Sarah: *In the pool* "It's kind of...wet in here."

Sinead: "But, d'you never wonder like...how roads were built?"

"Foot FIVE!"

Sinead: "So does that mean there's only 8 planets then?"

Sinead: "If you're not gonna get married then what the hell's the point?!"

"I'm sorry, I don't speak French."

Sinead: "It's the style of Topshop with the prices of Primark. It should actually be called...Topmark."

Gillian: *To Mr. Duffy* (Yes, we met Mr. Duffy on holiday) "SIR! Awk Hiya!"

Sinead: "High Five!...(slow realisation)...ALTA CINCO!"

"That's hawt."

Tom: "Let's gossip and make fun of people!"

Dosey English woman at the pool: "D'you want to come to my beach party?...A party? ON THE BEACH?!"

Tom: "I thought you were only supposed to have 4 cards!"

Sinead: "Why are you mopping the floor? Why would I put my shoes in the wardrobe?! WHY?!"

"Pineapple? In PIZZA?!"

Sarah: "Right, I'll handle this. Can I have THAT one?"

My Dad: (To Sarah) "Why didn't you do art?"

My Dad: "I like Ms Scally."

Sinead: "I don't believe in hangers."

Deranged man on the plane: "Conroy, C-O-N-R-O-Y, you'll nat meet many o' them, boy!"

"I don't speak Canadian, ehh."

Crazy old guy from Liverpool: "Tell the pilot to put his foot to the floor, we'll never get off the runway at this speed!"

Sarah: "Who's Luca? The Italian guy?"

Tom: "From now on, everyone has to call me Icecube."

Mum: (drunk) "Turn off the midnight feast."

Gillian: "Keep your kebs outta my bed!"

"GET IN THE WATER!"

Sinead: "Turdman strikes again!"

Sinead:"If you give me the DS, I'll give you the pen."

Sarah:"She's gonna put on that 44 thing."
Sinead: "You mean 70x7?"
Sarah: "...Yeah, that thing."

"Pump me, you bugger!"

Sarah: (to her mum) "We haven't even done it yet!"

"We have to epitomise my aggressiveness in one phrase, but I can't think of what that might b...SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"YOU'RE a potato."

Sinead: "It's a good day people, I've shaved the pits."

Sarah: "Is your hair feeling blonde?"

Woman in sweetshop: "Cuarenta y cuarenta."
Us: "WHAAAAAAAA."

Sinead: "Wow, Gill, you really out-manned yourself."

"Don't wear those leaving a burning house!"

Mum: "Gillian, are you sitting down?"

Mum: (to Tom) "Have you got...make-up, on?"

Aidan: "Gillian, your hair's on fire."

"Tutti Frutti or XXL?"

Sarah: "...and he spent £350 on a handbag for her!"
Sinead: "Wow, she must be good in bed."

"Zusta! I spit on your caaantry."

Sarah: "Ths coke has left the glass."

Sinead: "Stick it in yer bag!"

Gillian: "I'm ragin' about my hair!"
Sarah: "I'm ragin' about NEARLY DYING."

Sarah: "How d'you say 'faster' in Spanish?"
Sinead: "Oh, I can only remember how to say 'slower', but I know how to say 'faster' in German, and no, it's not because of all the porn I watch."

Sarah: "Thank God we shaved the pits."

Aidan: "Where's my chap?"

"Wiplash!"

"SILENCIO!"

Tom: "Look Gill, I put all my clothes in a bag like you said!"
Aidan: "That's mine!"

Sinead: "Is there something in my bed?!"

Aidan: (in a restaurant) "...farting or non-farting?"

"There's an Aidan in my bed."

Thou shalt not steal if there is direct victim.

Thou shalt not worship Pop Idols or follow Lostprophets.

Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barret in vain.

Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a peadophile: Some people are just nice.

Thou shalt not read NME.

Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they've become popular.

Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.

Thou shalt not judge a book by it's cover.

Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.

Thou shalt not buy Coca-Cola products.

Thou shalt not buy Nestle products.

Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend's best friend, take drugs and cheat on him.

Thou shalt not fall in love so easily.

Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls' pants:
Use it to get into their heads.

Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks.

Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave before it's done just because you've finished your shitty little poem or song you self-righteous prick.

Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in, week out, just 'cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied but you're never gonna fucking talk to.

Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.

The Beatles: Were just a band.
Led Zepplin: Just a band.
The Beach Boys: Just a band.
The Sex Pistols: Just a band.
The Clash: Just a band.
Crass: Just a band.
Minor Threat: Just a band.
The Cure: Just a band.
The Smiths: Just a band.
Nirvana: Just a band.
The Pixies: Just a band.
Oasis: Just a band.
Radiohead: Just a band.
Bloc Party: Just a band.
The Arctic Monkeys: Just a band.
The Next Big Thing...JUST A BAND.


Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-English speaking countries as to those that occur in English speaking countries.

Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be.

Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music.

Thou shalt not PimpMyRide.

Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.

Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.

Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.

When I say 'Hey' thou shalt not say 'Ho'.
When I say 'Hip' thou shalt not say 'Hop'.
When I say, he say, she say, we say, 'make some noise?'
Kill me.

Thou shalt not QuoteMeHappy.
Thou shalt not shake it like a polaroid picture.
Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me.

Thou shalt spell the word 'Pheonix' P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.

Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Bradley at the club last night by saying 'Is it'.

Thou shalt think for yourselves.

And thou shalt always... Thou shalt always kill.

I _______ Sinead.
Sinead is ________.
Sinead thinks a lot about _______
When I think of Sinead, I think of ________
I want Sinead to ________ me
If I were alone in a room with Sinead, I would _______
I think Sinead should _____
Sinead needs ______
I want to ____________ Sinead
Sinead can ______ my _______
If I could describe Sinead in a word: _______
Sinead will never _____
I hope Sinead never _____
I _____ Sinead because______________