Chris Fountain (aka Justin Burton - Hollyoakes) Fri 30th Oct - Club Galaxy live at Karma Sat 31st Oct - Halloween fright night! Sat 28th Nov - Scott Maslen (Eastenders) Remember our drinks prices are the best weekend prices in Edinburgh!! Only �2 for a spirt and mixer �2.50 for bottles. We also have fishbowls and half yards for only �5!! Remember to get on the guestlist and also check out the pictures online via karmaguestlist.com Lots of love Karma! x x fxrvfhqe

    10/11/09
  • Karma
    Karma

    Dont forget to get on the guestlist for some great nights coming up!! On the guestlist you get free entry before 11:30!!! Coming up we have: Sat 23rd Oct - Chris Fountain (aka Justin Burton - Hollyoakes) Fri 30th Oct - Club Galaxy live at Karma Sat 31st Oct - Halloween fright night! Sat 28th Nov - Scott Maslen (Eastenders) Remember our drinks prices are the best weekend prices in Edinburgh!! Only �2 for a spirt and mixer �2.50 for bottles. We also have fishbowls and half yards for only �5!! Remember to get on the guestlist and also check out the pictures online via karmaguestlist.com Lots of love Karma! x x tkboxrxxek

    10/10/09
  • The Hive

    Surprise! Thursdays have gone a bit bangers & mashed - our new student night starts Sep with The Cut Up Boys (Ministry of Sound) & Silent Headphone Disco booked for October. Details on our profile. Back to September - free for all students September 3rd, 10th, 17th... feck freshers week, let\'s have a freshers month! 1.50 drinks. Bargain? Room 1: Electro/R&B/Chart. Room2: Embarassing Cheese/Eighties/Classic Rockℜtro Hits. Bangin\'? September 24th is Freshers Frisky Frat Party - neon traffic light party badges, numbered to get you flirting with some fine folks. Each Uni/College representing by wearing a different coloured shirt. Mix, mingle make love and listen to the music. Free entry for all those neon-ed up in their uni/college colours. Check the sexy beasts we call regulars & sign up for details at clubhive.co.uk - guestlisters wanted! As ever.. Fridays remains Misfits: Twisted alt. disco of indie/electro/pop/rock. 1.50 drinks. 2009-09-09 00:14:27

    9/9/09
  • Karma
    Karma

    Hi, Did you check out the launch weekend @ karma??? If not get down soon! It was rammed! We want to see all you beautiful people back this weekend plus we have several surprises over the next few weeks.... Remember to get on the guestlist and also check out the pictures online via karmaguestlist.com Lots of love Karma! xx evxhohehsj

    9/4/09
  • The Cat Girl
    The Cat Girl

    hey! talking to my room mate about what is considered 'hot' in scotland and she was unimpressed by the year book. Showed her craig veeeeeitch :P made me remember chem chem times :)

    8/16/09
  • The Unders

    So we figured it\'s time we come clean and give you an update. We have no current plans to run UNDERS soonish (any other nights such as neon etc weren\'t organised by us) If we do plan to organise something, you\'ll know about it... trust us In the meantime, if you\'re 18 now or over add our The Hive bebo profile. That\'ll get you access to all our 7 nights a week clubs info and deals. Also can get links to The Hive facebook/twitter etc from there... Get it: bebo.com/clubhive clubhive.co.uk twitter.com/clubhive Facebook link from our website If you want stop receiving these messages, just remove us as a friend. Simples. Adios amigos, it\'s been fun.. we may see you again one day, if not in our adult clubs come legal age! D 2009-08-10 18:08:45

    8/11/09
  • Scarlett McLaren
    luv Scarlett McLaren

    I FUCKED YOU

    8/5/09
  • Freya
    luv Freya

    think it was Edwardian? Elizibethan was 1500s-ish but its probably nearer to that anyway :( damn i know im sorry! its cause iv been at work for the past 100 years! iv got 2 days off at the moment but iv also got a chest infection!! and quite possibly tonsillitis. i will contact you when im no longer disgusting and infectious! if not then iv died... lol at god-sack xx

    8/3/09
  • Mackinlaay
    luv Mackinlaay

    CUTE

    8/1/09
  • Blayor

    Probobally lol

    7/29/09
  • Blayor

    Everyone caves to a bit of thomas in the end. Brendan says he was drunk and you took advantage of him

    7/29/09
  • The Cat Girl
    luv The Cat Girl

    yeah for most of the play I was just confused. Although it was brightened up with patrick stewart and ian mckellen doing a small dance. My extended family have now taken to quoting it to each other.

    7/28/09
  • Blayor

    lol what wrong with brendan?????????

    7/28/09
  • Wenchy
    luv Wenchy

    I KNOW :( ! All I heard was "Danii Allen come back" paha :) But it ended up taking us an hour and a half uphill trek to get home and to be perfectly honest i'm suprised I didn't vomit all over myself/Dean/the pavement. We could have been killed! I blame Wesley and that 80% stuff. Tsk Tsk. BUT SERIOUSLYYYYY. We all have to arrange to go out sometime! I should have money in the next errr week? for KARAOKEEEEEEEE AT OPIUM !!! (you'll be singing slipknot, obvvvvv) ;) :L

    7/18/09
  • That'Snumberwang.
    luv That'Snumberwang.

    foonehhh eh! I just added more. how is the cat!? still going strong? i added our filthy rep on facebook. s'appening tomorrow night?

    7/18/09
  • Mackinlaay
    luv Mackinlaay

    is quite eh.

    7/17/09
  • Wenchy
    luv Wenchy

    Let's give someone daggers until they cry! I miss you already.

    7/17/09