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  • Jest z nami od: April 2005
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Moja druga połowa
Ruth Condren
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The cult, u2, Foo Fighters, Damien Rice, The Tramps (disco inferno in particular) some charty stuff and especially funky house music, basically any good house music
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Snatch, kingpin, dumb nd dumber. trading places, zoolander, hostile hostages, layer cake, 24 all series, greys anatomy, top gear, Bones
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  • chuck noris (the legend)

    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

    Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.Chuck Norris goes killing.

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

    Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

    Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

    If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

    Chuck Noris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

    Chuck Norris can speak braille.

    Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

    At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

    Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.

    Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

    The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

    We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't believe in magic.

    Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

    Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

    Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

    The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Chuck Norris" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!".

    Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

    A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

    They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does Chuck Norris. He doesn't have to.

    Chuck Norris refers to himself in fourth person.

    Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.

    When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

    Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

    Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris does not leave messages. Chuck Norris leaves warnings.

    Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Chuck Norris so he can scare the shit out of them.

    The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.

    Chuck Norris

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  • Five One Five
    Five One Five

    Hey James Deane

    515 are now looking for new djs for residency at their night in Tripod/Pod

    If you are interested in playing for 515 send an e-mail with your name and your musical style to 515tripod@gmail.com and we will get back to you soon

    :)

    36 tygodni temu
  • Slick DJ Magazine
    Slick DJ Magazine

    Hi happy Easter James Deane

    Slick DJ & ILovit Presents: Exhale @ The Tivoli

    EASTER SUNDAY 12TH APRIL GLOBAL UNDERGROUND with NIC FANCUILLI 3HOUR SET Support from ROCKWELL & JAY GROGAN (Doors 9pm)

    FREE PASSES UP FOR GRABS ANSWER THIS QUESTION :
    Nic is one half on ONE+ONE what is the other guys name? Email ans to raymondc@slick-dj.com

    36 tygodni temu
  • Five One Five
    Five One Five

    Hey James Deane

    515 PRESENTS THIS BANK HOLIDAY SUNDAY

    MATTHEW DEAR(AUDION) + SEBO K

    WE HAVE SOME PASSES TO GIVE AWAY FOR THIS

    WHERE IS MATTHEW DEAR FROM?

    PRIVATE MESSAGE US YOUR FULL NAME AND
    ANSWER

    36 tygodni temu
  • Hedliners
    Hedliners

    Hedliners Sessions Present FERGIE @The Zoo This Saturday

    Fergie known around the World as one the best djs on the circuit,Always delivers new tunes and leads the way when comes to discoverin new talent.He is a BBC RADio 1 Veteran and has played all the top festivals

    Fergie
    Darren Rice +Guests
    Doors 8 till late


    Hedliners Easter Special @The Zoo 12 th April

    Hedliners are proud to announce the full details of our Easter Special!!!We have not 1 but 2 of the Biggest names in Trance flying in for this special event,Rank 1 plus very special Guest Gareth Emery (Worlds number 23 dj)

    FULL LINE UP
    Rank 1 (Trance Energy Anthem 2009)
    Gareth Emery (Special Guest-Worlds number 23 DJ)
    Barry Somers &Tek Nik
    Leon Clarke
    Dermo Bateman &Boco
    Dirty Ciaran &Karl Brennan


    Hedliners Summer Party 3 Rd May with Very Special Guest SISTER BLISS (FAITHLESS)


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  • The Music Factory
    The Music Factory

    WHITE NIGHT!
    This is a message 2 every1 in Wexford that attendent the Bondage Party inda club last Sat... WOW.. WHAT A NIGHT! :O PACKED TO THE RAFTERS! :L

    The production team said that Wexford were the maddest crowd theyd ever encountered and theyve seen some crazy shit! :L well done :L


    ;) We have a WHITE NIGHT this Sat April 4th ;)

    :O EVERYTHING WILL GLOW IN THE DARK INCLUDING U! :O

    :O full white club decor

    :O inflatable discs, stars, wheels etc

    :O 8 white professional stretch sails

    :O 35 sq metres of white silk drapes

    :O 10 high powered U.V. cannons

    :O White sensation preformers

    :O illuminous face and body painting

    :O illuminous glow toys & sticks

    :O WEAR SOMETHING WHITE URSELF 2 GLOW IN THE DARK!

    make sure u brush ur teeth :L :L :L

    THIS IS THE FIRST WHITE NIGHT 2 HIT WEXFORD SO MAKE IT A GOOD WAN!
    DOORS 10.30 ADM E12




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  • Five One Five
    Five One Five

    Hey James Deane

    515 PRESENT THE JAPANESE POPSTARS
    LIVE + DJ SET
    SUPPORT FROM DETBOI
    THIS FRIDAY @ TRIPOD

    WE HAVE SOME PASSES TO GIVE AWAY
    ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION

    WHERE ARE THE JAPANESE POPSTARS FROM?

    MESSAGE US WITH YOUR FULL NAME AND
    ANSWER GOOD LUCK

    37 tygodni temu
  • The Music Factory
    The Music Factory

    :O BONDAGE PARTY :O

    WEVE A BONDAGE PARTY THS SAT 28TH MARCH & RETURNS DA LAST SAT OF EVERY MONTH IN WEX!

    ON DA NIGHT EXPECT 2C
    :O LIVE BONDAGE SHOW FRM DUBLIN TROOP RDP DANCERS

    :O ANGLE GRINDER MAN AKA THE SPARKLER IS LIVE ON STAGE!
    SPARKLER IS COVERED IN METAL PLATES & RUBS ANGLE GRINDEDERS OVER HIS BODY.

    :O A CONTHORSHINIST, TAROT CARD READING, HENNA TATTOOIST!

    :oA SPANKING DUNGEON.. GET SPANKED AND WHIPPED!

    :O BEAT FMs LEIGH (LEATHER) DOYLE (MAINROOM)

    :O 4 POINT PLAN LIVE AND DRESSED IN LEATHER! (LUSHBAR)

    :O JAMES in chains CLANCY (ELECTRIC LOUNGE)
    STAFF WIL B DRESSED UP.. DRESS IF U LIKE ;)

    GOTO R RESIDENT NIGHT SECTION IN "OUR MUSIC" 4 DETAILS AND PICS AT THEMUSICFACTORY.IE :)

    NEXT SAT WEVE A WHITE NIGHT!
    EASTER SUNDAY WE HAVE A HUGE NIGHT FEATURING
    'THE RESURRECTION SECTION!' CHECK TODAYS PAPERS 4 DETAILS :L

    DOORS 10.30 ADM E12 EVERY NITE


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  • Five One Five
    Five One Five

    Hey James Deane

    Pod Concerts presents

    HED KANDI

    This Friday 27th

    In Tripod

    We have free passes up for grabs.

    What Hed Kandi Dj is Playing @ Tripod This Friday?

    Private mail us the answer and good luck

    :D

    38 tygodni temu
  • The Music Factory
    The Music Factory

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    ____________________*
    ___________________wev
    __________________parties
    _________________planed 4d
    ________________crimbo!On st
    _______________Stephens night
    ______________weve a big Snow
    _____________Party (dry snow) and
    ____________Leigh Doyle n mainroom
    ___________ElectroLite live in Lush Bar
    __________John Holmes is in the Electric
    _________Lounge! Doors 10.30 Adm E12
    ________On NYE we’ve loads going on! we
    _______hav lazers,Co2 cannons,balloon drop
    ______hats, masks, Leigh Doyle (Beat Fm) in d
    _____main room, Flying Columns Live in LushBar
    ___and Special Guests in Electric Lounge! Door 9.30
    _________________till late Adm
    _________________only E12!XX
    _________________XXSENDXX
    _________________XXLOVEXX
    HAPPY CHRISTMAS & NEW YEAR TO ALL OUR
    CUSTOMERS AND THANX FOR UR SUPPORT IN
    MAKING THE MUSIC FACTORY WEXFORD THEE
    BEST NIGHTCLUB IN THE SOUTHEAST! PEACE!
    OPEN EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT 2DA MASSES
    18-Dec-2008 22:32:01.331

    51 tygodni temu
  • Back ToThe Nineties -Burnbeachclub
    Back ToThe Nineties -Burnbeachclub


    Hi James Deane

    Dont miss FM104's FREAKS ON FRIDAY - BACK TO THE OLD SKOOL NITE with TONY DI BART "The Real Thing"

    This Saturday the 20th of December @ The Academy, Middle Abbey St

    Re-live all your Favorite memories with Al's 3 Decades of Dance live on Stage!

    DJ's Al Gibbs, Hugh Scully, Ronan O, DJ Kayos and more!

    And Ofcourse the Legendary Tony Di Bart singing his Number 1 Hit Record - The Real Thing!
    we're about!

    For Tickets, see ticketmaster.ie

    C U Saturday!!

    52 tygodnie temu
  • Emma Ryan
    luv Emma Ryan

    II know I never called you back the other day :( I'm a very bold friend! 'm not ignoring you babe :( been up to my eyes and any free time I have is spent eating, sleeping, throwing up or trying not to throw up, the miracle of life eh?

    When you next working? I know there is the charity row-athon on Sat and if Liams better he's doing it, QBusters be there? If not I may just have to swing by the station over the weekend and try see ye all :D

    Boo to you missing the Christmas party, wasn't able to get to all of it myself, couldn't do the meal in my state! After was good, Purty Kitchen then out to Ronans (sales) apartment, very slick!

    Anyway any goss with yourself?

    Still miss you all :(

    52 tygodnie temu
  • Rebecca Lee
    Rebecca Lee

    TWO WORDS....HELLO THERE!!!!!

    52 tygodnie temu
  • Freaks On Friday
    Freaks On Friday

    Hi James Deane

    Dont miss FM104's FREAKS ON FRIDAY - BACK TO THE OLD SKOOL NITE with TONY DI BART "The Real Thing"

    This Saturday the 20th of December @ The Academy, Middle Abbey St

    Re-live all your Favorite memories with Al's 3 Decades of Dance live on Stage!

    DJ's Al Gibbs, Hugh Scully, Ronan O, DJ Kayos and more!

    And Ofcourse the Legendary Tony Di Bart singing his Number 1 Hit Record - The Real Thing!

    Full Freak Show, Co2 Freeze Jets, Lazer Show, Fireworks and so on... if you were at our SOLD OUT Halloween Old Skool Event, you'll know exactly what we're about!

    Tickets Available @ www.ticketmaster.ie
    For table reservations,
    mail - steve@thefreakscomeout.com

    C U Saturday!!

    52 tygodnie temu
  • The Music Factory
    The Music Factory

    This Sat @ The Music Factory Wexford is not to be missed!
    We have the first CO2 CANNON in the South East and were going to use it!
    Well not to often as it can cool a large dance floor by 20 degrees in 5 seconds!
    Dont worry u wont be freezing (unless u stand in front of it) :L
    Main Room
    BEAT FMs main man LEIGH DOYLE plays al he hits frm R&B hip hop, chart and dance;) Lush Bar
    Local band FLYING COLUMNS play LIVE ON STAGE! :O Electric Lounge
    NORDINE CHIGARA plays beats, blips and funky choons 2 bop 2 :D The Bedroom
    VIP PARTY sooolld out! :P The Glass Box
    Win Tickets on the night for The Glass Box in our new 'Luv Game' :o Doors 10.30 till late Adm E12.. membershipcards valid!
    Any members that havnt recieved card contact Peter May/ Peter Wickham on the night
    Music factory main st Wexford .. themusicfactory . ie

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  • Back ToThe Nineties -Burnbeachclub
    Back ToThe Nineties -Burnbeachclub

    Hi James Deane

    FREAKS COME OUT!!!

    THIS SATURDAY AT THE ACADEMY (Dec 13th)

    NEIL NAVARRA (Godskitchen)

    With Support from Al Gibbs, Rob Martin & Ronan O

    The freakiest party in Dublin every Saturday with the best in dance and house music, the freakiest & sexiest dancers and so much more...

    RELEASE YOUR INNER FREAK

    Dec 20th
    FREAKS ON FRIDAY XMAS PARTY
    Special Guest: Tony Di Bart (The Real Thing)
    DJs: Al Gibbs, Hugh Scully, Ian Clarke, Ronan O

    Dec 31st
    FREAKS ON FRIDAY NYE PARTY
    DJs: Al Gibbs, Conor G, DJ Kayos, Ronan O, Party Marty, Tony Pugh

    and then on January 31st...stay tuned...

    53 tygodnie temu
  • The Music Factory
    The Music Factory

    This Sat 29th Nov 2FM girl djs take over the venue! NIKKI HAYES plays all the hits in the main room while JENNY GREENE brings her Electric Disco Show to the Electric Lounge! In the Lush Bar ELECTROLITE play live on our new stage! Support dj is r&b and hip hop genius Dj KOLO.. DOORS 10.30 ADM 12
    We handin out new Membership Cards to our regulars (limited supply) on the night so dont miss out!

    Sat 6th Dec from NYC G-UNIT is in the house! Hailed as the musical mastermind behind 50 CENT, G-UNIT member DJ WHOO KID is going to do a dj set like uve never heard before in ur life! Expect a mix of everything! G-UNIT members are 50 CENT, LLOYD BANKS, TONY YAYO, DJ WHOO KID.
    WHOO KID plays the main room with support from our new resident BEAT FMs LEIGH DOYLE, special guests play the ELECTRIC LOUNGE and LUSH BAR!
    Doors 10.30 ADM E12 ..MEMBERSHIPCARDS VALID

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  • Hedliners
    Hedliners

    Dirty Stop Outs VS Hedliners

    The Zoo, Kilkenny Sat 29th Nov 08

    Full Line Up:

    BOOTEK (4 Deck Showcase)
    ANDY RICHMOND
    FUNKEDUPDJS
    TEK NIK
    TOMMY GRANT


    Tickets are available at The Door Only so do arrive early!

    For More Info:

    www.HarderEdge.net

    Goodgreef Christmas Cracker @The Zoo 13 Th December ,2008

    Goodgreef take over the intimate but rocking Zoo nightclub in kilkenny this Christmas for their X Mas Cracker...They join Forces with Irelands own Successful clubbing Brand Hedliners who have promised to make this the best christmas cracker ever !!!

    Full line up
    Alex Kidd (Special Guest)
    Lisa Pin-Up
    Kidd Kaos
    Tek Nik & Adam Corbett
    Mark Young &Shay F
    Leon Clarke & Deky Furlong
    Ak & Michael Hutton
    Boco & Dermo Bateman

    Doors 7 pm till late

    Limited Early Bird tickets available from Hedliners@gmail.com

    copy our flash box please :D

    55 tygodni temu
  • Back ToThe Nineties -Burnbeachclub
    Back ToThe Nineties -Burnbeachclub

    Hey James Deane

    THIS SATURDAY - NOV 15TH

    FREAKS COME OUT!!!

    With Resident DJs

    AL GIBBS, ROB MARTIN & RONAN O

    With live stage performers, the freakiest dancers in town, CO2 cannon's, lasers and the best house and dance music you'll find in Dublin guaranteed!

    This week we're giving you the chance to win a VIP table for you and 3 of your friends! You'll get a free bottle of your choice and mixers to go with it! All you have to do is send us a mail and we'll put you into the competition!

    For table bookings, please email steve@thefreakscomeout.com
    [1 bottle of spirits + mixers is €120]

    Limited guestlist available, please see our page.

    RELEASE YOUR INNER FREAK!

    57 tygodni temu
  • Back ToThe Nineties -Burnbeachclub
    Back ToThe Nineties -Burnbeachclub

    Hi James Deane

    FREAKS COME OUT WEEKENDER

    TONIGHT

    FREAKS ON FRIDAY HALLOWEEN PARTY

    Back To The Old Skool!

    With Live Performances From Rozalla, Baby D & Alex P

    2 Rooms of pure Old Skool!


    SATURDAY NIGHT

    FREAKS COME OUT

    With Al Gibbs, Rob Martin and Ronan O on the decks.

    The biggest and best club night in Dublin.

    RELEASE YOUR INNER FREAK

    Both Events are on in The Academy, 57 Middle Abbey St, D1.

    58 tygodni temu