You act like you can speak Cantonese when your a Gweilo.

You watch Russell Peters and think 'that is so true.'

You tip only 10%.

You confuse Welcome with Wellcome.

You have more than two DVD players at home.

You wear famous brand clothes: DKNY, Versace, Chanel, Polo, etc. even though all your Polo shirts are from Mong Kok market.

Your friends ask you if Hong Kong is a country.

Your friends think that Hong Kong is in Japan.

You eat instant noodles too often.

You party at Club 7-11.

People accuse you of having (and starting) SARS.

Your friends don't mess with you because they think you know kung fu.

If someone buys something, you brag about how it’s cheaper in Hong Kong.

You buy $10 VCDs.

You ask, "when are you going back to Hong Kong?" instead of "when are you going to Hong Kong?".

You have a Walkman, Discman and Minidisk player that you don’t use anymore because you use an MP3 player.

You play ... err ... you ARE the Street Fighter Champion.

You show off your mobile phone that you got in Hong Kong "for cheap."

You expect to pay for transport in other countries with your Octopus card, only to be disappointed.

You’ve had a Tamagotchi.

You have at least one shirt that says "Hong Kong" on the front.

You use Park 'N Shop bags as bin liners.

People ask you if there are trees in Hong Kong, and they don't believe you when you tell them that 76% of HK is green.

You're in another country and everything moves so slowly.

You miss the MTR and Red Taxis.

You know someone who can get you a good deal on electronics.

Chinese food in other countries doesn't taste right.

You shat your pants before the 1997 handover.

You own a Snoopy toy from McDonalds.

You tell your friends that people don’t actually eat prawn crackers in HK, and they don't believe you.

It annoys you how shops close at 5pm in other countries and you expect them to be open.

You know at least three people named Alan Wong.

People don't believe that you live on the 28th floor.

You're in another country and you try to make a local call, but WTF? You have to pay for it!

You've mastered the art of bargaining.

All of your friends ask you to translate whenever they see Chinese characters.

You think Mcdonalds in other countries is expensive.

You get homesick when you watch Rush Hour 2.

You own a rice cooker.

and lastly,

You know you're from Hong Kong when you're from the most awesome city in the world!