My Big Cuzin =
My lil Cuzin =
My Wifey =
My Mummy = Ronke
My Daddy =
My Daughter = Bimi
My Protecter =
My Babyz Dad =
My Future Husband = hehe if u dnt no alreadi ask scamz lol
My Big Sister = sawah
My Little Sister = scrooge
My Big Brother = henri
My Little Brother =
My Babyz Godparents = henry...tonia
My Sexy Boi =
My Twinnie = angela
My Hubby =
My Best Male Mate = daniel
My Best female Mate =
My Girlfriend =
My Boyfriend =
My Guardian angel=
My Baby Girl =
My Baby luv= Ambalee
My Idol=
My Babe =
My Sexy Girl =
My Secret Admirer =
My Bad Girl =
My Rudegirl =
My Dirty Dancer =
My Body guard =
My Rudeboy =
My Gangsta = Zena
My Partner In Crime = Susie
My Bitch = Jubi
My Princess= P dot Terror Kidd
My Chav = amber lool
My Homie = henreh
My Spesh Girlie =
My Emo/Goth = sherene
MY Admirer =
My Special 'friend' =
My Baby =
My Class Buddy =
My Whole World =
My Bit On The Side =
My Worst Enemy = lool Fearz...he noz i luv him xx
My Monster Under My Bed =
My Fairy God Mother = gdot maa
My Alcoholic Friend= scamzeh
My Little Stars =
My Pet = kitty
My One And Only =
My Man Whore = edlyn
My Son= jackson
My Oldah= rudeness strandz nd henry
My younga= olivia
My Hairdresser = zena
My Duchess =
My Little Angel/s = amanda henrietta
My Monster Under My Bed =
My Lover =
My Everything =
My Santa Claus =
My Partner For Life = scamzeh
My Fellow Rapist = henry..henri
My Whole World =
MY STALKER = erm...hav baare
My fellow rebel= Sarah

Stephen aka Rudeness
Wel dis has been ma olda frm day…gives me nuff jks n buyz me tingz dat i apprentli take 4 granted coughSARAHcough! Bwoii can dance doe..1st bwoii I no dat can dance beta dan most gyals lol! Nuff luv doe xxx

Tonia aka Fystie
Hmm…ma sweeti, ma suga…ma baby…my lova lol! Ma co d man we gooo way bak bwoii frm r geusha times 2 getn cherspd by sum ova xcited bwois lol…dis gyal has given me nuff jks bwt her organised lock n new man every week lool…dnt change tonia xxx

Olivia aka Mz Rudeness!
Wel I can truly say dis bak 2her..I thank da Lord I found a bredrin lyk her n I wud alwaiz luv her no matter wat init…my yunga is safe nd funny man…shes a bully stil but is in denial…wat wud I do wivout her…bare pwetty n ting wiv her baby voice aww…dis gyals hair is LONG!!! She can b rude at times bt das wat makes her funni…oh yh m dis cud b da nxt lil miss jocelyn lool xxx

Hosanna aka Scamz
Wel wel wel…lets jus say as ma half sista we alwaiz on sum nxt typa hypa..drawin 4 da scarf…r showa movements zoop zoop!!! Nd r barz,,gees urn t readi 4 dem tingz man…old mac Donald n hickery dickery dock…we hav SPARKZ between us man!!! Shes sum nxt typa hype wen it comes 2screwin bwoii if lukz cud kill!!! Dese tymz were hvin sutn do wiv exterminatin ppls wifeys n ting lool…Havin sum special day cumn up doe…luv u xxx

Amber aka Y.tizzla
Awww….now dis is ma 1 n onli son Jack! Ma nigga amiga…da butter in ma bread! Wifey bub lol! We hav r jks man n bwoi can dis gyallie SCREW (even doe is baaare funi now!) we hav r karaoke nights such as baggy trousers nd red red wine!!! Shes da manager of niggaland 2 ns she will hav 2 REAR u if u gt outta hand!!! Dis gyal is on John terry like miss morrows wig lool! We jam 2geva nd make shit lol! Dis is 1 gyal I overly luv xxx

Henrietta aka Sweetcheeckz
Shes ma Hettipoo…n im her melimoo. Shes taiwo/steve/ma x wife!…me n dis gyal go WAAAAAAAAAAY BAK!! Frm “nasty girl” memoriez 2 “u may trip me as I carry liquids” lool…we hav sum nx typa priv8 jks doe so u wont evn undastand…dis gyal noz mre bwt me n ma famo dan I do…she overli gemz it in da famo tryna replace me!!! Dnt wori im watchin u n ur LIDL JUICE! E sweet! Xxx

Sofia aka Blankita
Aww well dis b my wifey…been married 4 a while n ting init! Hav r lil private jks in English frm dese tymz wen I was getn spankd lol humpin marina lool nd doin squats in English lool! Shes ma agony aunt 2!!! Shes always telling me bwt sum nx man n wat wud I do wivout her…sum sxcii ass fucka lool! We hav r daiz wen we reach trocs nd luk 4 r future hubbies 2…cnt live wivout ma wifey xxx

Sarah aka Gen Gen St.rat!!!
Aww sawah…ma ova half…ma bizness partner nd my bully!! A day wivout her jks jus duznt feel rite…she ALWAIZ has suttn 2 say doe…1 gyal dt will nt take hype frm no nigga…her n her lil facebox or facemask ting is movin swiftly man!!! She can dance bwoii!! Dis gyal is dangerous…da realest gyal u’ll eva meet xxx

Poala aka Lady Pink
Wow ma g dot ma!! Da truest founder of Showa Movements zoop zoop! Everytime u luk at dis gyal u will jus end up laffin…dese tymz wen shes alwaiz tlkin bwt sum1…argh wen ur pisd n ting jus reach her n trus me u’ll b grinning teef by da time shez finishd…da onli gyal dat can rock pink 2da fullest aint no ova Lady Pink xcept her…aint readi 4 her showa bars n beatz…if n e 1z lukn 4 a produca holla at dis gyal init lol xxx

Zena aka Beautiful Gangsta
Wel dis is ma hairdressa/hardcore gangsta…shes one of ma newest bredrins n we hav r lil jks wiv us getn drunk on her 16th lool…judene 2! It was a coincidence dat I happnd 2b her tourguide…a reali REALI bad 1lol alwaiz getn her lost n ting…dis gyal can buss a whine 2…bluddi skinny ting…r next Kelly holmes u lot so watch dis space xxx

Wel imma finish dis wen I get time 2 init…jus rite ur name dwn if u want a dedication cos ma head aint finkin 2 rite!

I wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phones?
What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets?
What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it?
What if we flipped through it several times a day?
What if we used it to receive messages from the text?
What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it?
What if we gave it to kids as gifts? What if we used it as we traveled?
What if we used it in case of an emergency?
What if we upgraded it to get the latest version?
This is something to make you go...hmmm...where is my Bible? Oh, and one more thing. Unlike our cell phone, we don't ever have to worry about our bible being disconnected because Jesus already paid the bill!