1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Do ya think i is FIT?
6. Would you kiss me?
7. Give me a nickname and explain why?
8. Describe me in 3 words?
9. What was your first impression of me?
10. Do you still think the same?
11. What reminds you of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do you know me?
14. What do you like best about me?
15. What wud u give me outa 10 4 lookz?
16. Ever wanted to tell me something you couldn't?
17. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you

A primary teacher explains to her class that she is a Rangers fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Rangers fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Rangers fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Rangers fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Celtic fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.
"Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Celtic fan?"
"Because my mum is a Celtic fan, and my dad is a Celtic fan, so I'm a Celtic fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Celtic fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?"
"Then," Mary smiled, "Then I'd be a Rangers fan."

There's a rumour that rangers have lined up a new sponsor - Tampax.
The board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period.

An new Oxo Cube will be introduced early next year in tribute to rangers.
It will be called "Laughing Stock".

The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "rangers are good enough to win the European Cup."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

Q. What have the rangers and a nappy got in common?
A. P*** upfront and crap at the back.

A burglary was recently committed at rangers ground and the entirecontents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a manwith a dusty carpet.
A policeman caught a fan climbing the wall of the rangers ground.
He made him go back and watch the rest of the match

Q. What's the difference between the rangers keeper and a taxi driver?
A. A taxi driver will only let in four at a time.

Q: What have rangers and a three pin plug got in common?
A: Their both useless in Europe.

Q: What's the difference between rangers and a teabag?
A: A tea bag stays in the cup longer!!!!!

Q) What is the difference between rangers and a lift ?
A) It doesn't take a lift nine months to go down

Q) What is the difference between Foot & Mouth and rangers?
A) Foot & Mouth got into Europe.

Q: What is the difference between rangers and a triangle?
A: A triangle has three points.

Someone asked me the other day, what time do rangers kick off?
About every ten minutes I replied

Q: What do you say to a rangers supporter with a good looking bird on his
arm?
A: Nice tattoo.

Q) What is the difference between a hedgehog and a busload of rangers fans?
A) On a hedgehog all the pricks are on the outside !!

Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of rangers players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

A man desperate at rangers current situation decides to top himself.In his living room, alone, he prepares to hang himself. At the very lastmoment, he decides upon wearing his full rangers kit as his last statement.A neighbour, catching sight of the impending incident, informs the police.On arrival, the police quickly remove the rangers kit and dress the man instockings and suspenders. The man, totally confused asks why.
The policeman simply replies, "it's to avoid embarrassing your family."

Q: What do you call a rangers fan with lots of girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd

Q: What's the difference between a rangers fan and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

I was talking to the rangers groundsman and commenting on how green and lush the grass was
He replied, "it should be with all the sh#t that plays on it!!"

Q: How do you kill a rangers fan when he's drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head!

Q: Why do rangers supporters have Moustaches?
A: So they can look like their Mothers.

Q: What do you call a rangers fan with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead rangers fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: What do you call a rangers fan in a 2 bedroomed Semi?
A: A burglar

Q: What do you get when you offer a rangers fan a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change