Kristoffer Hansen

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Jest z nami od: Juli 2006
Ostatnio online: 24 tygodnie temu
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O mnie

Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja: wtf ?

Moja druga połowa: Jack Daniels

Music: Metallica, George Thorogood, Chocking Victim , Leftover Crack, Balmorhea, Machine Head, Megadeth, The Casualties, Trivium, The Offspring, Seasick Steve, Boards Of Canada, The Cars, T.Rex, Midnight Lightning, slayer, Black Sabath, Chuck Berry, Diamond Head, Pantera, Molly Hatchet, The Primitives, Bruce springsteen, dream theatre, Flogging Molly, damage plan, lamb of god, exodus, any N.W.O.B.H.M bands , mayhem , emperor, rush, death, Motörhead, Extreme, Ozzy Osbourne, Judias Preist, Thin Lizzy, Budgie, Killer, NWA, Gary Moore, Queen, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Bryan Adams, Bon Jovy, Ac/Dc, Alice Cooper, W.A.S.P, Van Halen, Poison , Judas Priest, The Rolling Stones, The Sex Pistols, Far, The Scorpions, Ramones, Hurricane Party, ZZ top...
...More Music...: ...Styx, Cheap Trick, Lou Reed, Kiss, Journey, Faster Pussycat, The Rolling stones, BB King, Johnny Cash, Elvis Presley, Barry White, The Clash, Depeche Mode, Velvet Underground, Sweet, The J.Geils Band, The Police, The Cure, Heart, Foghat, Gwen Stefani, Explosions In The Sky, Radio Head, Squeeze, Pixies, plus much much more...!
Bands ive Seen Live so far!: 08/12/08 - Slipknot, Machinehead, Children of Bodom. 20/11/07 Glasgow SECC - Machine head, Shadows Fall, Dragonforce, Trivium, Arch Enemy. Infinity at Inverurie Hall in 2006'ish - Midnight Lightning at Pitmeden Hall on 4/7/08 - Broken Minds at Daviot Hall in 2007'ish ... 10/10/08 - Dragonforce + Turisas...
Favourite songs at the moment...: The Birth and Death Of The Day by Explosions In The sky + Baleen Morning by Balmorhea. In Hell + 500 Channels by Chocking Victim. Good Mourning + Halo by Machine Head. Bad Day + Stand by REM. Love Stinks bye The J. Geils Band. Walk On The Wild Side by Lou Reed. TV Party by Black Flag. Let The Good Times Roll by BB King. Freezing Moon by Mayhem. Crash by The Primitives. Self Esteem + Pretty Fly For A White Guy by The Offspring. Its My Life by Gwen Stefani.
Concerts im goin to see in the near future: 16/02/09 Megadeth + judas preist ...... 26/03/09 Metallica ......
Recent Significant changes IML: (1) nothn new .

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which is the better guitar
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Random well known and not so well known facts...

1. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.

2. All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.

3. It is estimated that at any one time, 42 Million people (0.07% of the world's population) are drunk.

4. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

5. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

6. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

7. In Indonesia, the penalty for being caught masturbating is death.

8. In Africa in El Aziz, Libya on September 13, 1922. The temperature on this day got up to 134ºF (56 C).

9. Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

10. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

11. More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

12. Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula". And can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size, "L.A."

13. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

14. In Alabama, It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

15. In a US state, You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

16. According to a law in China, you must be intelligent to go to University.

17. Colorado Water laws prohibit the use of rain barrels or any methods to catch rain for use. They claim the rain has already been legally allocated to the state and individual may not capture and use water to which he/she does not have a right.

18. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes long.

19. some lions mate over 50 times a day.

20. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

21. People spend about two weeks of their lives at traffic lights

22. A boomerang will return to the thrower even in space.

23. The top of the Empire State building was built to anchor blimps.

24. Queen Victoria eased the discomfort of her menstrual cramps by having her doctor supply her with marijuana.

25. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

26.There is a small town in Newfoundland, Canada called: Dildo.

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Favourite Family Guy Quotes

1) Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.

2) Stewie: It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?'

3) Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

4) Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch.

5) Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

6) Stewie: Uh you've reached stewie and brian, we're not here right now, uh and if this is mom, uh send money because we're college students and we need money for books...and highlighters...and.... ramen noodles...and condoms, for sexual relations with our classmates.

7) Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am?
Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?

Chris: Hey little dude, how about some ice cream?
Stewie: Yes I could go for a frozen treat right about now. But no sprinkles. And for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.

9)Future Stewie: That's never happened to me before.
Girlfriend: What, the 8 seconds of sex or the 40 minutes of crying?
Future Stewie: Both

10) Lois: What kind of egotistical, selfish, moronic and idiotic person would get liposuction... Who? WHO?
(Peter walks in at half of his weight)
Stewie: Oh my God... It has finally happened, he has become so massive that he collapsed into himself like a neutron star.

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Universal Truths

Universal Truths...

1) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

2) You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

3)One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

4) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

5) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel manly.

6) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

7) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

9) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

10) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

11) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

12) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into their school.

13) The most embarrassing thing you can do as a schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

14) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

15) Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

16) It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

17) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

1 You never ever run out of salt.

19) You can't respect a Woman who carries a dog.

20) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

21) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

22) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

23) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

24) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.

25) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

26) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

27) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

2 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

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Name :	kristoffer
Nick Name :	kristoff/ kris/huggy bair ...and many more
Birthdate :	19/10/90
Birthplace:	Insch
Current Location:	colpy
Eye Color:	brown
Hair Color:	brownishyblond
Height:	6'2 or 3 or 4
Weight:	hell knows
Piercings:	nope
Tatoos:	maybe one day
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:	nope
Vehicle:	dont have .too poor
Overused Phrase:	...too many
FAVORITES
Food:	cookie dough
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:	cafe drummonds
Candy:	no faves there
Number:	5
Color:	all colours apart from lime green for some reason
Animal:	it used to be gorrilas but now i like cats
Drink:	i dont care. i just want to get drunk.
Body Part on Opposite sex:	everything but since i have to choose ...the eyes
Perfume:	lynx. thats a type of perfume right ?
TV Show:	never mind the buzzcocks
Music Album:	no favorites there
Movie:	fear and loathing in las vegas
Actor/Actress:	Benicio Del Toro
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:	coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing:	burgerking
Chocolate or Vanilla	chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:	coffee
Kiss or Hug:	both
Dog or Cat:	cat
Rap or Punk:	punk
Summer or Winter:	spring
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:	mainly funny movies
Love or Money:	both
YOUR...
Bedtime:	around 1 -2am
Most Missed Memory:	being 5 years old
Best phyiscal feature:	none
First Thought Waking Up:	what time is it?
Ambition:	travel the world. thats pretty much it jst now
Best Friends:	not sure
Weakness:	too many but their slowly getting crushed
Fears:	same as above
Longest relationship:	rather not say tbh
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:	nope
Ever been beaten up:	almost
Ever beaten someone up:	nope
Ever Shoplifted:	yup
Ever Skinny Dipped:	nope. looks fun though
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:	...nope
Been Dumped Lately:	nope
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:	how lame. any eye color ! i dont mind
Favorite Hair Color:	any
Short or Long:	any tbh
Height:	any. well average i guess
Style:	any, but not chavy
Looks or Personality:	both
Hot or Cute	wtf ! both
Muscular or Really Skinny:	very muscular would just be weird. anything but muscular
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:	America. but id like to see as many countries as i can.
How do you want to Die:	hvn it off wit Jen Garner wile wachn the It crowd wd b kl
Been to the Mall Lately:	yup. walk through it most days of the week
Get along with your Parents:	not both of them
Health Freak:	nope, unfortunately
Do you think your Attractive:	lol. nope
Believe in Yourself:	erm i could put more effort into that
Want to go to College:	i am at college
Do you Smoke:	nope
Do you Drink:	well sum might say i like a drink or two
Shower Daily:	yes. but be warned on hollidays im a lazy bastard
Been in Love:	rather not say
Do you Sing:	i think i sung last night at the Tunnels. but i was drunk
Want to get Married:	ill wait and see
Do you want Children:	no. but i might change my mind
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:	you really dont need to know that
Hate anyone:	yeah. everyone has enemies
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