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Emma
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Kerri and her amazing fabuloso story.
This is a short story, written by Kerri, about me and my dreams. It was written as she wanted to return the compliment of me writing her my story. It is not as good as mine, obviously, as she cannot compete with supreme being that is THE DOCTOR, *hem* but it does include McFly and me having dougies babies, so therefore is to a very good standard. Anyways, on with the show...
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful girl called Emma. She met a boy she liked and thought was well fit but unfortunately he was tres boring and had an obsession with his large instrument. he was a very experienced instrument player and he played his instrument with a bunch of other guys. These guys had instruments of varying sizes except for one named Clive*. He was exceptionally ugly and does not reappear in the rest of the story due to his ugliness, he also has no instrument.
So anyway she fell in love with a guy who only played his large instrument and loled a lot. So she then went off him a bit, but unfortuntely for her, her evil friend decides to make him love her with a magical potion *bwa ha ha*. So eyah her amazingly beautiful [but evil] friend made the potion and he drank it and there was no change cos he already well bummed Emma, but the evil friend pretended that it was her work so she could get into the academy of evil, but that's another story. So she made the boy follow Emma around.
Emma was very scared of the boy because she now didn't think that he was hot, although she was impresed with his large instrument. Anyway, then all of a sudden there was a flash [of light] and a big space ship appeared. WTF thought Emma and the door of the giant ship opened. then out of the door walked a star girl followed by none other than ...
... McFly!! Oh-emm-gee. Emma was just like OMG OMG OMG its dougie only like the fittest guy in all the land. She looked at him and was just like phwoarr! But that slag star girl was all over her man and Emma was just like "Yo bitch what do 'ya think ur doing??!?" So she went up to the star girl and looked terrifying from her total of 3ft height XD, and the star girl was just like "woah don't wig out dude! i'm with Harry the not quite so hot but still cute one." And Emma was like right thats ok then and started to walk away.
BUT ... Dougie was just like EMMA wait [because he's psychic and knows her name] emma! You are the most beautiful person i have ever met please come and marry me in space. So emma went with dougie [leaving poor Percy* and his large instrument on earth] and they got married in space and then for some strange reason emma and dougie had alien babies who were all green but still cute and it was alright cos they built a house on mars and their kids went to school on mars with all of the other green children.
Also emma won the Miss mars competition, because she was so hot. And on mars they ate earth bars everyday which were very healthy and yummy.
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*names had to be changed to protect identity1 Comment 314 weeks
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another classic
X=Yes
WOULD YOU?
[_] go out with me
[_] give me your num
[_] kiss me
[_] watch a movie with me
[_] take me home for the night
[_] Dance with me
[_] Stick up for me if i was being put down
[_] Play strip poker with me
[_] Get wasted with me
[_] Greet me in public
[_] Hang out with me
D0 YOU
[_] think im fit
[_] want to kiss me
[_] wanna cuddle up with me
[_] want to hook up with me
[_]think im weird
ARE WE...
[_] friends
[_] in a relationship
[_] gonna have kids
[_]enemies
AM i...
[_] sexy
[_] cute
[_] funny
[_] loveable
[_] Annoying
[_] great to be with
[_] attractive
[_] mean
HAVE you EVER...
[_] thought about me
[_] thought there might be an us
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me
[_] wished i were there
[_] had a crush on me
[_] wanted my number
[_] had a dream about me
Are you
[_] happy you know me
[_] mad at me
[_] thinking bout me2 Comments 318 weeks
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the classic
1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u suck my toe?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?4 Comments 318 weeks
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6/28/08
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Maria5/7/08
and your mum seemed cool about the stupid amount of pizza kerri we ate
upload the picturess :] xxxx
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5/7/08
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Millie4/25/08RAWRRRRRRRRRR DUDE. our song
emma smells really very horribly bad. shes a lovely girl xxxxxxxxxx
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Rif3/16/08Emmmmmaaaa, email address?! I will send you my drama xxxxxxxxxxx don't you dare copy!
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Millie3/15/08
BRAPPPPPPPPPPP tingtingtiiinnngggssss!
alrite fat mommaa?? suppp biatchhh? well love you xxxxxx
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2/28/08
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2/27/08
Maria
wheeey! get innn its cos you're all a bit good reaallyyy anddd mine's a bit of alright too ;] love yooou! xxxxxxxx
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2/26/08
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2/25/08
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2/13/08
Kerri
yayy you were at school today raaaavee *ehmm* im cool love you all over this land
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Kerri2/12/08
where were you today? ill orr "ill" lyl xxxxxxxxxxxx
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12/23/07
Kerri
heya em. recovered from mikeys? although you weren't that hammered
im gonna miss you when i go to scotland i cant even text you cos i dont have a phone 
how miserable but yeah have a good christmas if i dont see / speak with you untill nexxt year crazyness. bye bye loves xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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