1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking
floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser

10 rulez of bebo !!

one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!

seven.
Little year 7's who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!

eight.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


nine.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).

ten.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

1. Name: Rhian
2. Nicknames: Pineapple, Nas, Rhirhiz, Rhianikus, Widget, lampy, chucky, blondey blow ho(only by liam tho!)blonde bum (by joni)
3. Birthday: 13th september
4. Brothers/Sisters?: 1 half bro n 1 half sis
5. Star Sign: Virgo
6. Male or Female: Female
7. Year: 11
8. School: Broadland high school
9. Occupation: Student/ waitress/
10. Residence: My house!

**___MY APPEARANCE___**

11. MSN Screen Name *)Pineapple(*)love you bean.....together we made it......on my ped. (L)love my dyke(L)
12. Hair Color: Blonde
13. Hair Length: long
14. Eye color lue
15. Weight: not telling
16. Height: about 5ft 7
17. Braces?: nope
18. Glasses?: only for reading
19. Piercings: yes, belly and ears
20. Tattoos: nope but i want 1
21. Righty or Lefty: both, kinda, more right tho

**___MY FIRSTS___**

22. First best friend: ozzita gorman in nursery than polly gunton in play school
23. First Award: swimming thing i think
24. First Sport: swimming
25. First pet: tuna puss the cat (dont laugh!)
26. First Real Holiday: disney land paris
27. First Concert: thats embarressing so i wont say
28. First Love: Nick (lol)

**___MY FAVOURITES___**

29. Movie: Moulin rouge, titanic, aristor cats (when i was small)
30. TV programme: friends or top gear
31. colour: purple/ pink
32. Singer/s: pink, christina aguilera , kanye west
33. Band: tanacious d, Nickleback, nirvana
34. Song Right Now: Pink-dear mr president
35. Friends: Bean, Tasha, Peenut, Russell, Vickles, Jam...
36. Sweet: bon bons
37. Sport to Play: dance and netball
38. Pub: salhouse lodge
39. Favorite Clothing Brand: dont really care
40. Store: H&M and bay
41. School Subject: child development
42. Animal: dolphins and cats
43. Book: blood tide- melvin burgess
44. Magazine: anything
45. Shoes: high heel peep toes, pumps and my vans

**___CURRENTLY___**

46. Feeling: all gravy baby
47. Single or Taken?: kinda in the middle....its not simple.
48. Have a crush: yup but im not telling
49. Eating: nothin
50. Drinking: water
51. Typing: well ya
52. Online?: indeedy
53. Listening To: nothing im in a tourist info centre lol
54. Thinking About: a certain slut
56. Watching: the screen u fool
57. Wearing : my dance stuff

**___MY FUTURE___**

58. Want Kids?: yup
59. Want to be Married?:yup
60. Careers in Mind: summit to do with performin arts!
61. Where do you want to live: anywhere as long as im happy
62. Car: not car moterbike! kawasaki ninja

**__WHICH IS BEST WITH GUYS___**

63. Hair color: dark
64. Hair length:boy length but not shaved.
65. Eye color: brown- puppy dog eyes
66. Measurments: hmmmmmmmmmmm its the quality not the quantity lol but i like toned guys
67. Cute or Sexy: both
68. Lips or Eyes: both are needed! lol
69. Hugs or Kisses: hugs
70. Short or Tall: taller than me
71. Easygoing or serious: in the middle
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: romanticly spontaneous!!!
73. Fatty or Skinny: in the middle. hate skinny guys! but also hate fat guys
74. Sensitive or Loud: bit o both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship (depends tho)
76. Sweet or Caring: both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: bit of a trouble maker

**___HAVE I EVER______**

78. Kissed a Stranger: yup
79. Had Alcohol: of course
80. Smoked: yup...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
81. Ran Away From Home: yup
82. Broken a bone: yes my toe
83. Got an X-ray: yup
84. Been with someone: yup
85. Broken Someones Heart: think so
86. Broke Up With Someone: yup
87. Cried When Someone Died: yup not so long ago
88. Cried At School: yup

**___DO I BELIEVE IN___**

89. God: i think there summit out there but not that some dude created the world in 7 days!
90. Miracles: of course
91. Love At First sight: maybe
92. Ghosts: yup.......argh!!
93. Aliens: yup
94. Soul Mates: yup
95. Heaven: yup or just life after death
96. Hell: every1 has there own personal hell
97. Angels on earth: yup
98. Kissing on The First Date:yup if it feel